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You seem to have trouble distinguishing fiction from reality. Seek professional help ASAP.
11/28/2012 8:40:47 AM
Christians... taking the fun out of life for 2000 years.
11/28/2012 8:42:07 AM
The Crimson Ghost
Repeated use of caps lock to try to make their point-the mark of an idiot. The world would be a better place if all the fundamentalist idiots like this had to wear a scarlet I.
11/28/2012 8:42:32 AM
Filin De Blanc
Shouldn't you lot have moved on to freaking out about The Hunger Games or something by now?
11/28/2012 8:45:35 AM
You mean if I read the Harry Potter books, they'll teach me how to fly on a broom? Wow! Think of what I can save in gas!
11/28/2012 8:46:05 AM
Yeah, 'cos books about magic are bad!
Some possessed pigs, a fig tree and a talking ass would like to have a word with this chump, sorry CHUMP, about irony.
11/28/2012 8:47:36 AM
Before the internet, I didn't realise how many adults actu believe in witches.
11/28/2012 8:49:03 AM
Someone needs to teach AMTY about the concept of "fiction". Which shouldn't actually be too difficult given that she's probably a christian and is already accustomed to dealing with fiction (just not recognising it).
11/28/2012 8:50:56 AM
"Real WITCHES exist, but they hide well from us using information gleaned from Harry Potter"
'but they hide well from us'? O RLY?:
Seems that anime director Keiji Gotoh didn't get that memo, then.
11/28/2012 9:00:55 AM
Jezebel's Evil Sister
Dammit! I must be an idiot. I've read all the books and seen all the movies, and I still can't cast even the simplest of spells. What am I doing wrong?
11/28/2012 9:03:45 AM
If they hiding from muggles and use the HP movie has guide then why the hell did they make the movie and in the first place and expose them selves .
Jeez I guess before you are allowed to become a fundie you have to purge yourself of all common sense
11/28/2012 9:18:08 AM
I've heard it argued that "you shall not suffer a witch to live" was possibly the most dangerous commandment (of which there are way more than ten). Now we can add to its many problems that it stops people enjoying Harry Potter.
Personally, I think it is "thou shalt not covet...etc" because it creates the possibility of thought crime.
11/28/2012 9:23:19 AM
Welcome to 1997?
11/28/2012 9:24:52 AM
Let's delete all useless words :
WITCHES WITCHES WITCHCRAFT WITCHCRAFT WITCHCRAFT YOU SHALL NOT SUFFER A WITCH TO LIVE WITCHCRAFT WITCHCRAFT SATANIC WITCHES WITCHCRAFT WITCHES SATAN WITCHES SATAN.
11/28/2012 9:27:42 AM
11/28/2012 9:37:58 AM
Ugh, they're still beating the "Harry Potter is satanic" horse?
11/28/2012 9:38:56 AM
11/28/2012 9:39:20 AM
Ah, is that the smell of Poe?
11/28/2012 9:45:22 AM
WITCHCRAFT is satanic.
Well that's just, like, your opinion.
11/28/2012 9:49:01 AM
*shrieking in pain* The fail...it BURNS!!!
1. It's a freaking story, you idjit and the "witchcraft" is merely a plot device not what the story is about!
2. I've read actual witchcraft books and they are NOTHING like Harry Potter!
3. Witches don't worship Satan...most (if not all) don't even believe he exists!
4. That verse in the Bible was a deliberate mistranslation on the part of King James...the original word was poisoner (which, in a way, you are doing by spouting this crap).
You fail, AlwaysDumberThanYou! Thank you for playing, now go back to 1692...
11/28/2012 9:49:39 AM
Another fundie that doesn't understand the concept of fiction. Joy.
11/28/2012 9:51:00 AM
If we call their bullshit "bullshit," then someone might figure out that our bullshit is bullshit, so let's acknowledge it, but say it's evil! That way, everybody gets soup, and we can try to steal their helping later!
One hand washes the other.
11/28/2012 9:53:05 AM
As soon as you think witches, witchcraft, or magic are real, you lose any and all credibility.
11/28/2012 9:57:58 AM
that's what it seems like. this person seems to be too much of an idiot ... even by fundie standards
11/28/2012 10:00:18 AM
This is one of those kinds of things that you see coming a mile away, but lament seeing when it finally gets here. Still funny though.
11/28/2012 10:02:08 AM
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