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His private property was scouted by a drone that sounded “like a lawnmower buzzing over my head,” WND Editor and CEO Joseph Farah revealed on the July 5 Alex Jones Show.

“I’m taking my dog for a walk and guess what I see right over the tree line right above my head is a drone,” he said. “I don’t live in the city, I don’t live in a populated area, I live in one of the most rural places you could possibly live in Northern Virginia and there could only be one thing that this drone was spying on and that would be me, that would be my property because there’s just nothing else around except woods and deer.”

Farah joked that the drone might have been spying on him because he qualifies as a “terrorist” in a new Department of Homeland Security report that defines “extreme right-wing” terrorists as Americans who are “reverent of individual liberty.”

“We’ve got our work cut out for us. More and more, I realize that the liberty lovers out there really have to stick together,” he urged. “Fundamentally, we’ve got to stick together, or we’re going to hang together, as our founders said.

“Look – this is the first term – if he’s re-elected it’s going to be war – they will be at war – we will be hunted down like dogs, keep that in mind, that’s what the stakes are,” warned Farah.

Joseph Farah, World Net Daily 54 Comments [11/8/2012 4:23:11 AM]
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Filin De Blanc

"Wouldn't it be better for him to carry out his plan during his first term, instead of waiting for an election he couldn't be sure of winning?"

You didn't hear it from me, but I've heard Obama fixed the election with the mind probes Bill Ayers gave him at the end of their gay relationship.

11/8/2012 10:44:17 AM

Dr. Razark

"I've heard Obama fixed the election..."

Sadly, I can actually see someone using that excuse. But it doesn't answer the question of "Why bother to fix the election if he doesn't need to in the first place?". Did he have to wait for the stars to be in the proper alignment to summon the Great Old Ones?
That reminds me. I should go over to my mother-in-law's and ask if she needs help packing for her four year vacation.

11/8/2012 10:55:55 AM

Anon-e-moose

"this is the first term – if he’s re-elected"

'If.' [/Spartan Laconic Wit]

"it’s going to be war – they will be at war – we will be hunted down like dogs"

And even if ([/Spartan Laconic Wit II]) 'twere to come to pass, speaking as a left-wing Atheist Brit...:




"keep that in mind, that’s what the stakes are"

...and they're prepared for you to be tied on, and shot with blunderbusses loaded with your own shite. >:D

'Spiritual/Culture War'? You Teabaggers lost it before it fucking started, when you subhumans voted in Dumbya in 2000.

He represented the absolute 'best' of you lot. The rest is history. Post-Dumbya, what the Repubicans dredged up from the fetid cesspool that is you & your ilk were the dead bottom-feeders (hey, you could've demanded en masse to the Repubican Party to not nominate the 'RINO' Mitt the Shit, but you & your ilk did nothing; 'Anyone but Obama', amd all that jazz) that remained.

You now have nothing. Hell, the Democrats realised that ages ago. Why do you think they're planning ahead already: moving to have Hillary Clinton run in 2016?!

It's over. Your great 'Right-wing Experiment' has FAILED. The Repubicans are tearing themselves apart (hopefully a schism will form; would the moderates have anything to do with the Religious Reich anymore after this annihilation...?!), and even right-wing fundie commentators - Pat Buchanan for example - have stated that the GOP are effectively dead. And the Democrats will rule for ever and ever, RAmen. >:D

11/8/2012 11:08:18 AM

Bob

"Farah joked that the drone might have been spying on him because he qualifies as a “terrorist” in a new Department of Homeland Security report that defines “extreme right-wing” terrorists as Americans who are “reverent of individual liberty.” "

Can anyone explain this?

11/8/2012 11:26:22 AM

Bob

"Farah joked that the drone might have been spying on him because he qualifies as a “terrorist” in a new Department of Homeland Security report that defines “extreme right-wing” terrorists as Americans who are “reverent of individual liberty.” "

Can anyone explain this?

11/8/2012 11:27:02 AM

Bob

"Farah joked that the drone might have been spying on him because he qualifies as a “terrorist” in a new Department of Homeland Security report that defines “extreme right-wing” terrorists as Americans who are “reverent of individual liberty.” "

Can anyone explain this?

11/8/2012 11:35:56 AM

Sasha

Wow, Joe, aren't you special? Yes, you are! Yes, you are!

FWIW, I live within sight of the Washington Monument, and helicopters buzz my apartment building almost weekly. It's all part of living in the nation's capitol.

11/8/2012 11:40:05 AM

Mister Spak

@Anon-e-moose

would the moderates have anything to do with the Religious Reich anymore after this annihilation...

If only.

