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When a real man hears that his nation is fighting a "war for oil," for example, he honors the manly leadership of his nation that has the balls to take manly action. The real man doesn't whine and kowtow to the milquetoast apologizers and ass kissers. A real man kicks ass, he doesn't kiss ass. A real man doesn't form gun thug gangs to kowtow to enforce feminist laws and work against men and families. When a real man learns that his neighbor has slapped his whiny bitch wife for adultery or disrespect, the real man shakes his neighbor's hand and honors him for having the balls to take manly action in control of his wife and family.

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They are taking manly control of their families even if it means kicking the feminazi bitches to the curb instead of walking down an isle with one of them. They need manly leadership to retake control of our nation.

Bob, The World According to Bob 89 Comments [11/29/2012 4:36:53 AM]
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Kitourahime

A real man rescues his neighbour's battered wife. A real man has compassion for all living things. Most importantly, the criteria for "real man" is any male - born that way or not.

11/9/2012 4:44:28 PM

The Knight of PiƱata

This made me laugh out loud.

He thinks he's so MANLY. In fact, if he was half as MANLY as he thinks he is, he'd have Testosterone Poisoning, and I don't know if that's even a real thing (despite being a trope)

A Real Man stands up against that which is wrong, which includes depriving innocent people of dignity, bombing their homes, and taking away all they cherish in the name of riches - Namely, oil. An idiotic moron listens to his higher-up and believes and supports every word without questioning.

A Real Man would rescue his neighbour's wife. No matter how bad the "disrespect" she could have committed - Even if she was adulterous - He has no right to attack her. She also does not have the right to attack him, but since men tend to be stronger, the point is lost on this kind of meatheaded idiot, since he only understands respect through subjugation. However, he does have the right to dissolve the bond of marriage at any moment he chooses.

Also, what the hell is MANLY control?

11/29/2012 5:07:42 AM

ScrappyB

Apparently a real man is a complete asshole.

11/29/2012 5:12:20 AM

farpadokly

The gayest thing I have ever read.

11/29/2012 5:16:06 AM

Hertzyscowicz

...I'm going to have to ask you to turn in your testicles and Y-chromosome.

11/29/2012 5:16:59 AM

Passerby

If this isn't a joke then Who Framed Roger Rabbit must have been a documentary; a cartoon character exists in the real world.

Too bad it's an unlovable one that only serves as a backdrop for the touching aesop episode.

11/29/2012 5:28:21 AM

Canadia

A REEEEEAAAAAAALLLLL MAN!

11/29/2012 5:35:18 AM

Prager

As I read this, the descriptive phrase "pencil dick" suddenly popped into my head.

11/29/2012 5:36:49 AM

Grimsoncrow

WOW.Manly Balls everywhere...

11/29/2012 5:42:33 AM

KittyKaboom

Real men like Bob will remain blissfully unaware of how repugnant they are until one day in their seventies, when they look back upon the life they've spent in jail for abusing women.

Tiny dick in hand. Not a woman in sight to comfort or love him in his old age.

On second thought...chances are, he still won't get why the babes just aren't digging him.

11/29/2012 5:44:14 AM

C_V


shake your dick all you want, little boy, you still won't get your way.

11/29/2012 5:45:28 AM

Hasan Prishtina

Bob/Eric Dondero 2016!

11/29/2012 6:13:26 AM

Leighton Buzzard

Bob goes to the doctor and says "Before I tell you what's wrong, you have to promise you won't laugh." The doctor swears by her Hippocratic oath she won't laugh. Bob drops his pants, and he is hung small. It's like a AAA battery. The doctor can't help herself, she laughs until she cries. Eventually she composes herself. "I'm sorry", she says. "That was unprofessional of me, Bob. So, tell me, what's the problem?"
"It's swollen".

11/29/2012 6:21:48 AM

afacelessatheist

Ah Bob, the old guy who is pro-woman beating, thinks dirty old men should all have thirteen year old slaves/brides, and insists that women should stop their bitching about rape and just enjoy the free sex. I have no idea why his wife left him, none at all.

11/29/2012 6:27:20 AM

cdcdrr

A real man is also another real man's prison bitch if he does these sort of things consistently.

11/29/2012 6:37:43 AM

Mister Spak

Until that whiney ass bitch exercises her second amendment rights, then you'll poo in your pants.

11/29/2012 6:45:30 AM

Matante

Why doesn't Bob slap himself? According to his own words, the whiny bitch he is deserves it!

@The Knight of Piñata: Testosterone can be toxic for real, but I think a man suffering from literal testosterone poisoning would be too concerned about the physical symptoms to waste time waving his dick around. Hormone secreting tumors tend not to make their host happy after all...

11/29/2012 6:52:24 AM

Frostythesnowman

This was Bob's dating website profile. 7 years later and no messages so far....

11/29/2012 7:16:05 AM

Doubting Thomas

OK, who wants to place bets on Bob being pussy whipped in real life whose wife/girlfriend makes him watch Twilight movies with her? Either that or he lives a sad existence all alone and the only person he's had a romantic encounter with is his right hand.

11/29/2012 7:18:03 AM

Deep Search

Apparently being a "real man" is being an ignorant, idiotic, troglodyte. And they should go directly to jail if they actually attempt to do any of the despicable abusive shit they wax poetic about.

11/29/2012 7:41:07 AM

Frank

This is from Bobs profile

"Gender Male
Industry Consulting"

Consulting! Well he's just sooooo macho. If I was female I'd be all over him.

11/29/2012 7:50:26 AM

dionysus


11/29/2012 7:55:50 AM

Mattiedef

This reminds me of Mr. Torgue... Except.

"There is nothing more awesome than treating a woman with respect!"

11/29/2012 8:13:14 AM

Seeker Lancer

You're so scared women are going to dominate you so much that you childishly lash out at them like this, but you're the real man?

Yeah just keep telling yourself that, Bob.

11/29/2012 8:16:07 AM

Nagol

I think you've confused being "manly" with being a sexist, abusive asshole.

11/29/2012 8:49:34 AM
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