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[re: the bible saying 4 corners of the earth, therefore cant be round]

A circle has four corners dear lady on the inside not on the out. Thus the Bible is right.

steveeply, FaithChildForum.com 51 Comments [1/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Darfasti

This guy does know that the Earth is a Sphere, not a circle, right?

1/15/2006 11:39:37 PM

Bandersnatch

A circle has four corners?

1/15/2006 11:58:49 PM

Gadren

I think this needs an award...maybe like \"Denying Geometry for the Heck of It\"

1/16/2006 12:09:57 AM

PenetratingShaftOfTruthAndSemen

Either put him out of his misery or put me out of my misery. I seriously can't take this shit much longer.

1/16/2006 12:24:37 AM

Crosis

No. He didn't say that. That's not possible. He can't be that dumb.

Time to retake Geometry 101.

1/16/2006 12:36:58 AM

Dragon

I think he meant a circle being cut into four quarters- and each quarter has a corner.
But, um, yeah... I second the \"Denying Geometry for the Heck of It\" award.

1/16/2006 1:00:41 AM

Darth Wang

WHAT!?

1/16/2006 1:08:24 AM

Phil

Four QUADRANTS, moron.

1/16/2006 1:23:20 AM

DrunkMonkey

The award needs a better name, like

\"Who needs geometry\"

or better yet

\"Square the circle\"

I like the second one better.

\"Square the Circle\" award.

1/16/2006 1:30:59 AM

Suzanne K.

Gee, someone needs to watch more Sesame Street.

(BTW, the Earth isn't even spherical. It's slightly oblate.)

1/16/2006 3:49:00 AM

Darfasti

\"(BTW, the Earth isn't even spherical. It's slightly oblate.)\"

Well, if you want to get technical...

1/16/2006 4:30:38 AM

Wow

Give credit where credit's due. This guy didn't say something like \"Of course the Earth is not round! It says it's not round in the Bible, therefore I don't want to hear any of Satan's lies about round-the-world flights or any of that atheistic nonsense.\"

That being said, it's a stupid way to rationalize the idiom.

1/16/2006 7:18:41 AM

BigDaddyJ

Circles,globes,spheres and anything thing else round is the work of Satan.
Nuff said!

1/16/2006 1:39:03 PM

TDR

..... is this some kind of zen?

1/16/2006 9:01:52 PM

Gsham

wow... just... wow.

1/16/2006 11:05:41 PM

Julian


Nothing like literally reinventing the wheel!

This guy's a freakin' genius...

1/16/2006 11:46:11 PM

Tindalos

Why does this remind me of Timecube?

1/17/2006 7:33:48 AM

Aloranovas

This guy is entertaining... just about everything that comes out of his mouth would be worthy for this site... just bring your own punctuation. ;)

1/17/2006 10:17:29 PM

Gargoyle

I really would like him to point out the \"four corners\" to me and tell me how he found this out... and then be \"institutionalized\" for the rest of his days.
The End

1/22/2006 5:00:19 PM

Adrian

The Earth has no corners. Thus you're both idiots.

12/4/2006 12:12:07 AM

Alena

At least he's polite?

9/25/2007 12:14:23 PM

skyotter

weapons-grade stupid

9/25/2007 3:41:37 PM

Puck

Four Corners is a crossroads in the Mojave Desert.

9/25/2007 4:28:25 PM

agentCDE

Geometry: F-

See me after class.

9/25/2007 9:17:09 PM

kilrturkey

No guys, you're thinking of the INSIDE of a circle. The inside really does have corners!

-_-

4/10/2008 9:07:51 AM
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