Quote# 90474

Are you serious?

There are so many ways for Obama to steal this election that if he doesn't win a second term then he is sleeping at the wheel.

1. Electronic balloting machines voting for Obama (this is actually a current news item).
2. Ballots missing in transit to be counted.
3. Ballots being destroyed beyond recognition.
4. Dead people voting.
5. Voting in more than one precinct and more than one state.
6. Denying absentee ballots to the military by delaying their delivery.
7. Having a foreign power count some of our votes (Spain comes to mind).
8. Having Chris Matthews count some of our votes
9. Have the black panthers intimidate people from voting.
10. Have the UN intimidate people from voting.
11. Have the international courts invalidate our ballots.
12. Have any court invalidate our ballots.
13. Hanging Chads
14. Pregnant Chads
15. Missing Chads (okay, it sounded cool)
16. Illegals voting
17. Non resident aliens voting
18. Legal challenges to the SoS declaring electorates for their state
19. Legislatures electing to choose the electors themselves
20. Electorates thinking they know best and vote for Obama.
21. Electorates in fear for their lives voting for Obama.
22. House of Representatives invalidate the Electoral College and vote for the president themselves.
23. MSM declaring the results, though they are nothing of reality, declaring Obama winner.
24. Obama declaring himself winner and the MSM ridicule anyone that questions his declaration.
25. Military Coup
26. Nation wide martial law implemented
27. Alien invasion from Mars

and of course the Chicago favorite, stuffing the ballot box

A youtube video shows the airing of the announcement of Obama winning the election two weeks before the election. You can see it at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

So the video shows Obama winning over Romney with approximately 40M to 38M popular vote. Is this a signal to the Romney camp that the MSM will steal the election regardless of the outcome?

I have said before, it is not who counts the votes and it is not who casts the votes, but it is who reports the results that truly matter. The American people will believe anything they see on their televisions in their living rooms. Most believe that three towers came down by fire and two planes. Forget physics, they saw it with their own eyes!

PoliticalAloha, WND 19 Comments [11/4/2012 4:36:34 AM]
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Filin De Blanc

"Have the UN intimidate people from voting."

Because obviously Obama can control the UN using his mind-control probes from his secret moon base.

11/4/2012 4:47:40 AM

Leighton Buzzard

How does #20 (which is the only one that's gonna happen) count as 'stealing' the election, exactly?

11/4/2012 5:01:14 AM


DARVO. And wharrgarbl.

P. S. Thanks for pointing out #20, Leighton. Why, that's the most sinister of all!

11/4/2012 5:57:16 AM



I think he means the actual electors, as in the members of the electoral college, changing their votes for the President. Of course, the fact that every state has laws prohibiting such things and the fact that the electors tend to be volunteers or workers from each state's Republican or Democratic party tends to negate that from happening.

However - there have been some situations like that. In 1976 a Republican elector from Washington state cast one vote for Ronald Reagan rather than for Gerald Ford like he was supposed to and in 2000 a Democratic elector the District of Columbia did not cast a vote out of protest over DC's lack of congressional voting rights. Of course, those votes had no outcome on the effect of their elections, Carter still beat Ford and Bush still "beat" Gore.

11/4/2012 6:01:17 AM

Mike Litoris

Funny how when a GOP candidate wins, it's "the will of the people," but when a Democrat is victorious, it's a stolen election.

11/4/2012 6:15:15 AM


I love #20 the best. How dare these voters skew the results by actually voting? What other kind of sleazy underhanded tactics are they going to use next?

And I seem to recall fears eight years ago that Bush would make use of about 1/3 of these tactics. Honestly, if you're going to accuse Obama of tampering with the election, at least come up with some original ideas.

11/4/2012 10:17:51 AM

Doubting Thomas

You just can't admit that people actually voted for a black man for president, can you? I expect to see tons of voter fraud claims after Obama wins again, even though he's leading and has been leading in most of the polls the entire election.

11/4/2012 10:54:10 AM

J. James

"The American people will believe anything they see on their televisions in their living rooms. Most believe that three towers came down by fire and two planes. Forget physics, they saw it with their own eyes!"

Who are you gonna believe, my "Expert Physics***" or your lying eyes?

*- Not actually an expert

*- Contains no actual physics, only vague assertions on how buildings should behave based on unscaleable linear extrapolation from Jenga buildings and tree trunks

*- Does not provide any evidence whatsoever, either contradicting the official story or supporting my own

11/4/2012 11:04:21 AM


#27 is more likely. It happened before, it can happen again. This time, they'll come with antibiotics.

11/4/2012 1:01:15 PM


I like how there's evidence of the right trying to pull off the first one, and this fella accuses the left for it. Great work there bucko.

Also, doesn't it just make you proud to be an American that we need U.N. observers to make sure our elections are fair? Great job guys.

11/4/2012 2:26:59 PM


So what you are saying is Mittens is going to lose and you are already trying to come up with a good flavor of denial. Couldn't possibly be that he sucked as a candidate and was hobbled by the teabaggers. LOL Freaks

11/4/2012 5:07:15 PM

Petroleum Jerry

Hey, I saw it in a Youtube video - it must be true!

11/4/2012 5:30:39 PM


Of course, Mitt Romney couldn't steal the election by doing any of the above...

11/4/2012 8:59:40 PM

Not wasting any time for when Mitt gets stomped I see.

11/4/2012 9:41:37 PM



You have set yourself up perfectly for the whining that comes after an Obama victory. Covering all your bases so you can expand on your idiotic and nonsensical conspiracy theories after the election should Obama win?

11/5/2012 6:18:56 AM



11/5/2012 9:15:29 AM


Okay, I'm confused. I mean, beyond the general batshit craziness. What's a "Chad" (see 13 to 15 ) and why are these guys worried about the goddamn Black Panthers? Haven't they been defunct for like 20 years now? Or is that one of their special conspiracy theories?

11/5/2012 6:09:57 PM

Kevin Klawitter


The term "Hanging Chad" is a remnant from the 2000 election when many ballots in Florida were ruled ineligible because the voter didn't entirely puncture the punch-hole balloting system used in the state. The little bit of paper that pops out of a punch-hole is called a "chad", and when they aren't completely out of the ballot, they're called "hanging chad". They look something like this:

11/5/2012 11:00:27 PM

Hasan Prishtina

"20. Electorates thinking they know best and vote for Obama."

What? In the freedom-loving USA? Say it isn't so!

11/12/2012 2:00:44 PM

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