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I would say that extramarital sex is more like shooting heroin than driving. There is no practical need for it and the thrill such as it is is not worth the terrible consequences.

["there a millions of people who are "fine" and dont keep the torah."]

There probably were plenty of Nazis who were also fine. So?

jewish philosopher, Torah Philosophy 51 Comments [11/3/2012 9:54:13 AM]
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Daryl

Godwin!

And I don't want to go all No True Scotsman, but this person really can't represent Jewish people in any shape or form. He's surely but a few medical assessments away from being diagnosed a sociopath.

11/3/2012 10:05:01 AM

Filin De Blanc

I'm starting to think JP is just bitter that no woman will touch him because he's such an odious moron.

11/3/2012 10:07:36 AM



"jewish philosopher" is neither Jewish nor a philosopher (he's a convert, and given what a colossal douchebag he is I refuse to recognize him)

11/3/2012 10:16:14 AM

Justanotheratheist

Bullshit and Godwin, in three sentences.

Not bad, even by Jewish Phailosopher's usual low standards.

11/3/2012 10:21:39 AM

mattiedef

Is it bad i just lol at his moronic antics?

11/3/2012 10:22:26 AM

Papabear

"There is no practical need for it"

So, you would marry some unfortunate woman just so you could have sex?

11/3/2012 10:32:51 AM

Frostythesnowman

There is no practical need to wear a sugar bowl on your head or cut the end off your penis but some fools think it's important.

However I aplaud the irony of a pseudo Jew believing that plenty of Nazis were 'fine'.

11/3/2012 10:39:01 AM

Sephirose

Look, I'm not a fan of extramarital sex, I will admit, but this flying off the slippery slope and into a black hole of WTF.

11/3/2012 10:47:55 AM



There is no practical need for it...

Speak for yourself, JP. Just because you can't get laid doesn't mean the rest of us cannot or should not.

11/3/2012 10:48:58 AM

Aquarians Love To Fuck

Extramarital sex is an empty experience, but as far as empty experiences go it's one of the best.

11/3/2012 11:57:20 AM

Aquarians Love To Fuck

Just trying to see if I can get a live link goin' 'round here.

Seems to work!

Fancy that!

11/3/2012 12:01:54 PM

Anon-e-moose

["there a millions of people who are "fine" and dont keep the torah."]

"There probably were plenty of Nazis who were also fine. So?"

Presenter of TV's "Man Vs. Food" Adam Richman would like a word with you, jewish FAILosopher, you inferior subhuman non*-Jewish antagonistic troll. He's eaten pork - especially on camera - on occasions uncountable; professed his love of bacon too. He's even eaten Shellfish: Oysters, Lobster, Crab, Mussels, Crayfish, you name it.

He comes from a Jewish family.

So... annihilated argument much eh, (non)jewish FAILosopher?!

*- Non Indicative Name: Many quotes have come from a man calling himself jewish philosopher, who in reality is neither Jewish* (he claims to be a convert but never went through any formal initiation into Judaism) nor a philosopher.

This Western Wall-wailing wannabe wouldn't know a Torah from a Tefillin, if Lord Sacks - Chief Rabbi of Great Britain, and member of the House of Lords - smacked him upside the head with such. Oy!

11/3/2012 12:18:29 PM

fishtank

... I just had sex.

What could possibly be a terrible consequence? ^^

11/3/2012 12:26:07 PM

Old Viking

No practical need? Well there go hot fudge sundaes.

11/3/2012 12:29:50 PM

Aquarians Love To Fuck

fishtank said,

"...... ... I just had sex.

What could possibly be a terrible consequence? ^^......"

This would depend on whether you are male, female or neither. And whether it was good.

11/3/2012 12:43:36 PM

J. James

Well, isn't that intellectually lazy. Jewish Philosopher is incredibly annoying because he's both mentally apathetic like this AND he think's he's the fucking bee's knees.

11/3/2012 1:20:44 PM

GalvatronPrime

Q: What's the difference between Jewish Philosopher and Reinhard Heydrich? A: One's a bigoted sociopath of dubious Jewishness, the other was a Nazi governor.

11/3/2012 1:27:46 PM

UHM

There's also no practical use of wearing clothes anywhere south of Atlanta, do you recommend a third of Americans stay naked?

"There probably were plenty of Nazis who were also fine. So?"
There are plenty of Jews too. So?

11/3/2012 1:37:30 PM

Berny

This clown is nothing but a bunch of non-sequiturs and he calls himself a "philosopher"?

11/3/2012 4:16:32 PM

Ron Burgandy

Well that Godwined quickly.

11/3/2012 4:22:12 PM

shykid

Non sequitur, even by JP standards.

11/3/2012 4:40:38 PM

Doperwtje

I'm starting to think JP willingness to conversion was not for finding some kind of spiritual enlightenment...

11/3/2012 5:34:46 PM

Pule Thamex

Thinly veiled attempt at "someone somewhere is having enjoyment".

11/3/2012 5:38:22 PM

Sasha

I'm not even married, and now I want to have extramarital sex!

11/3/2012 6:03:34 PM

Sharon Young

The first 2 sentences were OK and indeed somewhat true. Until the part where the Torah and Godwin's law (in the form of a nice ad Hitlerum) were invoked one after the other.

11/3/2012 7:10:58 PM
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