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#1463306
Reckoner
If he was an attorney he would have already been disbarred for frivolous lawsuits by now.
10/28/2012 7:14:22 PM
#1463308
The Crimson Ghost
Mind blisteringly stupid.
As if Mittens isn't doing the same thing!
I'm just hoping we'll have power by election day.
10/28/2012 7:19:43 PM
#1463311
Dr. Steve Brule
Wat?
10/28/2012 7:32:37 PM
#1463313
Joules
... I've tried to read that four times now and it makes absolutely no sense at all...
10/28/2012 7:33:35 PM
#1463314
rubber chicken
If you were an attorney you would know that there is no such thing as a "political lawsuit"
10/28/2012 7:38:44 PM
#1463317
ausador
"3) I would argue Obama is soliciting himself to first time female voters including underage teens with this add."
Yes he is, so? There is nothing illegal about asking young females voters to support him. The "underage teens" you seem so concerned with cannot register, so they cannot vote. At least not in this election. I don't see what the problem...
Ohhhh...you mean "soliciting" them for sex don't you, as in attempted statutory rape, right?
Firstly Obama wasn't even in the ad.
Secondly the ad was using double entendre to seemingly allude to sex while actually talking about voting.
Thirdly just how dumb are you?
10/28/2012 7:44:06 PM
#1463321
Zagen30
Example #4981894 that fundies cannot take a joke that has anything whatsoever to do with sex.
10/28/2012 7:56:09 PM
#1463329
TGRwulf
Though I can see how the ad could be seen as tasteless, you need to grow some fucking thicker skin. Also, you are an absolute IDIOT if you think Obama is actually soliciting himself to people.
10/28/2012 8:44:42 PM
#1463333
Mr. Bigglesworth
17 year olds can't vote, so statutory rape is not being implied.
First time voters would be at least 18, they would be consenting adults according to the logic of the joke.
See how that would work? Or am I wasting time trying to explain humor to a fundie?
10/28/2012 8:47:56 PM
#1463336
Ironchew
I am in favor of this leap of mental gymnastics if it activates the fundie "sex is bad" process and stops them from voting.
10/28/2012 9:50:43 PM
#1463346
Prager
They're not big on intelligence at RR, are they?
10/29/2012 12:29:01 AM
#1463352
OhJohnNo
Waitwait, .02c? What, point 2 of a cent?
Well, that DOES about sum up the worth of this contribution.
10/29/2012 1:05:23 AM
#1463353
Kulgur
"That's my .02c"
.02c isn't 2 cents, it's 2 hundreths of a cent. You not only fail logic, but math as well. Congratulations.
10/29/2012 1:08:46 AM
#1463354
Giveitaday
If I were an attorney I would file a political lawsuit against Obama. Why?
You say that as if there are actually something called a "political lawsuit", in truth we already have a name for the sort of suit you are suggesting, we call it a nuisance suit.
1) Each day there are hundreds of thousands of Americans who have a birthday (330Mil / 365 = avg)
2) Of those around 1/2 are women, and thus thousands are still 17 years old
And that has absolutely fuck-all to do with what?
3) I would argue Obama is soliciting himself to first time female voters including underage teens with this add.
For starters, solicitation is a criminal charge and as such it would have to be charged by by a district/state/federal attorney's office and not by private attorney, and certainly not by some podunk yahoo who has little to no understanding of the law such as yourself. Further more, solicitation requires a direct and unambiguois promise of money for services rendered, and is completely legal except when applied to prostitution. So unless you have a campaign video with President Obama offering to sleep with every woman who votes fo him you are pretty much fucked.
@Prager
They're not big on intelligence at RR, are they?
I'm starting to think that overt displays of intelligence might even be a violation of RR's TOS.
10/29/2012 1:10:21 AM
#1463356
Petroleum Jerry
If only there were a version encouraging young men to vote in the same way.....
There obviously isn't one, because if there were the reaction to it would have left this one in the dust.
10/29/2012 1:14:29 AM
#1463359
Marketing 101: Sex sells. It's a fucking marketing gimmick. Ever see a perfume ad? Now those are shameless.
Politicians will sell themselves out any way they can. They're halfway to being whores by trade anyway, only streetwalkers have personal scruples and dignity. Politicians just happen to have better PR managers.
10/29/2012 1:37:32 AM
#1463363
Filin De Blanc
He hasn't actually slept with any underage girls, you nimrod.
10/29/2012 2:05:56 AM
#1463376
LDM
Geez, does everything have to be about sex with you people? Get some once in a while, and then maybe you won't be so obsessed about it.
And while we're talking about suing presidents, let's talk about G.W. Bush and the thousands of deaths worldwide he caused, and the thousands of people who lost their jobs and homes while he was in office. I'd say that's lawsuit worthy.
10/29/2012 3:45:37 AM
#1463378
Gawd
Schizophrenia
10/29/2012 3:51:52 AM
#1463380
Mike Litoris
Wait a sec; didn't you fucksticks claim the President was gay?
10/29/2012 3:55:03 AM
#1463412
Doubting Thomas
What exactly is a "political lawsuit?"
I think this is just further proof that fundies have absolutely no sense of humor. Obviously when that girl was talking about her first time, she was really talking about voting even though there was a double entendre.
10/29/2012 4:57:50 AM
#1463420
UHM
What would he do about Jesus Camps? Oh right, nothing.
10/29/2012 5:07:56 AM
#1463423
Matante
I get the underage part, he means that out of the young women who will be 18 on election day, there are some who are 17 today.
Not defending the argument though, it is utterly ridiculous.
10/29/2012 5:21:45 AM
#1463426
Mister Spak
This might be a joke.
10/29/2012 5:22:44 AM
#1463444
Dr.Shrinker
"If I were an attorney I would file a political lawsuit against Obama. Why?"
- Because you and your lot have literally said from day one that you want to see Obama fail as a president, and you have been doing everything possible to see that happen. The fact that doing so is obviously hurting our country means nothing to you.
10/29/2012 6:10:06 AM
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