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#1465650
WhiteNoise
Inb4 "They are poisoning our precious bodily fluids!"
11/5/2012 5:34:14 AM
#1465656
Leighton Buzzard
Dude, your third eye needs Optrex.
11/5/2012 5:39:40 AM
#1465685
LeProon
It's not fluoride that's 'effecting' your brain tissue, I can say that much.
11/5/2012 5:54:39 AM
#1465736
Doubting ThomasDamn, WhiteNoise beat me to it. Well, here goes:
They are poisoning our precious bodily fluids.
11/5/2012 7:18:54 AM
#1465739
Petroleum Jerry
Why is Michael Ironside looking at me funn--
11/5/2012 7:22:11 AM
#1465755
fishtank
... zuh?
11/5/2012 7:41:25 AM
#1465782
Matante
Back in Descartes' time, they had an excuse to believe the soul was in the pineal gland: they didn't know what it was for, it was connected to the brain, and they desperately wanted to proove that there was such a thing as a soul. Now there's no such mystery left.
Oh, and what about the people who have their pineal gland removed because of a cancer? Do they turn into soulless beasts?
11/5/2012 8:21:44 AM
#1466005
Pioneer
I had to look up what the pineal gland was. I learned something new today. Thanks, CSTDT!
On another note, I have to ask my fluoride conspiracist friend about its effects on the pineal gland. It might set him off on a rant or something. :D
11/5/2012 11:26:05 PM
#1466282
werewolf
My path to sainthood is through my pineal gland? All along I thought it was through my cloaca.
11/6/2012 12:10:41 PM
#1466327
ThatOneGuy
"the spiritual capabilities of our pineal gland"
Waaaiiit. I think this might be a troll.
Hmm, can't workout hyperlinks, ah well.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discordianism#Pineal_gland
11/6/2012 2:07:26 PM
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