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Harry Potter

is showing people how to be evil satanic WITCHES. Notice that they call people in the book WITCHES. That is a sign that they are subliminally training people to use WITCHCRAFT. WITCHCRAFT is satanic. Therefore, Harry Potter promotes WITCHCRAFT and YOU SHALL NOT SUFFER A WITCH TO LIVE. Also, the school is called "Hogwarts School of WITCHCRAFT" showing that is obviously teaching people WITCHCRAFT which is SATANIC. In Harry Potter, the WITCHES went to great pains to conceal themselves from the regular, non-satanic folk. This is obviously a secret WITCHCRAFT guide that tells people how to be WITCHES and worship SATAN, while pretending to be an innocent work of fiction. Real WITCHES exist, but they hide well from us using information gleaned from Harry Potter, so that they can continue to worship SATAN.

AlwaysMoreThanYou, Debate.org  98 Comments [11/28/2012 8:33:01 AM]
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What is wrong with witchcraft or satan worship? Also really small rocks float.

11/29/2012 5:55:45 AM

KittyKaboom

I have the feeling that I may be wasting my time yet again by explaining this, but...

Most Pagans do not believe Satan exists. The ones who do are called Satanists. This is not the majority of Pagans. You can not worship something/someone you don't believe exists. It is simply not possible.

Not worshiping YHWH (a deity many of us find petty, hateful and unworthy of worship) does not mean we worship Satan by default. This is a common (and incredibly stupid) belief that christians have and it only serves to create feelings of superiority and confidence in having made the 'right' religious choice.

One last thing: many Pagans, myself included, use the term 'Witch' as part of our identity. Thus, Witches are real, just not in the wart on the nose, Satan fucking, killing people with magick way these dumbasses think.

11/29/2012 6:34:47 AM

Seeker Lancer

Oh get over it, shouldn't you have moved on to Fifty Shade of Grey or whatever is popular right now?

11/29/2012 8:31:22 AM

WWWWolf


> Harry Potter is showing people how to be evil satanic WITCHES

No it DOESN'T. It doesn't even SHOW us how TO build us a genuine HOGWARTS. Or how that one PLATFORM in the RAILROAD station actually WORKS. Or how the FRIGGING heck does ONE procure THE ingredients of a POLYjuICE poTION. (*cough* *cough* sorry, this is hurting my throat) As a PHOTOGRAPHY enthusiast, I would have LIKED some DETAILS on how to do some of those MOVING photographs without the use of ELECTRONIC components (or SPECIAL effects in FILMS). My DIGITAL camera does VIDEOS but they can't be printed ON paper in their full glory TOO easily, now CAN they?

But I have to SAY one thing in SUPPORT of J.K. Rowling - at least SHE knows HOW and WHEN to properly write WORDS in ALL CAPS, unlike SOME people.

> Real WITCHES exist, but they hide well from us using information gleaned from Harry Potter, so that they can continue to worship SATAN.

*cough* okay, seriously: we have neopagans here. They don't hide themselves, as surprising as it may be. We have this thing called freedom of religion here, which guarantees them the right to do whatever they do.

> This is obviously a secret WITCHCRAFT guide

Then why has it sold millions of copies? Surely someone might have found out the secret parts by now, and I don't mean the fundie nuts, I mean people with actual brain cells.

11/29/2012 12:39:50 PM

DarkfireTaimatsu

>look witchcraft

I don't see "witchcraft" here.

>get witchcraft

I bet you wish you could GET that.

11/29/2012 2:50:40 PM

Ebon

Do these people not understand the concept of fiction?

11/29/2012 3:57:44 PM



But you forget the one important part of witchcraft: secrecy. I highly doubt that Harry Potter is going to help with that regard. Oh, and one man's witchcraft is another's religion.

11/30/2012 5:17:33 AM

Seethe

Suffer not the witch to live! FOR THE EMPEROR!

11/30/2012 5:32:58 AM

Dr.Shrinker

I don't see what the problem is with Harry Potter. The kids pick up sticks, stammer out a few Latin words from the book, and nothing happens. Eventually, they will conclude that magic doesn't accomplish anything and therefore isn't real. So they decide to try this experiment with prayer and...

Oh, I see your problem now.

11/30/2012 6:38:41 AM

Pioneer

Shouldn't we be up to our eyeballs in witches then?

11/30/2012 8:21:08 AM

Anon-e-moose

...or is all that tl;dr & capslock (is cruise control for 'I'm an Attention Whore! Listen to Me!') just hiding the fact that a single mother - who once was on welfare - came up with a little story about wizards & witches doing good, being heroic and saving the world against evil, which made her one of the richest authors on the planet, and you're just jealous that nobody will so much as rate your so-called 'efforts' on Fanfiction.net, is that it?!

...still, her newest work - and runaway bestseller (making her bank manager very happy indeed!) "The Casual Vacancy" - has absolutely nothing to do with wizards & witches, so you should be alright there. [/hyper-sarcasm] >:D

11/30/2012 8:45:48 AM

John_in_Oz

The Bible is fiction designed to decieve Wizards into following Voldemort.

11/30/2012 9:14:45 AM

Brianisha

Witches dont acknowledge nor worship satan. I guess It would be fair to make death threats against Jesus, another fictional character.

12/25/2012 10:17:35 AM

anti-nonsense

Funnily enough, Satan isn't even mentioned in Harry Potter.

Also, Wiccans don't worship Satan, and the magic in Harry Potter is nothing like the kind of magic rituals used by Wiccans and other neopagans.

Also, Harry Potter is FICTION.

12/25/2012 11:55:41 AM



the boys are wizards. In the later books there is SNOGGING !

I bet you didnt complain about Walt Disney and his satanic story including foul spells like ...

Bippity Boppity BOO !


12/25/2012 8:40:05 PM

konatacrax

Man, you made my day!!!!!! Thank you!!!!! That's the funniest shit that I ever read in my ENTIRE life!!!!

1/25/2013 5:12:07 AM

A. Square

I see that somebody is a prime candidate for being sent to Azkaban for the random killing of an innocent citizen under the infulence of shit like this...

7/13/2013 4:32:18 PM

Uncle Steve

Which book in the series offended you the most? Or did you actual read any of them?

10/14/2013 4:48:32 PM

pyro

You use all caps letters. You must be right.

10/14/2013 8:22:09 PM

Swede

HP is showing people how to be good, kind, WITCHES, who help their friends and stop evil people from harming their loved ones.

If they were subliminally training anyone, why would they SPELL IT OUT IN SUCH LARGE LETTERS? Btw, subliminal training doesn't work, or there would be no dissenters in the whole world.

THOU SHALT NOT MURDER.

You forgot "and WIZZARDRY" in the school name, stupid. They hide because they don't want to be discriminated against, harmed or killed for being different, stupid.

The Harry Potter series is one of the most popular series ever. The books, movies and paraphernalia has sold in millions of copies. That's hardly secret. HP has only been around for 16 years. How the heck did the Real WITCHES know how to hide before that?

Are you sure you have checked this series out, dearie? Voldemort, who wants others to worship him, is the BAD guy, stupid.

10/15/2013 12:28:01 AM

Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way

OmS tis is so goffikally tru lol.
dun tri 2 deni dat u PREPZ!!1!!1!1

10/15/2013 12:36:14 AM

Sharon Young

11/28/2012? The HP panic was so last decade.

10/15/2013 12:37:41 AM

Quantum Mechanic

What year is this?

10/17/2014 6:10:40 PM
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