The moderates can't win without the support of the Religious Reich. That was the whole point of the Reagan Revolution.
Except now the moderates have to placate the Reich by writing their batshittery into law.
It is the moderates who face annihilation if they don't toe the teabagger line.

11/8/2012 11:57:22 AM

Anon-e-moose

"I’m taking my dog for a walk and guess what I see right over the tree line right above my head is a drone,” he said. “I don’t live in the city, I don’t live in a populated area, I live in one of the most rural places you could possibly live in Northern Virginia and there could only be one thing that this drone was spying on and that would be me, that would be my property because there’s just nothing else around except woods and deer.”

Farah joked that the drone might have been spying on him because he qualifies as a “terrorist” in a new Department of Homeland Security report that defines “extreme right-wing” terrorists as Americans who are “reverent of individual liberty."

...and your point being, Mr. Tinfoil (ass)Hat? Occasionally I hear (if it's dark), and see the helicopter of Hull's police, Oscar 99, an MD-902 Explorer with NOTAR. I know that what it's there for is Serious Business. If it's flying/hovering above me, why should I care? I'm not a criminal, least of all a terrorist.

Remember: Just because you're Paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you! >:D

@Mister Spak

In an article on the Republicans in an issue of GQ magazine several months ago, there were those insiders in the mainstream Party who (as long as they weren't identified) were prepared to admit that - bottom line - the Teabaggers were an embarrassment to them; to say nothing of those that'd been allowed to run as potential candidates (said aforememtioned 'dead bottom-feeders').

If as you say, the Teabaggers have that much influence, then it'll certainly turn off the moderate voters in what's left of the GOP. Who knows? Could the Democrats expect an increase in their membership...?

11/8/2012 12:35:24 PM

freako104

You're either lying, paranoid or both

11/8/2012 1:09:10 PM

Old Viking

Oh, c'mon, Joseph. They quit making those lawnmower-sounding drones 20 years ago.

11/8/2012 1:10:25 PM

Thrutch

Of course it could not be a privately owed quadrotor that someone was playing with and it could not be a research quad tracking wildlife.

11/8/2012 1:12:10 PM

tracer

Why is this on FSTDT, and not CTSTDT?

11/8/2012 2:13:48 PM

The Anonymous

Americans who are “reverent of individual liberty.”

That's funny. Joseph Farah and his ilk are the exact opposite of that. I'd be hard-pressed to find Americans who are less reverent of individual liberty, much less those with any influence.

Also, CSTDT.

11/8/2012 2:30:52 PM

nazani14

Self-deport.

11/8/2012 2:44:32 PM

checkmate

we will be hunted down like dogs

More likely like demented apes.

But really, who would want to waste their time on you? You define inconsequentiality.

11/8/2012 3:36:11 PM

Lady Evil

Could've been an emergency helicopter air lifting someone to the hospital.

I'm reminded of this one Joan of Arc movie where Jeanne is in jail arguing with a manifestation of her conscience (yeah, it was that kind of movie) and the manifestation tells her of the various mundane ways a sword could've gotten into the field where she found it.

11/8/2012 3:45:37 PM

Beltaine

If I knew where these people lived, and lived nearby, and...well...cared...

I'd build a remote controlled model plane that looks like a surveillance drone and fly it over their property a couple times a day.

11/8/2012 11:14:23 PM

Kuno

#1466907


How does it cut the grass if it's flying?


Maybe the grass was really high?

11/9/2012 1:04:06 AM

SpukiKitty

Considering how these backwoods-types keep their lawns, I wouldn't be surprised!

11/9/2012 4:06:43 AM



Sometimes -- and I know it's wrong -- I wish these nutbags' delusions were real.

11/9/2012 5:20:46 AM

smartz

Do you think it might possibly be a toy helicopter or plane? I mean, that what drones basically are, remote controlled planes. Someone write this man a reality check, please before he goes completely paranoid on us.

11/9/2012 6:47:42 AM

Mister Spak

@Anon-e-moose:

" it'll certainly turn off the moderate voters in what's left of the GOP. Who knows? Could the Democrats expect an increase in their membership...? "

Except for a few rare individuals, no.

Moderate and crazy are relative. The moderates are still crazy, they're just less crazy than birthers and black helicopter watchers. The moderates are polite non violent racists, millionaires and millionaire wanna-bes, people who voted republic because their daddy and grand daddy did, and those who do whatever the pope tells them to do. None of these people will consider voting for democrats.

11/9/2012 7:08:31 AM

navelgazer

Gee why would you be under survellince?

Oh because you are a self described extreme right wing terrorist with plans for violent revolt against a duly elected sitting President.Thats why!

11/9/2012 11:21:08 AM

Ebon

Farah is a lying sack of shit.

11/9/2012 12:47:15 PM
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