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Quote# 90445

[on hurricane sandy]

Wake up call for the Rats & blue states. Their convention threw God out of their platform & played games with his Holy Name.

These sodomite baby killers should be on their knees repenting for the way that they live. Bad storms have happened in many states with very sad results.....but this is the worst storm ever experienced in the the U.S.A. and to me it's a sign of the retribution for the way things have been going in our country.

Let this storm put the fear of God into our country to save ua.

LADY J , freerepublic 49 Comments [11/3/2012 5:49:50 AM]
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#1464780
Leighton Buzzard

Tough shit, Freepers. Your guy is going down. Whine moar.

11/3/2012 6:22:14 AM
#1464781
Stonespiral

It must be terrifying to live in your world where every storm could be your final judgment. I'm very glad I don't live with that kind of fearful outlook on the life.

11/3/2012 6:22:53 AM
#1464782
KittyKaboom

I live in Maryland, which is a blue state. We sustained some damage but made it through okay. New Jersey, however, which is a red state, sustained a direct hit and was slammed so hard it's coastline was changed and thousands are still left without power (or homes).

Once again, your god has shitty aim.

Also, for wishing natural disasters on others: FUCK YOU. Pereferably with something rusty and misshapen.

11/3/2012 6:26:46 AM
#1464783
Filin De Blanc

How do you know Sandy isn't God's judgment on Romney's supporters for trying to make a Mormon president? Or have you conveniently forgotten that you don't believe Mormonism is Christianity now that the alternative is reelecting a black guy?

11/3/2012 6:37:52 AM
#1464785
zipperback

Actually, Kitty, NJ has voted Democrat since the middle 90's. Both of their current senators are Democrats and their Representatives are split about 50/50.

It's a pretty blue state.

11/3/2012 6:56:57 AM
#1464786
UHM

Really? An entire day of your convention had to be cancelled because of a storm. Once again: really?

Oh and let's actually use this logic to it's full extend, because all we had in Europe the last ten years was a flood and a heatwave. So, God isn't punishing the Democrats, he's punishing Americans and Europeans do it right.

Or maybe, environmental disasters have more to do with geography and meteorology than policital geography.

11/3/2012 6:58:19 AM
#1464787
John_in_Oz

...but this is the worst storm ever experienced in the the U.S.A.

Hurricane Sandy, category 2 storm, killed 85 people in the US. (I don't denigrate the deaths in other countries, I just don't have accurate figures.) Max deaths less than 200.

Hurricane Katrina, Category 5 storm, killed over 2,000 people.

OP is ignorant not only of recent history but also of how to Google.

11/3/2012 7:02:22 AM
#1464788
CrazyBus

Oh hell no. I come back after being out of power for almost five days, and this is the crap I see? Fuck you OP! (NJ person here)

11/3/2012 7:03:04 AM
#1464790
Frank

It's amazing how these people appear to think that their god spends all his time fretting about America since Americans only account for 4% of the planets population. Maybe someone should point out that according to their own bible god created the entire world and not just the American part of it. Other countries have been around a lot longer and were having natural disasters long before most of the planet even knew America existed.

11/3/2012 7:21:12 AM
#1464793
farpadokly

Interesting that God primarily seems to be a sort of weather god to these people. His wrath seems mainly to be expressed in storms, a bit like Zeus or Thor.
Far be it from me to question the will of the Almighty, but it seems to me that this is a slightly inefficient method of getting his point across.
And why does he pick on America more than anywhere else? Gay areas and abortion clinics in European cities have had a distinct lack of hurricanes recently. It doesn't seem fair.

11/3/2012 7:29:07 AM
#1464794
OhJohnNo

I'm still not sure how it's possible to love and fear anybody at the same time.

11/3/2012 7:32:20 AM
#1464798
Hertzyscowicz

Think positively, these guys could be getting up from behind their keyboards to bring about the nasty incidents befalling unbelievers instead of cheering whenever Mother Nature has a bad hair day.

11/3/2012 7:55:06 AM
#1464799
markb

And the historic drought that affected the Bible-believing red states was because…?

11/3/2012 8:01:43 AM
#1464800
Sharon Young

... and God, in your eyes, is now an excuse for your political beliefs? How?...

11/3/2012 8:07:52 AM
#1464804
Hoplite

I call Poe.

There are only so many idiots on this earth.

11/3/2012 8:35:11 AM
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11/3/2012 8:41:09 AM
#1464810
Mr. Bigglesworth

but this is the worst storm ever experienced in the the U.S.A.

Katrina disagrees.

and to me it's a sign of the retribution for the way things have been going in our country.

By that logic God really hates the Republicans because most hurricanes hit the red states.

11/3/2012 8:42:11 AM
#1464812
Firewing

According to their logic, their petulant child of a deity has been trying to get their attention for years now, what with the tornadoes and everything they get gobsmacked with.

Wait, why do I care what child-raping, swindling terrorists think?

11/3/2012 8:55:03 AM
#1464813
Frostythesnowman

And that's today's news from the fourteenth century.

Here in a little place you probably couldn't find on a map called Great Britain, where family planning and homosexuality don't cause mass hysteria, and where your god is rapidly being superseded by education and free thinking, we aren't currently suffering destructive storms, plagues of frogs, or rivers of blood. Makes you think...

11/3/2012 8:58:56 AM
#1464814
beehummingbird

@OhJohnNo

To me it sounds like they are in a abusive relationship.

11/3/2012 8:59:45 AM
#1464819
werewolf

Your god and I share a predilection. We both fart in your general direction.

11/3/2012 9:07:55 AM
#1464824
SpukiKitty

".....but this is the worst storm ever experienced in the the U.S.A."

*ahem*

Uh...*cough cough* Katrina *urp* Camille uh Andrew *hack* therebeenworse...uh....

11/3/2012 9:20:12 AM
#1464829
mellenORL

So weak, so wrong. I lived in Miami when Andrew hit. Very fugly situation that got worse for weeks on end. The misery was a palpable thing that hung in the air all around one. Katrina was worse than that. This last storm has it's own special awfulness because it affects such a huge number of people. If jesus was a real, historic person, I cannot imagine that he would revel in the misery of others. Just sick, OP....really sick.

11/3/2012 9:38:27 AM
#1464842
cdcdrr

Bad storms have happened in many states with very sad results.....but this is the worst storm ever experienced in the the U.S.A.



But give it a few days and your nextdoor neighbours faith in horoscopes will once again rank higher than a devastating hurricane.

11/3/2012 10:21:05 AM
#1464848
Ahlberg

A small group of people angered God, so he responded by sending a storm which killed lots of completely unrelated people? You're telling me that he killed small children to prove a point to the Democratic Party?

Even if that was true, why should anyone want to worship a rage-filled power-drunken asshole like your God? If he existed, I would happily tell him to go fuck himself.

11/3/2012 10:26:01 AM
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