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#1475399
Leighton Buzzard
... or it could be bunnies.
11/28/2012 10:22:46 AM
#1475401
Reynardine
Yes, and I'd turn you into a toad, but that would be redundant.
11/28/2012 10:25:15 AM
#1475408
VioletBeauregarde
WOODCARVER!!! (from Brave)
11/28/2012 10:27:59 AM
#1475409
The Dude Abides
Why is witches always in capitals? Is this some strange form of typing fundie tourettes? I can just see him trying to have a normal conversation...
"Excuse me dear, would you mind passing the WITCHES!!!... sorry I mean the salt. Thankyou very WITCHCRAFT!! SATAN!!! much."
11/28/2012 10:28:14 AM
#1475423
Flah
Away with you, Boggart! Riddikulus!
11/28/2012 10:44:15 AM
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11/28/2012 10:59:16 AM
#1475433
Frostythesnowman
I think Hermione must be witch. That's why I'd like her to sit on my face for a spell.
Sorry, I was temporarily posessed by demons there...
11/28/2012 11:00:56 AM
#1475437
Frostythesnowman
Oops..double smut.
11/28/2012 11:03:21 AM
#1475442
Akasuna
@Frostythesnowman
Only if the movies are in reverse order... (kidding, maybe.)
11/28/2012 11:13:59 AM
#1475444
speccy4i
"Notice that they call people in the book WITCHES. That is a sign that they are subliminally training people to use WITCHCRAFT."
Bloody hell, looks like someone managed to crack the Da Vinci Code. It's a good job there are people out there willing to tell me that J.K. Rowling put subtle hints to witchcraft in a book series first published 15 years ago.
11/28/2012 11:16:45 AM
#1475446
smartz
It seems to me that people who believe in the Bible honestly believe in other works of fiction.
11/28/2012 11:20:14 AM
#1475450
witches predate Harry Potter books by a few .. lets see.. CENTURIES !
Taking a rin at the wall between platforms 13 and 14 at a train station is likely to leave you bruised at best. Let us know if you get to platform 13 1/2.
11/28/2012 11:26:22 AM
#1475455
coreBlimey
The word 'witch' only gained a negative connotation when Christianity was taking over the pagan religions of Europe.
So...
Step 1: Pick a word
Step 2: Make it negative to suit your own agenda
Step 3: Criticize people who use the word
11/28/2012 11:33:00 AM
#1475458
JohnTheAtheist
I am unclear, is witchcraft satanic or not? Can someone clear this up for me?
11/28/2012 11:37:30 AM
#1475463
Akasuna
@JohnTheAtheist
It can be, but most modern practices aren't.
11/28/2012 11:39:53 AM
#1475464
Arctic Knight
"Notice that they call people in the book WITCHES. That is a sign that they are subliminally training people to use WITCHCRAFT."
1) I suggest you get a dictionary and look up the word subliminal. If I tell people that I am an atheist, I am NOT subliminally telling them that I don't believe in god, I am coming right out and saying it.
2) Harry Potter is fiction written to entertain, it is not an instructional text book. If you want to complain about people using fiction to indoctrinate others, then you need to turn your attention to all of those preachers using the Bible as an instruction manual.
11/28/2012 11:40:07 AM
#1475465
VioletBeauregarde
What scares me is that there are idiots who will take this crap seriously and if there are enough of them, they might revive the witch hunts of old...I'd be hosed if that happened :/
11/28/2012 11:40:24 AM
#1475470
KittyKaboom
11/28/2012 11:46:25 AM
#1475473
NonProphet
Anyone who seriously thinks waving a stick & shouting pseudo-Latin actually causes "magical" effects needs to be in a mental hospital.
11/28/2012 11:48:52 AM
#1475474
J. James
Jesus Christ
is showing people how to be evil Communists. Notice that they call people in the book SON and DAUGHTER. That is a sign that they are subliminally training people in EGALITARIANISM. COMMUNISM is evil. Therefore, Jesus Christ promotes UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE and YOU SHALL NOT SUFFER A PINKO TO LIVE. Also, the bible is called "The GOOD book," showing that is obviously teaching people KINDNESS which is SOCIALISM. In the bible, the APOSTLES went to great pains to conceal themselves from the regular, non-believing folk. This is obviously a secret COMMUNISM guide that tells people how to be MARXISTS and worship STALIN, while pretending to be an innocent work of fiction. Real COMMUNISTS exist, but they hide well from us using information gleaned from the bible, so that they can continue to worship STALIN.
11/28/2012 11:50:10 AM
#1475476
Ludd
How is it 'subliminal' if they use witch to describe witchcraft? It's funny that 7 year olds realize that witchcraft is make believe but you can't.
11/28/2012 11:52:57 AM
#1475479
old meme
How old is this? Get with the times. The cool thing now is to hate Twilight for having "bad messages", which the cool kids assure us is totally different from what you're doing.
11/28/2012 11:59:14 AM
#1475480
Akasuna
@old meme
No! If they said Twilight was bad, then I'd have to agree with them. I don't want to be on the same
side as fundies!
11/28/2012 12:02:13 PM
#1475483
VioletBeauregarde
Hunger Games, then...that said, I like those books ;). I also think Twilight is crap! Not evil, just crap...
11/28/2012 12:08:20 PM
#1475498
dp
you're a goose and you're silly, you're a silly goose.
11/28/2012 12:42:04 PM
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