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Harry Potter

is showing people how to be evil satanic WITCHES. Notice that they call people in the book WITCHES. That is a sign that they are subliminally training people to use WITCHCRAFT. WITCHCRAFT is satanic. Therefore, Harry Potter promotes WITCHCRAFT and YOU SHALL NOT SUFFER A WITCH TO LIVE. Also, the school is called "Hogwarts School of WITCHCRAFT" showing that is obviously teaching people WITCHCRAFT which is SATANIC. In Harry Potter, the WITCHES went to great pains to conceal themselves from the regular, non-satanic folk. This is obviously a secret WITCHCRAFT guide that tells people how to be WITCHES and worship SATAN, while pretending to be an innocent work of fiction. Real WITCHES exist, but they hide well from us using information gleaned from Harry Potter, so that they can continue to worship SATAN.

AlwaysMoreThanYou, Debate.org  97 Comments [11/28/2012 8:33:01 AM]
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Submitted By: TheReasonator
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SpukiKitty

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11/28/2012 12:50:46 PM

SpukiKitty

The NINETIES and NAUGHTIES called! They want THEIR MORAL scare BACK!

11/28/2012 12:52:12 PM

JGC

Forget witches, we've a larger problem on our hands: KLINGONS!

11/28/2012 1:37:14 PM

Pilotess

Of course, if fundies understood the idea of fiction, they would have to start questioning their own story book!

11/28/2012 1:40:27 PM

Horsefeathers

Harry Potter is so over with. You're supposed to be bitching about Twilight or some other such inanity.

Next you'll be telling me how evil Pokemon is.

11/28/2012 1:47:15 PM

Apatheist

Stop using CAPS for words you DON'T LIKE!

11/28/2012 2:06:36 PM

\m/>_<\m/

i smell a troll...

idiotic p.r.a.t.t., raNdOm CAps-loCKing, stupid name, AND on debate.org? troll

11/28/2012 3:24:14 PM

Sheridan

Yes... Satanic witches.

I realize this has nothing to do with witches but couldn't you be obsessed with BADGERS BADGERS BADGERS... instead?

See link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIyixC9NsLI

Much less dreary, no?

11/28/2012 4:53:21 PM

Papabear

"Real WITCHES exist, but they hide well from us using information gleaned from Harry Potter, so that they can continue to worship SATAN."

Real witches exist? Prove it.

they hide well? So only you know they exist?

they hide using info from Harry Potter? What info from Harry Potter do they use? Be specific.

Witches worship Satan? Well, once you prove witches actually exist, you can get on with proving they worship Satan.

11/28/2012 5:24:22 PM

Giveitaday

Harry Potter

is showing people how to be evil satanic WITCHES. Notice that they call people in the book WITCHES. That is a sign that they are subliminally training people to use WITCHCRAFT.


Can you identfy and provide any evidence of a single person how learned witchcraft from reading Harry Potter?

Real WITCHES exist, but they hide well from us using information gleaned from Harry Potter, so that they can continue to worship SATAN.

How did they manage to hide before Harry Potter was written?


11/28/2012 5:25:11 PM

nazani14

I really wish I could turn you into a newt.

11/28/2012 5:27:40 PM

Alencon

Yes Witches exist. They're the adherents of Wicca and have absolutely nothing to do with worshipping Satan.

And Harry Potter is fiction you twit.

11/28/2012 6:35:51 PM

tmarcl

Whoa, did I just fall through a timewarp? Wasn't Harry Potter done decades ago?

11/28/2012 6:50:08 PM

Sharon Young

I've seen numerous such posts before – but that all being said, there is a dreadful fanfic titled My Immortal which actually does have Satan-worshipping protagonists in the Harry Potter universe. I reckon whoever wrote posts as in OP's vein actually took it as serious HP works.

11/28/2012 7:42:32 PM

Alfador

I THINK it SOUNDS as if you are HAVING trouble CONTROLLING the volume of YOUR voice, there. What SAY? ;)

11/28/2012 7:45:00 PM

gracefullyclumsy

I should not have to suffer you to live.

11/28/2012 8:08:31 PM

VioletBeauregarde

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too *cackling*! I'm keeping the dog too!
Seriously, I like dogs ^_^
@ Sheridan: LOL...you win the thread and possibly the Internet! *applause* Here's some cookies! *hands you a plate of cookies*

11/28/2012 8:31:30 PM



The name screams troll to me.

11/29/2012 12:18:33 AM



*yawns* this is so bland. not worth talking about

11/29/2012 12:37:47 AM

davidbrider

@Anon-e-moose

Is there actually going to be an anime Harry Potter? 'Cos I'd love to see that...

11/29/2012 1:14:42 AM

Paler_Face

RANDOM capitaliZATION makes baby MEGATRON cry.

11/29/2012 3:10:51 AM

Tolpuddle Martyr

You DO know that HARRY POTTER is FANTASY, FANTASY is NOT REAL...oh I give up!

11/29/2012 4:04:54 AM

Raised by Horses

SAYTAN SAYTAN WITCHCRAFT SAYTAN RAAAHH!!!

What is this, an Emperor album?

11/29/2012 4:51:57 AM

Mister Argent

Did I fall into a time warp to the turn of the millennium?

11/29/2012 5:07:42 AM

farpadokly

Why don't you type "satan" and "witches" in caps lock a few hundred more times? I didn't quite get the message.

11/29/2012 5:37:47 AM
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