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Wake up call to the blind. Muslims - whether the murdering martyr types seeking virgins in paradise or your friendly Pakistani convenience store clerk down the street - all have one common thread of absolute belief. That Mecca is the center of the universe and the stone in the Kaaba was placed there by Allah. No non-believer can get within 50K of either Mecca of Medina. One of the main motivating factors for Al Queda is that the corrupt House of Saud controls these two holiest of sites of Islam - the full official title of the King of Saudi Arabia is "The Custodian of the Two Holy Mosques". I believe that certain aspects of the Cold War strategy of mutual assured destruction be applied to our war on terror - and make no mistake this war, it isn't against rampaging Hindus or Budhists. If we could hold tens of millions of Russian residents of Moskow, Kiev, Stalingrad, or Leningrad (now St. Petersburg) hostage by the treat of nuclear weapons - why not Mecca and Medina? Just the threat might have the effect of marginalizing the radicals within the larger Muslim population. If not, and these crazies ever set off a WMD anywhere in the world, then put a 10MT thermonuclear device on top of the Kaaba in Mecca and Mohhammeds tomb in Medina. If Armageddon is the result, oh well - on one side we still have thousands of nuclear weapons with pin-point accuracy. I would then only have to worry about the Pakistani convenience store clerk down the street - but then again maybe not. I just wonder how many blind and brainwashed Muslims will "see the light" after the Kaaba is gone and Mecca and Medina are craters? And on the otherhand.... if the Kaaba still stands and those Mosques are left unscathed by a nuclear blast..... I'm gonna get a prayer rug and a prayer schedule with bearings facing Mecca from my location real fast. Hey, and if the idea of 4 wives don't go over with my current wife - well saying "I divorce you" three times is a whole lot simpler than lawyers, courts, alimony and custody settlements. Oh, and let's not forget those "perpetual" virgins in heaven. While martyrs get seventy, I'm sure there is a couple handed out for just saying Allah is great and Mohamamed was his messenger, praying five times a day, fasting for one month a year, giving alms, and doing a pilgrimage to Mecca-Medina. Yep, dust off those Minute Men missile silos - new mission in ths war on terror.

4kerry04, Strategy Page 42 Comments [11/2/2012 5:22:01 AM]
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Robespierre

Hint: the only winning move is not to play.
You don't get any prizes for winning global thermonuclear war.

11/2/2012 5:33:26 AM

OhJohnNo

"If Armageddon is the result, oh well"

THERE IS NO MIDDLE FINGER BIG ENOUGH.

11/2/2012 5:35:44 AM

Sgt

...You really don't understand how radicalism works do you?

11/2/2012 5:43:38 AM

LAchlan

Ok..... now back in the REAL world....

11/2/2012 5:48:17 AM

KittyKaboom

Hey. 4kerry04...


11/2/2012 5:50:34 AM

UHM

How about we go to Mississipi and kill some Republican business owners as retaliation for war crimes comited by Marines in Iraq? Doesn't make sense? Well you don't either.

11/2/2012 5:58:14 AM

Filin De Blanc

"If Armageddon is the result, oh well"

Yeah, who cares about petty little details like the end of the world when there are brown people to kill?

11/2/2012 5:58:59 AM

Mister Spak

Wake up call to the blind. Christians - whether the doctor murdering types seeking crowns in heaven or your friendly Faux News talking head on TV - all have one common thread of absolute belief. That Jerusalem is the center of the universe and the temple was placed there by Jesus.

11/2/2012 6:56:35 AM

Arctic Knight

"No non-believer can get within 50K of either Mecca of Medina."

Fifty thousand what? Miles, Inches, parsecs?

11/2/2012 7:45:43 AM

dionysus

If Armageddon is the result, oh well

So you could potentially kill off the entire human race with your strategy and it doesn't bother you? The middle finger is not enough. Neither is every curse word in every language in the world. We need to invent a new language and a new set of gestures specifically to express how obscenely stupid, obscenely evil and just plain obscene what you said is.

11/2/2012 7:56:24 AM

Thinking Allowed

So much stupid is so little space. It's way too early for me to deal with this without coffee.

11/2/2012 8:10:08 AM

Argle Bargle

"We need to nuke thorse fithy comm...er I mean Muslims."

The cold war paranoia never died, it simply found a new sworn enemy.

