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When a real man hears that his nation is fighting a "war for oil," for example, he honors the manly leadership of his nation that has the balls to take manly action. The real man doesn't whine and kowtow to the milquetoast apologizers and ass kissers. A real man kicks ass, he doesn't kiss ass. A real man doesn't form gun thug gangs to kowtow to enforce feminist laws and work against men and families. When a real man learns that his neighbor has slapped his whiny bitch wife for adultery or disrespect, the real man shakes his neighbor's hand and honors him for having the balls to take manly action in control of his wife and family.

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They are taking manly control of their families even if it means kicking the feminazi bitches to the curb instead of walking down an isle with one of them. They need manly leadership to retake control of our nation.

Bob, The World According to Bob 90 Comments [11/29/2012 4:36:53 AM]
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I would say this is a poe, but then I remember Reddit and Spearhead and love-shy and I'm not sure anymore.

Goddammit, I hate the Internet.

11/29/2012 8:58:16 AM

Dr.Shrinker

Yep, Bob's way in the closet, agreed?

11/29/2012 9:00:06 AM

\m/>_<\m/

@Kitourahime: i'm with Hertzyscowicz on this one. i'm sorry, but you've just insulted every male in the world by including bob in your "male criteria", cis and trans alike... hold on, now i'm insulting women by my twisted logic.

let's just say bob here is an insult to humankind, alright?

11/29/2012 9:07:33 AM

UHM

Gay porn isn't this gay...

"A real man kicks ass, he doesn't kiss ass."
Really? Because I can think of several asses I'd like to kiss, although, probably in a different context than your ass kissing.

11/29/2012 9:08:41 AM

JGC

Real man--you keep using that phrase. I don't think it means what you think it means.

11/29/2012 9:09:28 AM

xyz

> feminazi
You are the only one here who even slightly resembles a Nazi.

11/29/2012 9:35:53 AM

Akasuna

Define, "Real Man." Is it literal or metaphorical?
Because you and all others who share your view fail at the latter and SHOULD fail at the former.

11/29/2012 9:42:15 AM

pete

Hitting another human being is a crime called battery. Killing the innocent citizens of another country for oil is a war crime. "Bob" strikes me as someone who, due to his inability to actually live in a civilized society, will end up being someone's bitch in a an overcrowded prison.

11/29/2012 10:49:57 AM

The Crimson Ghost

Bob spends a little too much time thinking about other manly men.

It's actually a shame that I'll never encounter this wuss in person; so much fun could be had.

11/29/2012 11:07:23 AM

nazani14

Refresh my memory; how many sets of manly balls did we lose in Iraq? And where's the oil payoff?

11/29/2012 11:08:35 AM

Kamism

Mattiedef, +1000 internets to you.

11/29/2012 11:09:32 AM

Ludd

Dude, you sound soooo gay.

11/29/2012 11:25:59 AM

werewolf

Hate to tell ya, Bob, but ya gotta have a real brain and a real dick to qualify as a real man. Ya ain't packing the right stuff, son.

11/29/2012 12:04:16 PM

dp

the real manly man takes manly honorable manly action. a real manly man doesn't kowtow to the feminine labia, but instead worships at the alter of his brother's manly honorable man penis.

11/29/2012 12:14:56 PM

Meeeh

A real man kicks ass, he doesn't kiss ass.

I guess that explains the worst 9/11 in history then, 9/11/1973 and the last 9/11, the New York kind. They were men too, they kicked ass, so I guess you must admire the terrorist for being manly!

11/29/2012 12:44:23 PM



I guess you plan to live your life alone, no real women will want to live with a brute like you.

The Nazis preferred the same kind of women you do; stay-at-home moms who have lots of little blond and blue-eyed babies who can grow up to become soldiers and stay-at-home moms.

11/29/2012 2:00:49 PM

Pilotess

I'm pretty sure I could slap you silly, Bob!

11/29/2012 2:51:44 PM

Old Viking

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I work all day ...

11/29/2012 3:34:31 PM



OK Bob, we get it, you have a small penis.

11/29/2012 3:34:47 PM

anti-nonsense

A real man is not threatened by empowered women. A real man treats women with the respect owed to all human beings.

You "Bob", are a whiny insecure loser.

11/29/2012 3:49:31 PM

Tatsukun

I know ONE little boy who is pissed his mom told him to clean up his room!

11/29/2012 3:50:04 PM

JB Mason

Now you're a man, a man man man....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiXaT_1I-vw

11/29/2012 4:31:42 PM

NonProphet

If this guy isn't a Poe of epic proportions, then he needs to be forcibly committed to a mental hospital.

11/29/2012 4:48:30 PM

BlackMageJ

Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie are so damn good they parodied this guy 20 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqCha93nBTU

11/29/2012 4:55:54 PM

gaaaAAAAAAAYYYYY

WOW! What a closet case.

Drop the macho posturing and just suck a dick already. It's going to be far more productive and pleasant for all involved than this nonsense.

11/29/2012 5:28:18 PM
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