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Apart from being inbred, their insanity comes from having to pray 5 times a day & each of those times must prostrate themselves a minimum 11 times each prayer session.
So do the maths – 5 x 11 = 55 times per day
7 x 55 = 385 times per week = 20,020 times per YEAR!
Just banging their heads on the ground for 10 years means these cretins have bashed their heads over 200,000 TIMES!!!
Anyone heard of punch drunk?
You’ll know a devout & crazy moslem by the bruise on their forehead!

Mohammed Wazza Pedophile, Bare Naked Islam 30 Comments [11/11/2012 8:25:10 PM]
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Detrs

Oh. I see.

11/11/2012 8:32:18 PM

Phloom

Sounds just as crazy as your run of the mill Christian fundy.

11/11/2012 8:32:21 PM

Rabbit of Caerbannog

You'll know a crazy Christian by the tears in their anus, from pulling information from there with such frequency.

11/11/2012 8:34:16 PM



>Prays only 5 times a day

Pffffff.

Noobs.

11/11/2012 8:36:39 PM



This could easily just be a tactless atheist rather than a fundie.

11/11/2012 9:15:33 PM

Anon

Mohammed may have been a pedophile. But somebody doesn't know anything about salah and specifically about sujud.

In sujud, the hands go down to the ground first and the velocity of the head is very low at contact. No brain damage from that motion.

11/11/2012 9:16:13 PM

Ebon

This is just stupid.

11/11/2012 9:24:59 PM

Firewing

With so many instances of religious infighting like this, how can anyone possibly believe that religion is anything other than chaos, corrosion, destruction?

11/11/2012 9:31:33 PM

Dog Legs

Don't see what's fundie about this quote. Muslims are are often inbred, as they frequently marry their children off to first and second cousins. Devout Muslims can also have a noticable mark on their forehead, and it's not totally implausible that this may cause slight brain damage. FSTDT seems to have a bias against criticism of Islam, always in the comments people compare it to christianity instead of examining it on its own.

11/11/2012 9:39:00 PM

Rabbit of Caerbannog

"Muslims are are often inbred, as they frequently marry their children off to first and second cousins. Devout Muslims can also have a noticable mark on their forehead, and it's not totally implausible that this may cause slight brain damage."

It's also common knowledge that the Jewish people poison wells and make use of Christian blood in their Passover matzo.

"FSTDT seems to have a bias against criticism of Islam..."

Do you really mean criticism of Islam or do you mean Islamophobia? Because it seems you are confusing the two...

11/11/2012 9:44:57 PM

Rabbit of Caerbannog

"This could easily just be a tactless atheist rather than a fundie."

You're assuming that atheists cannot be fundies. They can.

11/11/2012 9:49:04 PM

Man Called True

"You’ll know a devout & crazy moslem by the bruise on their forehead!"

So the late musician Wesley Willis was a Muslim?

11/11/2012 9:49:32 PM

smartz

Prostate != forcibly banging their heads against the ground.

It's not any different than you falling on your knees, bruising THOSE up and praying.

11/11/2012 10:08:28 PM

Anon

@smartz: I see what you did there.

@Dog Legs:

>>Don't see what's fundie about this quote. <<

Near-total ignorance of the practices of another religious group and outrageous accusations without any basis in fact.

>>Muslims are are often inbred, as they frequently marry their children off to first and second cousins.<<

Citation needed.

Cousin marriage may happen at greater rates in the Middle East and over to Pakistan than elsewhere, but you would have to prove that the level of inbreeding there is statistically meaningful outside of small populations that are relatively closed (e.g. some immigrant communities in other countries). Second-cousin marriage is close to a non-issue in terms of genetics; fertility actually maximizes with third-cousin marriage (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cousin_marriage).

Also, cousin marriage is relatively uncommon in Indonesia and Malaysia, which have very large Muslim populations.

>>Devout Muslims can also have a noticable mark on their forehead<<

Yes. That's callus from contact between the forehead and the prayer mat. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prayer_bump.

>>it's not totally implausible that this may cause slight brain damage.<<

Yes, it is totally implausible. The velocity involved is far too low. You might as well as that doing push-ups every day causes brain damage, or that wearing glasses does (I have calluses from my glasses' earpieces).

We will call out fundies for being fundie even when they are making fun of other fundies.

11/11/2012 10:26:01 PM

Apatheist

He did a lot of talking, but all I heard was derp.

11/11/2012 11:05:14 PM

Citizen Justin

Damn, what about athletes doing push-ups? What about the military? Some of them do as many as 500 in the course of a day. They must all be drooling idiots by now!

11/11/2012 11:40:23 PM

NonProphet

@Dog Legs:
Actually, we get plenty of posts concerning fundie Muslims. Hell, there was one just last month. There are also ones from Pagans, and even some from atheists. The majority are Christian quotes, because Christianity is the majority religion in most English-speaking countries - and most of us here are native English speakers.

I suggest at least a minute's worth of research before the next time you start making accusations. Might save you some embarrassment.

11/12/2012 12:00:40 AM

UHM

You tried that too, didn't you?

From what I've seen, there's no banging going on at all, but rather, a soft laying.

Now if you did the same thing with skeptics and facepalming, you might have something.

11/12/2012 12:16:42 AM

Frostythesnowman

You've never actually met a muslim have you?

I have no objection to the assertion that Mohammed was a paedophile, nor that Islam, like Christianity, Judaism, or any other mythology is a ridiculous basis on which to live your life. And yet there is still enough left in your post to convince me that you are a moron.

11/12/2012 2:22:46 AM

LAchlan

You didn't know what a "moslem" was until 11 years ago, now shut up.

11/12/2012 2:54:18 AM

fishtank

I doubt it.

11/12/2012 3:56:04 AM

Mister Spak

"Apart from being inbred,"

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11/12/2012 6:31:13 AM

Doubting Thomas

I admit I don't know a lot about Muslim prayer practices, but I really doubt they're faceplanting themselves into the prayer mat. But if we want to make fun of people's prayer practices, what about all those silly Christians who kneel down like they're about to perform fellatio? Considering that they're in effect sucking their God's dick because they want to please him in every possible way, it's not hard to see the connection.

Get on your knees, Jesus is coming!

11/12/2012 8:04:20 AM

Hasan Prishtina

"Muslims are are often inbred, as they frequently marry their children off to first and second cousins."

In Albanian society, where most people are nominally Muslim, by tradition it is forbidden to marry anyone linked to the family within ten generations. This greatly exceeds any prohibitions in either Islam or Christianity, which also permits first and second cousin marriage.

11/12/2012 11:04:54 AM

checkmate

Just banging their heads on the ground for 10 years means these cretins have bashed their heads over 200,000 TIMES!!!

Yes, and the Catholic sign of the cross causes severe concussions and chest pains, even heart attacks and collapsed lungs, all from banging one's head and chest so often.

11/12/2012 1:22:33 PM
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