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I am still worried that Romney will “move to the middle” after he is elected. And we all know what that means: more aisle-crawling.

I think WE deserve a POTUS who will tell the RATS: We won, deal with it.

It’s what they did to us.

I am tired of the endless nice guy act after getting sh*t kicked in our faces for so long.

Sometimes I wish I could be President for a month. Now that I know how to work around Congress with Executive Orders that’s all the time I would need.

A thorough nuking of Satan’s two earthly playgrounds of meca and medina would be first on my to-do list.

The list is long, but could be achieved in a month. Libs would be moving to Canada in droves

Ummah Gummah, Moonbattery 77 Comments [10/29/2012 4:22:49 PM]
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I think WE deserve a POTUS who will tell the RATS: We won, deal with it.

It’s what they did to us.

Like fucking HELL. Obama caved to you assholes on practically everything. From not actually going through to the closing of Guantanamo Bay, to keeping up Bush's wars, not repealing that stupid faith-based bullshit in favour of evidence-based programs, not going after the bankers and CEOs who fucked over the economy, to watering down his healthcare plan which itself was originally a republican idea...

You get the point.

Fuck, I WISH the dems had told you people to either help out, or get the fuck out of the way.

10/29/2012 4:40:46 PM

I am the one who knocks.

Well I am sure many of these libs you speak of would be delighted to know that narrow minded dipshits like yourself don't inhabit our fair country.

10/29/2012 4:43:49 PM


"Libs would be moving to Canada in droves"

And we would welcome them with open arms. then, we would put great big walls all along our border and batten down the hatches for the shit storm of terrorist attacks you would have unleashed upon yourselves.
Nuking Mecca. Fucking moron.

10/29/2012 5:16:09 PM

Mr. Bigglesworth

Libs would be moving to Canada in droves.

And then the United States of Jesus-Land would implode into a blackhole of stupidity never to be heard from again.

You know, I think I like the ending of this story.

10/29/2012 5:38:47 PM


Bitching about having to be such a nice guy whilst day-dreaming about obliterating large civilian populations and starting world war 3. Yeah, that's a fundamentalist, alright.

10/29/2012 5:44:36 PM


Libs would be moving to Canada in droves

The IQ would go down to seventy-something without them.

10/29/2012 5:55:51 PM


Romney is already making noises as if he is moving to the middle, but he's two-faced enough to be in the middle AND a "severely conservative" a&&hole.

Really, you'll need to BE a nice guy before you can become tired of it.

President for a month? Heck, I wish you could be sane for a day and a half.

That your grasp of international affairs includes immediate "nuking" of Islams most valued sites is one of the long list of reasons you shouldn't be in charge of a tepid glass of water much less our country.

10/29/2012 6:05:14 PM


Nuke Mecca and Medina? Are you sure you've thought this through? Might there be a flaw in your cunning plan?

10/29/2012 6:05:33 PM


Is nuclear fallout something that only happens to Muslims? We share one planet and one atmosphere. Bastard.

And perhaps you've heard of presidential impeachment? I don't think sane Americans would lift a finger while you were booted from the White House.

10/29/2012 6:17:19 PM


first on my to-do list.

And I suppose burning the US Constitution and executing the Supreme Court justices would be 2 and 3 in the list.

10/29/2012 7:11:19 PM

Wow. I can't even imagine what would happen if you nuked Mecca. Oh wait, yes I can. This guy would be happy because it would plunge the U.S. into a holy war that we would also drag out other Allies into as well. All of this would probably bring about a huge restriction of our rights by the government to prevent such terrorist attacks. Together, in his sick mind, that would lead to the second coming in his lifetime. That has to be his final goal.

10/29/2012 8:32:23 PM


You could call yourself "President for Life", if you like. I'm not sure you'd make it a month.

Here's a little hint. When you're standing knee deep in gasoline, don't flick lit matches.

