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Latest CNN Poll - 49% to 49% .........with a DEMOCRAT + 11 SAMPLE ...yes... you ready that right. America has wanted to boot Obama out for 3 years now.....this is going to be a crushing defeat for liberals, socialists, and gay anal sex loving Godless moochers all over the nation.

magic kingdom, Intrade 52 Comments [11/9/2012 4:33:29 AM]
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XD

shhhh, your bias is showing, and fail

11/9/2012 5:03:32 AM

TB Tabby



Here's a fork, so you can EAT YOUR WORDS.

11/9/2012 5:04:35 AM



Ahahaha. I came here to check on the Raptards for schadenfreude.

11/9/2012 5:04:49 AM

Whitleylad

Well you show'd them!

11/9/2012 5:08:45 AM

Sheridan

America has wanted to boot Obama out for 3 years now

Voting him in for a second term is a rather strange way of showing it then.

this is going to be a crushing defeat for liberals, socialists, and gay anal sex loving Godless moochers all over the nation.

Your side lost, so DEAL!

EDIT:

@#1467175, Exactly!

11/9/2012 5:20:45 AM

Prager

I have one word for all those who hoped for an Obama defeat: Schadenfreude

11/9/2012 5:25:04 AM

Mister Spak

Well you got the godless moocher part right.

11/9/2012 6:08:36 AM

Indicible

It looks like your god has done about jack to prevent Obama's win.
Might be a good time to reevaluate your beliefs: either there is no god, or it just does not mind having Obama as PotUS.

11/9/2012 6:13:11 AM

smartz

Haha, people still think this is a true democracy? How long have you lived in this country to understand how this country works, or do you just have your head in the ground every year until Election Day?

11/9/2012 6:22:08 AM

Doubting Thomas

Apparently "America" didn't want to boot Obama out as badly as Fox News-watching conservatives think it did. The main problem is that most conservatives seem to think that everyone agrees with them since they surround themselves with conservative talk radio, Fox News, and refuse to listen to other viewpoints. So that's probably why they were honestly surprised and shocked to learn their candidate lost, and can't understand why Obama got reelected when they hear how rotten and evil he is on their "news" sources every day.

But sheer irony of calling it a crushing defeat in light of all the depressed, shell-shocked, and butthurt conservatives walking around since Tuesday mumbling to themselves, "What happened to my Romney? He was going to save us from that nigger."

11/9/2012 6:26:34 AM

UHM

hehe
hehehe
aaaahaahaahahahahaahahhahaa!

11/9/2012 6:27:32 AM

Kuno

@Doubting Thomas:

The main problem is that most conservatives seem to think that everyone agrees with them since they surround themselves with conservative talk radio, Fox News, and refuse to listen to other viewpoints.

I think you are on to something here. Did you see Bill O’Reilly after the election? His explanation was that obviously Obama only won because the “minorities” voted for him and they are outnumbering the “white” Americans now. It is as if it is impossible for him to accept that there could be white male Americans like him that would vote for Obama.

That is quite a divorce from reality.

11/9/2012 7:08:11 AM

Frostythesnowman

So did your god let you down, or did you let him down?

11/9/2012 7:10:29 AM

ChakatBlackstar

"this is going to be a crushing defeat for liberals, socialists, and gay anal sex loving Godless moochers all over the nation."

Really? In that case, this is the most enjoyable defeat we've ever had.

11/9/2012 7:35:48 AM

Anon-e-moose

"this is going to be a crushing defeat for liberals, socialists, and gay anal sex loving Godless moochers all over the nation."



Oh no more, please Mr. Wilde, I am bereft of ribs!

And to go along with the Schadenfreude expressed in this thread (and by a sizeable proportion of people within - and outside - the US), just one word: Hubris

Moral: Just goes to prove that 'Faith' is worth less than shit. Even manure has worth as a fertiliser. Just ask London Zoo, with the Lion Dung they make available for sale (very potent & repels cats from gardens) being a nice little earner for them.

@TB Tabby

And here's the apprentice Goddesses (from the 2nd "Ah! My Goddess" OAD) Eir & Saga to further reinforce your point (with appropriately smug expressions), whilst magic kingdumb here chews upon a universe-sized piece of Humble Pie, followed by a side order of Crow:



>:D

11/9/2012 7:48:38 AM

Horsefeathers

"this is going to be a crushing defeat for liberals, socialists, and gay anal sex loving Godless moochers all over the nation."

And how'd that work out for you?

11/9/2012 8:20:53 AM

Fundies Make Me Sick

Oh boy, you must feel like a total fool now.

11/9/2012 9:38:02 AM

Papabear

Being crushingly defeated never felt so good.

11/9/2012 9:51:23 AM

Doubting Thomas

I will make a prediction though... there will be a lot of butthurt conservatives claiming that Obama stole the election by having Black Panthers scare away white voters from polling places in Ohio (as if they'd know who everyone is going to vote for), the voting machines were rigged to automatically pick Obama, and massive voter fraud means Obama didn't win fair & square.

They said it in 2008, even though Obama won with a sizable majority, so why not now?

11/9/2012 10:09:17 AM

Joe Mama

Well if maybe the Republicans had just gone public with all those secret video tapes they claimed to have of Obama in college having gay sex with farm animals and experimenting with mind blowing drugs, maybe the election would have gone a different direction.

I do remember a conservative friend saying, "A lot of bad stuff is going to come out about him closer to the election." Wonder why that never happened?

11/9/2012 10:25:31 AM

Rabbit of Caerbannog

How's that workin' out for ya?

11/9/2012 11:26:31 AM

Sasha

gay anal sex loving Godless moochers

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Actually they're the newest voting bloc. And they're Democrats. And they hate fundies. :D

11/9/2012 11:44:11 AM

Mattiedef

God clearly has commenatored he prefers taking care of the poor with government. Clearly.

11/9/2012 11:51:30 AM

freako104

Some crushing defeat. He won

11/9/2012 12:30:18 PM

Ebon

So how's that working out for you, sparky?

11/9/2012 12:38:07 PM
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