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['The watchtower bible and tract society ruined my family and my childhood .. it stole my childhood from me']

oooooooooooo stole your childhood from you, lets see, the pagan holidays, birthday parties, having sex at 9 years old, etc etc. Looks like your making up for all that now though. If your making an attempt to say you believe in the bible but not JWs, then tell us what exactly was stolen from you that would be acceptable in the bible. But from the sound of it, its not JWs you don't believe in, its the bible itself.

The Zoot, Myspace 19 Comments [1/14/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Blurb

Regardless, I love it when these people show up at my house. You can't pay for that kind of entertainment.

1/14/2006 7:19:40 PM

CT

The more they turn up at my house, the more people leave the JW faith...

1/14/2006 7:23:48 PM

Dragon

JWs never showed up at my house... Actually, no one offering to sell me anything or convert me ever has...

1/14/2006 9:43:05 PM

Crosis

We had a pair of Mormons drop by once at the dorm. It was kind of funny, they joined us for a game of volleyball before they went door-to-door.

1/14/2006 11:08:10 PM

Darth Wang

Lucky for me my driveway is about 100 feet long uphill at a 45 degree angle.

1/14/2006 11:40:44 PM

Jeremy

I've seen JWs come to my house, but I was too young to remember what they said.

What's it like? I wanna be ready ;)

1/15/2006 1:35:37 AM

Bob

They usually offer you eternal life and give you 4 or 5 pamphlets. At least that was what they did in my old neighborhood.

1/15/2006 2:13:06 AM

NonHomogenized

I'm so sad... I only ever get mormons. I never have any JWs show up.

And to think, I could have so much fun with them.

1/15/2006 5:38:15 AM

CousinTed

This guy reminds me so much of Cheif Wiggum:
\"Oh, stole your childhood eh? Well let me just write that up on my invisible typewriter...hm, hm hmmmm, hmm, hm, hm...\"

1/15/2006 5:58:07 AM

Wow

If I get any Jehovah's Witness at my house, it better be Prince. I'm serious. Nothing less will do.

1/15/2006 7:42:21 PM

never been there

\"having sex at 9 years old...\"

...other than with an elder, of course.

1/16/2006 12:15:35 AM

xMinionX

These people are amazing. They must think that everyone outside of their religion engage in daily orgies and ritual sacrifice.

1/16/2006 12:23:33 PM

Plyss

\"Lucky for me my driveway is about 100 feet long uphill at a 45 degree angle.\"

Darth Wang, maybe it's just me but if that were my driveway i wouldn't consider myself \"lucky\" ;)

1/16/2006 3:41:09 PM

Blurb

I second that, Plyss. And Darth, if you were in Minnesota, there'd be 3-4 months a year that you may not even be able to *make* it up the driveway.

That said, a long, steep driveway will *NOT* keep JWs from your home. Those people go EVERYWHERE! I'm sure a few showed up at the uni-bomber's shack before he was busted.

1/16/2006 8:15:58 PM

TDR

Darth, where I grew up, I had a driveway like that and the JWs came up anyway - I guess aussie JWs are more determined.

we get them all the time at my place now - and not just Jehovah's - Mormons and god knows what little churches full of evangelical wingnuts.

1/16/2006 9:18:23 PM

anothga

Wait... Isn't "Zoot" a name of that character from The Tribe who dies and then people start worshipping him as a god?

6/17/2013 7:51:22 AM

Crimson Lizard

This display of heartlessless has caused your complaint license to be revoked. You are no longer allowed to complain about anything that happens to you, ever, no matter how bad it is. If you do, this post shall be repeated to you as evidence that you do not deserve the compassion you refused to others. You will then be told to fuck off.

At least, that's what I'd do to you.

10/27/2014 2:07:33 PM

Canadiest

The works of Joseph Smith:
Adding to scripture.

Wanna try again?
There was no prophesized Americas, there was no prophesized further scriptures, there was however a warning to those who would add to the scripture.

Don't feel too bad Sunday botherers, the Baptists and Evangelists (oddly call themselves fundamentalists, despite adding, rewritting and altering ) are making up new dogma yearly too.


10/27/2014 2:48:42 PM

Swede

I've had JW's once at my door, what I presume was a mother and daughter, both waif-like and "meek". They offered me the Watchtower and I politely declined. That was it.

10/27/2014 11:24:41 PM
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