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In response to the question 'What are you doing election night:

'... we're having a festive BBQ and assorted good treats as we {hopefully} celebrate the demise of our nation's first Marxist regime'.

BarbT, Rapture Ready 55 Comments [11/9/2012 4:35:12 AM]
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Tony

FAIL it didnt happen

11/8/2012 4:19:23 PM

Adey

I bet that the food turned to ashes in your mouths and the bread soggy from your tears.

No I'm not gloating.

11/9/2012 5:03:03 AM

Sheridan


Well, your hopes were dashed. Your side losing is more tasty than any BBQ could ever be.

11/9/2012 5:10:04 AM



"No I'm not gloating."

Why not? This is the perfect time for gloating.

11/9/2012 5:19:34 AM

Prager

I hope they enjoyed their barbecued crow.

11/9/2012 5:23:33 AM

rubber chicken

May I suggest, as an aid to digestion after that bitter repast, finding out what fucking marxism actually is ?

11/9/2012 5:37:33 AM

Barael

Time to bury the guns and the Bibles, RR! It's pot and gay marriage for everyone from now on!

11/9/2012 5:48:37 AM

Mister Spak

" {hopefully} celebrate the demise of our nation's first Marxist regime'."

Too late. That happened in 2008.

11/9/2012 6:07:39 AM

KittyKaboom

Nothing you could bbq in your wildest dreams will ever taste as good as the Obama victory feels.

Up side: I'm sure you'll deal with your loss graciously and with good humor.

Haha. That last bit was a joke.

11/9/2012 6:09:15 AM

Indicible

Your powers of prediction have once again and not for the last time failed you.
Tough luck, hey?

11/9/2012 6:10:06 AM

Leighton Buzzard

Bah. Not enough Moonfront Republic butthurt on here today.

I bet you a pound if you asked Barb who Marx was she'd say he was the dictator of Russia.

11/9/2012 6:15:58 AM

D Laurier

Unless you are Russian or Cuban, you have never had a Marxist regime.


11/9/2012 6:16:44 AM

Doubting Thomas

Um yeah, about that...

How I wish I could have been a fly on the wall at their barbeque when Fox News projected Obama the winner.

11/9/2012 6:22:11 AM

UHM

Were are cameras when you actually need them?

11/9/2012 6:29:02 AM

Often Partisan

"marxist regime"?????????????



@ Leighton: "Bah. Not enough Moonfront Republic butthurt on here today."

Yeah, we need some more Republican Tears of Impotent Rage.

11/9/2012 6:47:44 AM

Frostythesnowman

You wouldn't know what Marxism was if it ran into your garden and pissed on your barbeque.

However, heartfelt congratulations to Mr Obama for doing so instead.

11/9/2012 7:06:10 AM

SpukiKitty

BARB T: *Uurrrllll* I feel sick.

ME: So, uh...y'gonna eat those baby backs or what? Dibs on the ribs!

11/9/2012 7:29:49 AM

Reynardine

I had popcorn, Chilean moscato, and a most delicious finish to the evening.

P. S. I once had a pet crow, and often, as she was growing up, held her. By the feel of her tiny drumsticks, I'd say anyone who ate crow wouldn't get much.

P. P. S. No, of course not. Even if she hadn't been a fish crow, whose preferred diet foreseeably makes them taste bad, I wouldn't have. I let her go one fine June day. Shortly thereafter, the other fish crows began making the same radio sounds she had picked up.

11/9/2012 7:30:31 AM

Filin De Blanc

I'm curious as to what these people would say if you simply asked them to define Marxism.

11/9/2012 7:31:41 AM

ChakatBlackstar

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

11/9/2012 7:33:59 AM

Dr.Shrinker

Hope the food was good at least

11/9/2012 7:34:52 AM

Nagol

@Often Partisan

Here you go: http://whitepeoplemourningromney.tumblr.com/



Mmmmm, delicious! XD

11/9/2012 7:54:07 AM

Anon-e-moose

"{hopefully} celebrate the demise of our nation's first Marxist regime"

'{hopefully}'. How refreshing that word is now; especially if one uses that in terms of how the ancient Spartans would have. I watched the US election too; up to 6AM (I had a day off, so it didn't matter my going to bed that late) via the BBC (and their Radio 5 coverage had some breaking news before the TV). Not taking into account the delays from certain states' results, it was a night to savour. And not just the joy displayed by those by the Democrat supporters...:



...with that refreshing taste of Schadenfreude.

Ah, Ruptured Retards - and Repubicans as a whole. Your tears of despair nourish this left-wing Atheist. Cry more. [/hyper-smug & ultra-superior]

--EDIT--

@Nagol

Ah, I see you were in b4 me. Still, let's all toast President Obama's - and the Democrats as a whole - success, as we share in the sweet taste of the Religious Reich's FAIL.

Sup well, o good peeps.

...oh, and the most ironic aspect of this? The very last post in this thread was by BarbT herself:

'Well I guess this thread is now obsolete'



Yeah. As are you, and the rest of the inferior subhuman inbred redneck Teabagger trailer-trash GOP. Even one of your ilk - Pat Robertson - stated that you lot, politically, are effectively dead.

--EDIT II--

Get a load of this, on the same RR forum subsection (emphasis added):

http://rr-bb.com/showthread.php?181675-Election-News-Burnout

@Reynaldo

"Are we going to hell? There is no just man left? Where do we turn to? They are mocking my faith and my God!* I am not perfect, I am a sinner, but I believe! Where is my God today?**"

*- It's the least we can do. And you - and your so-called 'God' more than fucking deserve it. After all the vile & unjustifiable things you've said about Obama. Karma can be such a sadistic bitch when she wants to be, eh?! And despite all your so-called 'praying', well, it only goes to prove that 'Faith' is worth less than shit. Even manure has worth, as a fertiliser.

**- Well, this result only serves to conclusively prove what we left-wing Atheists have been saying all along: 'God' doesn't exist. And neither does your precious GOP, for that matter.

11/9/2012 8:06:11 AM

Horsefeathers

"... we're having a festive BBQ and assorted good treats as we {hopefully} celebrate the demise of our nation's first Marxist regime."

If you'd read your Wholly Babble you'd note that according to Paul (you know, that guy you all worship when you're ignoring what Jesus said), your god is the one who puts governments in place and you, being the good Christians you are, are supposed to suck it the fuck up and deal with it.

So, given that Paul says that god is in charge of putting governments in place, and you're not to whine about it but be good citizens, shut the fuck up. You not only lost the election, your god is the one that made you lose.

11/9/2012 8:16:15 AM

Pule Thamex

Any day now, ... er, soon.

11/9/2012 8:26:12 AM
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