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When a real man hears that his nation is fighting a "war for oil," for example, he honors the manly leadership of his nation that has the balls to take manly action. The real man doesn't whine and kowtow to the milquetoast apologizers and ass kissers. A real man kicks ass, he doesn't kiss ass. A real man doesn't form gun thug gangs to kowtow to enforce feminist laws and work against men and families. When a real man learns that his neighbor has slapped his whiny bitch wife for adultery or disrespect, the real man shakes his neighbor's hand and honors him for having the balls to take manly action in control of his wife and family.

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They are taking manly control of their families even if it means kicking the feminazi bitches to the curb instead of walking down an isle with one of them. They need manly leadership to retake control of our nation.

Bob, The World According to Bob 90 Comments [11/29/2012 4:36:53 AM]
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checkmate

A real man kicks ass


11/29/2012 5:43:45 PM

David F Mayer

A real man treats all women with respect, especially his own wife.

11/29/2012 6:33:30 PM

Reynardine

This guy has been here before. He approves of massacring female college students.

11/29/2012 7:06:09 PM

Reynardine

You know who he is, Hasan?

11/29/2012 7:08:57 PM

LDM

And then the Real Man wonders why he's sitting home alone every night with drive-through for dinner.

11/29/2012 7:14:17 PM

afacelessatheist

Everyone who thinks this dude is a troll is sadly mistaken. He's been here many, many times over the years for his utter hatred of women.

11/29/2012 7:31:07 PM

Sasha

Considering Bob's obsession with manly control, I expect in real life he's the sub of a very nasty dominatrix.

@checkmate, my eyes!

11/29/2012 7:41:19 PM

Oi! Nutter!

Bob is a manly man.

In desperate need of a reach-around.

Because he is a manly man. BWAHHHAAAAA.

@checkmate - dude, things that can't be unseen!

11/29/2012 9:29:46 PM

Lady Evil

Kent Brockman: Mm-mmm! Simpson, you're a master craftsman.
Homer: Listen, what would you say if I told you a woman did most of the work?
Kent Brockman: I'd have this gazebo torn down and built into a coffin...for your manhood.
Homer: (Shrieks)
Kent Brockman: Why did my hypothetical scenario scare you so?
Homer: Uh, like all manly men, I have a vivid imagination.
Kent Brockman: Well said! Let's take off our shirts and wrestle.

Read more tv spoilers at: http://www.tvfanatic.com/quotes/shows/the-simpsons/season-18/page-18.html#ixzz2DgZtYF4j

11/29/2012 9:44:44 PM

K-Bizz

Real man blah blah manly leadership blah blah blah man blah manly blah blah manly action blah blah ass blah kiss ass blah manly control blah feminazi blah manly blah nation (go 'Murcia!)

I think he might have some manly confidence issues. Micropenis is quite an unfortunate condition. He should just get a big 4x4 like everyone else with tiny dicks. The internet need not be concerned.

11/29/2012 9:58:55 PM

Jordan

I've got to let you guys in on this. This Bob faggot is a massive poster on the ultra anti-gay website created by an Aussie boy from our generation sadly (Gen Y; born in 1985) that condones the men's rights movement is doomed if they don't oppose the evil pedophile Gay Agenda that plans to indoctrinate kids as their little sex slaves and form a one world government rule by homosexuals to tax and enslave all the world's heterosexuals.

Site's url: http://forum.mens-rights.net

Chris Key (the owner Aussie boy) used to support gay rights until about 7 months ago after a "revelation" on the true nature of the gay community; in that all gays are sick freaks like a la Folsom Street fair.

Bob's username is bobx23456.

All of the users regularly condone the killing of gays, including a few incidents I remember of frying them up in a crematorium, the event of Australia's version of Laramie, WY gay killing by infamous John Bunting of gays screwing in public parks, siding and defending Fred Phelps, wishing death on "fag enablers", think 99% of homosexuals support NAMBLA.

On another topic of an equally retarded thought of Bob's, a discussion of the why's of autism, he said that Mother Nature took away social skills from autistics so they won't be distracted by socializing as they need to work hard on their next big genius discovery. Only problem with that, how will the autistic find a job without basic people skills?

11/29/2012 9:59:50 PM

eldritchMortician

This must be some new definition of "manly" that means "cowardly douchebag."

11/29/2012 10:36:55 PM

checkmate

@Jordan

an Aussie boy from our generation sadly (Gen Y; born in 1985)

"Our" generation?

Who are "we"?

I was born in 1958.

11/30/2012 4:36:31 AM

michael3ov

A real man is capable of critical thought.

11/30/2012 4:39:30 AM

Vman

C&C commando:

"REAL TOUGH GUY!"

11/30/2012 6:52:43 AM

John_in_Oz

The first rule of manly leadership Bob, is not to talk about manly leadership.

11/30/2012 8:42:34 AM



@Reynardine, afacelessatheist

I just checked his older entries, and... Holy shit, he must have the smallest dick ever.

Also, on a scale of 1-10, how much do you think Bob browses Reddit?

I'm thinking around 8, personally, because I know how much misogynists fucking love that site, and he seems like a really typical angry, neckbearded Reddit MRA who's obsessed with "manliness" and thinks rape is a feminazi lie and blah blah grr wimminz maek rage. But on the other hand, he can't browse it constantly enough to be a 10 because that would take valuable time away from updating his own shitty blog, and from stewing about his inability to get a woman of any kind.

11/30/2012 9:32:31 AM

Tempus

@Kitourahime: in "Bob's" world, a real man would only rescue his neighbor's battered wife if he wanted her for himself. Her health and well-being only matter insofar as they directly affect her desirability as his property, and her wants and needs shouldn't be considered at all. Likewise, Bob's "real manly men" think that anything you're powerful enough to take rightfully belongs to you, and see absolutely nothing wrong with the leaders of their nation going to war to take the resources of a weaker nation.

In other words, Bob here dreams of living on Gor. If he actually GOT his wish, he'd be dead within about a day through a combination of sheer ineptitude and fatal stupidity unless he was under the direct protection of someone much stronger than him...and most likely that person would put him in his place with the quickness the very first time he said or did something ridiculously stupid. I guarantee that he'd never survive in the society he apparently wants otherwise.

(Yeah, I read them when I was younger. Yeah, they're as bad as they sound, I had a lot more patience for time-wasting crap years ago. Yeah, I suck.)

11/30/2012 4:30:03 PM

The Anonymous

Amusingly stupid, though I doubt Bob is the giant musclebound manly badass he thinks.

11/30/2012 11:06:48 PM



No one needs a violent person like that in their life.

12/1/2012 3:09:27 AM

HG131

Who else read this in the voice of the Ultimate Warrior?

12/16/2012 5:51:00 PM

DKN117

You think your exalted qualities make you a "Real Man", Mr. Bob?

Marcus Fenix, Jack Rakan, Alex Louis Armstrong, Jorge-052, Zafira, The 4th Raikage, Tychus Findlay, and Chuck Norris would all like "a word" with you.

12/22/2012 8:39:36 AM

EvilMonkey

The Kamina does not approve of your MANLY definition of MANLINESS.

12/29/2012 4:09:00 PM



However, why doesn't he congratulate the manly man who breaks the balls of the one who hits his wife?. You know, logic is logic, whenever you look at.

1/14/2013 3:47:41 AM

Hera

If that is a real man, I'll stick with the nice polite and geeky type. Mostly because they are manly enough to respect others.

1/14/2013 7:05:23 AM
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