10/29/2012 8:34:18 PM


you'd end up in a bunker shooting your brains out

10/29/2012 8:37:02 PM

Felix Wilde

Some of those "libs" might be staying, at least for a while. No gun control, I'm sure they wouldn't need long. Within that one-month limit, certainly. They will go Czolgosz on your arse.

Also, I'm not an American, which may skew my perspective a little, but I thought the typical Democrat supporter was waaaaay left of what Obama's instituted.

Actually, interesting question: You lot call Obama a communist (as well as other Dems). You lot also claim he's charged ahead with his "far left radical" agenda, making no concessions to the right or even the centre.* So... Do you think what's happening in the US right now is communism? Or do you concede that he has in fact not said "We won; deal with it."?

*Pffft! Obama going toward the centre would mean he's moving slightly left!

Republicans? Repugnant cunts, more like.

10/29/2012 10:08:46 PM

Felix Wilde

double post

10/29/2012 10:11:57 PM


I'm pretty sure if you don't know how to spell a city, you don't know enough about it to be able to predict the international reaction to nuking it. Just saying.


It'd take a little longer than that, because people on sites like Moonbattery pay lip service to the Constitution, thinking it serves their batshit-crazy interests. Only when he realized that it was what was preventing this sort of insanity would the OP destroy it.

10/29/2012 10:21:45 PM


I remember under Bush JR that republicans were saying shit like that to moderates and liberals. Also nuking Mecca is a horrinle idea. Unless you're trying to start yet another war

10/29/2012 11:06:46 PM


So your plan on being elected is to plunge America into a never-ending war with just about everyone in the world? Very wise.

10/29/2012 11:24:09 PM


Your own nation would be flat and glowing in the dark less than two days later.

10/29/2012 11:54:12 PM


Yes, they would, as the US of A would soon be a barren plain of glass, when every single Muslim country in the world retaliates.

Romney has to be elected first, stupid. What is "aisle-crawling"? If Romney moves TO the middle, he has to pass Obama to get there. Highly bloody unlikely. Moving TOWARDS the middle he might perhaps do, but not that likely either, as many of his voters are fighting with Mussolini to get to the most right-hand seat.

10/30/2012 12:24:39 AM


Okay, serious question: do you need to prove that you aren't delusional in order to be president? I just realized that if you don't, the US (or any other country, if it has the same system and no such rule exists there either) might have one candidate that wants to nuke Mecca and another that thinks the rest of the world are lizardmen.
Wait. I think I need to make a comic about that.

10/30/2012 1:45:12 AM

Filin De Blanc

Once again, the teabaggers' first priority is "kill a ton of people". They need therapy.

10/30/2012 1:53:51 AM


"I am still worried that Romney will “move to the middle” after he is elected. And we all know what that means: more aisle-crawling."

If, by "move to the middle" you means governing of a sensible manner and without being fanatically blinded by ideology, then it's a good new.

"A thorough nuking of Satan’s two earthly playgrounds of meca and medina would be first on my to-do list."

And is trigerring the Third World War on your to-do list?

10/30/2012 3:41:38 AM


Mhh, let's actually pretend for a second that Muslims are evil and the enemy.

Population of Mecca Metro: 2,900,000
Population of Medina Metro: 1,300,000
Muslims all over the world: 1,600,000,000
Congrats, you just killed 4,200,000 people and have no aim whatsoever.

Let's look at some more targets:
Jakarta Metro: 28,000,000
Cairo Metro: 19,600,000
Karachi Metro: 13,200,000
That would be 60,800,000 people. Fundies are even to stupid to pull off a genocide effectively.

"Libs would be moving to Canada in droves" Not just Canada, also Europe, Australia, New Zealand, Japan and South Korea - and all of those countries would welcome them with open arms, after all it's about 90% of America's intelligence, know-how and academic degrees.
I think the best picture of how America would look like after that is a TV show, it's called Revolution.

10/30/2012 4:28:01 AM


You're a fucking idiot.

10/30/2012 4:35:40 AM

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