Is it possible that the stories of Jesus' life were made up and used by people as a means to keep a covert tradition afloat consisting of ingesting mushrooms for spiritual guidance?
There are many examples of what might be considered as possibly being symbology of mushrooms, weed, and alcohol within the story of Jesus' life.
The virgin birth - Mushrooms have no gender and procreate without sex. Cannibus is kept seperate from male plants in order to produce more THC.
Feeding the 5,000 - Ibotenic acid can be passed from one user to the next through urine
Communion - Eating the flesh of the mushroom that gave its life so that the user can "enter the kingdom"
Ressurection - Amanita muscaria can revive the ill or those near death and invigorate those suffering from arthritis, making the effects seem miraculous when given to the lame. It also causes deep sleeps, so one might be considered dead before later "coming back from the dead."
Causing the blind to see - Marijuana is unparalleled for relief from optical maladies. Also, one might consider his sober mind to be blind, only to be given sight by a mushroom.
Swyfty Swyf, Shroomery 25 Comments
[11/9/2012 4:36:28 AM]
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