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Harry Potter

is showing people how to be evil satanic WITCHES. Notice that they call people in the book WITCHES. That is a sign that they are subliminally training people to use WITCHCRAFT. WITCHCRAFT is satanic. Therefore, Harry Potter promotes WITCHCRAFT and YOU SHALL NOT SUFFER A WITCH TO LIVE. Also, the school is called "Hogwarts School of WITCHCRAFT" showing that is obviously teaching people WITCHCRAFT which is SATANIC. In Harry Potter, the WITCHES went to great pains to conceal themselves from the regular, non-satanic folk. This is obviously a secret WITCHCRAFT guide that tells people how to be WITCHES and worship SATAN, while pretending to be an innocent work of fiction. Real WITCHES exist, but they hide well from us using information gleaned from Harry Potter, so that they can continue to worship SATAN.

AlwaysMoreThanYou, Debate.org  97 Comments [11/28/2012 8:33:01 AM]
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Leighton Buzzard

... or it could be bunnies.

11/28/2012 10:22:46 AM

Reynardine

Yes, and I'd turn you into a toad, but that would be redundant.

11/28/2012 10:25:15 AM

VioletBeauregarde

WOODCARVER!!! (from Brave)

11/28/2012 10:27:59 AM

The Dude Abides

Why is witches always in capitals? Is this some strange form of typing fundie tourettes? I can just see him trying to have a normal conversation...

"Excuse me dear, would you mind passing the WITCHES!!!... sorry I mean the salt. Thankyou very WITCHCRAFT!! SATAN!!! much."

11/28/2012 10:28:14 AM

Flah

Away with you, Boggart! Riddikulus!

11/28/2012 10:44:15 AM


11/28/2012 10:59:16 AM

Frostythesnowman

I think Hermione must be witch. That's why I'd like her to sit on my face for a spell.

Sorry, I was temporarily posessed by demons there...

11/28/2012 11:00:56 AM

Frostythesnowman

Oops..double smut.

11/28/2012 11:03:21 AM

Akasuna

@Frostythesnowman

Only if the movies are in reverse order... (kidding, maybe.)

11/28/2012 11:13:59 AM

speccy4i

"Notice that they call people in the book WITCHES. That is a sign that they are subliminally training people to use WITCHCRAFT."

Bloody hell, looks like someone managed to crack the Da Vinci Code. It's a good job there are people out there willing to tell me that J.K. Rowling put subtle hints to witchcraft in a book series first published 15 years ago.

11/28/2012 11:16:45 AM

smartz

It seems to me that people who believe in the Bible honestly believe in other works of fiction.

11/28/2012 11:20:14 AM



witches predate Harry Potter books by a few .. lets see.. CENTURIES !

Taking a rin at the wall between platforms 13 and 14 at a train station is likely to leave you bruised at best. Let us know if you get to platform 13 1/2.

11/28/2012 11:26:22 AM

coreBlimey

The word 'witch' only gained a negative connotation when Christianity was taking over the pagan religions of Europe.

So...
Step 1: Pick a word
Step 2: Make it negative to suit your own agenda
Step 3: Criticize people who use the word

11/28/2012 11:33:00 AM

JohnTheAtheist

I am unclear, is witchcraft satanic or not? Can someone clear this up for me?

11/28/2012 11:37:30 AM

Akasuna

@JohnTheAtheist

It can be, but most modern practices aren't.

11/28/2012 11:39:53 AM

Arctic Knight

"Notice that they call people in the book WITCHES. That is a sign that they are subliminally training people to use WITCHCRAFT."

1) I suggest you get a dictionary and look up the word subliminal. If I tell people that I am an atheist, I am NOT subliminally telling them that I don't believe in god, I am coming right out and saying it.

2) Harry Potter is fiction written to entertain, it is not an instructional text book. If you want to complain about people using fiction to indoctrinate others, then you need to turn your attention to all of those preachers using the Bible as an instruction manual.

11/28/2012 11:40:07 AM

VioletBeauregarde

What scares me is that there are idiots who will take this crap seriously and if there are enough of them, they might revive the witch hunts of old...I'd be hosed if that happened :/

11/28/2012 11:40:24 AM

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11/28/2012 11:46:25 AM

NonProphet

Anyone who seriously thinks waving a stick & shouting pseudo-Latin actually causes "magical" effects needs to be in a mental hospital.

11/28/2012 11:48:52 AM

J. James

Jesus Christ

is showing people how to be evil Communists. Notice that they call people in the book SON and DAUGHTER. That is a sign that they are subliminally training people in EGALITARIANISM. COMMUNISM is evil. Therefore, Jesus Christ promotes UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE and YOU SHALL NOT SUFFER A PINKO TO LIVE. Also, the bible is called "The GOOD book," showing that is obviously teaching people KINDNESS which is SOCIALISM. In the bible, the APOSTLES went to great pains to conceal themselves from the regular, non-believing folk. This is obviously a secret COMMUNISM guide that tells people how to be MARXISTS and worship STALIN, while pretending to be an innocent work of fiction. Real COMMUNISTS exist, but they hide well from us using information gleaned from the bible, so that they can continue to worship STALIN.

11/28/2012 11:50:10 AM

Ludd

How is it 'subliminal' if they use witch to describe witchcraft? It's funny that 7 year olds realize that witchcraft is make believe but you can't.

11/28/2012 11:52:57 AM

old meme

How old is this? Get with the times. The cool thing now is to hate Twilight for having "bad messages", which the cool kids assure us is totally different from what you're doing.

11/28/2012 11:59:14 AM

Akasuna

@old meme

No! If they said Twilight was bad, then I'd have to agree with them. I don't want to be on the same
side as fundies!

11/28/2012 12:02:13 PM

VioletBeauregarde

Hunger Games, then...that said, I like those books ;). I also think Twilight is crap! Not evil, just crap...

11/28/2012 12:08:20 PM

dp

you're a goose and you're silly, you're a silly goose.

11/28/2012 12:42:04 PM
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