11/2/2012 8:39:00 AM



Valerius (forgot to sign my name)

"If we could hold tens of millions of Russian residents of Moskow, Kiev, Stalingrad, or Leningrad (now St. Petersburg) hostage by the treat of nuclear weapons - why not Mecca and Medina? Just the threat might have the effect of marginalizing the radicals within the larger Muslim population."

Yes, because threatening large groups of people, most of whom have no connection to al-Qaeda but happen to occupy the same geographical region as them, will definitely get them all to join your side and start hating the terrorists just as much as you do. Right. How far up your ass did manage to shove your head? More likely you'll increase the terrorists' popularity and reputation among the general population by giving them both a common enemy to oppose.

"If Armageddon is the result, oh well"


@OhJohnNo
You're right. Still not big enough.

11/2/2012 9:33:43 AM

John_in_Oz

Thinking back to the Cold War (oh so nostalgically), remember the term 'pre-emptive strike'?
You do it, you have two desecrated churches and no harm done to your perceived enemy's war-waging capability.
They do it, they may protect their holiest sites from loons such as you.
Your proposal is not a deterrence.

11/2/2012 9:45:58 AM

WWWWolf

> If Armageddon is the result, oh well - on one side we still have thousands of nuclear weapons with pin-point accuracy.

Yeah. Compared to American nuclear capability, Pakistan doesn't exactly have enough missile range to blast USA, but considering Al-Qaida hijacked a few planes, used them as missiles and Americans were like "WTF, how the hell did that happen?", I'm sure the Islamic republics would be quite happy to come up with a similar creative solution on how to deliver nuclear weapons to USA, if you just motivate them nicely enough. Like, by blowing up their holy sites.

11/2/2012 9:54:14 AM

rubber chicken

This is your idea of Strategy ? Kill everything is not a strategy, it's a psychosis.
You are proposing Columbine writ large. Seek help, quickly, before it is your neighbour on TV saying " He pretty much kept himself to himself, nobody could have believed he'd do something like this. Oh those poor children"

11/2/2012 9:56:12 AM

Rabbit of Caerbannog


11/2/2012 10:08:29 AM



What is this Christian fundie obsession with nuking Mecca and Medina and millions of Muslims?!! Almost every anti-Muslim or "critic" of Islam and Muslims has p-layed this card at one time or another.

Can anyone explain?

11/2/2012 10:25:00 AM



"I would then only have to worry about the Pakistani convenience store clerk down the street"

And the entire rest of the world that would isolate the US completely, if not invade and kick out the insane leaders who thought it was a good idea to kick off a nuclear war... not to mention the majority of Americans who would hunt people like you down like the animals you seem to be.

11/2/2012 10:25:51 AM

David B.

Geez, why bother flying those nukes all the way out to Mecca and Medina? Just drop them on your own front yard and see if God really does bless America.

11/2/2012 10:56:04 AM

farpadokly

"Just the threat might have the effect of marginalizing the radicals within the larger Muslim population". OR, it could have the effect of not only mobilising the radical Islamists, but radicalising the moderates, and everyone else.

The rest of this is just baffling.

11/2/2012 11:33:59 AM

Mr. Bigglesworth

I just wonder how many blind and brainwashed Muslims will "see the light" after the Kaaba is gone and Mecca and Medina are craters?

None, they and the rest of the world would hate us, and rightfully so.

This is a special kind of fucktardedness.

11/2/2012 11:36:25 AM

Papabear

Yet another dipsh*t excited about starting WWIII.

11/2/2012 11:39:23 AM

dp

nuclear weapons with pinpoint accuracy?

11/2/2012 11:42:07 AM

dionysus

@#1464574

What is this Christian fundie obsession with nuking Mecca and Medina and millions of Muslims?!! Almost every anti-Muslim or "critic" of Islam and Muslims has p-layed this card at one time or another.

Can anyone explain?


Gladly! This is what is known as Christian LoveTM. It is a special kind of love where you use disproportionate retribution and kill millions of people for a small number that attacked you (see "turning the other cheek"). It's where you judge an entire religion full of people lest ye be judged yourself.

It's like if there's a few stones lying in front of you. There's some guy trying to hurt you so you throw a stone at him. Then you go on a stoning rampage until everyone who has a passing resemblance to the guy that attacked you is dead. Sure, they may not have done anything to you but this is preemptive war, damn it! As Jesus said, "Let he who is most afraid and paranoid cast the first stone. And then the next,and then the one after that and so on until everyone is dead".

11/2/2012 12:59:34 PM
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