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The accumulation of fluoride in our brain tissues may not be poisonous but what if the chronic accumulation of fluoride effects the spiritual capabilities of our pineal gland.

CollectCallFrom, Reddit 10 Comments [11/5/2012 4:40:58 AM]
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WhiteNoise

Inb4 "They are poisoning our precious bodily fluids!"

11/5/2012 5:34:14 AM

Leighton Buzzard

Dude, your third eye needs Optrex.

11/5/2012 5:39:40 AM

LeProon

It's not fluoride that's 'effecting' your brain tissue, I can say that much.

11/5/2012 5:54:39 AM

Doubting Thomas

Damn, WhiteNoise beat me to it. Well, here goes:

They are poisoning our precious bodily fluids.


11/5/2012 7:18:54 AM

Petroleum Jerry

Why is Michael Ironside looking at me funn--

11/5/2012 7:22:11 AM

fishtank

... zuh?

11/5/2012 7:41:25 AM

Matante

Back in Descartes' time, they had an excuse to believe the soul was in the pineal gland: they didn't know what it was for, it was connected to the brain, and they desperately wanted to proove that there was such a thing as a soul. Now there's no such mystery left.

Oh, and what about the people who have their pineal gland removed because of a cancer? Do they turn into soulless beasts?

11/5/2012 8:21:44 AM

Pioneer

I had to look up what the pineal gland was. I learned something new today. Thanks, CSTDT!
On another note, I have to ask my fluoride conspiracist friend about its effects on the pineal gland. It might set him off on a rant or something. :D

11/5/2012 11:26:05 PM

werewolf

My path to sainthood is through my pineal gland? All along I thought it was through my cloaca.

11/6/2012 12:10:41 PM

ThatOneGuy

"the spiritual capabilities of our pineal gland"
Waaaiiit. I think this might be a troll.

Hmm, can't workout hyperlinks, ah well.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discordianism#Pineal_gland

11/6/2012 2:07:26 PM
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