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Quote# 9059

[re: the bible saying 4 corners of the earth, therefore cant be round]

A circle has four corners dear lady on the inside not on the out. Thus the Bible is right.

steveeply, FaithChildForum.com 49 Comments [1/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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#10706
Darfasti

This guy does know that the Earth is a Sphere, not a circle, right?

1/15/2006 11:39:37 PM

#10707
Bandersnatch

A circle has four corners?

1/15/2006 11:58:49 PM

#10708
Gadren

I think this needs an award...maybe like \"Denying Geometry for the Heck of It\"

1/16/2006 12:09:57 AM

#10712
PenetratingShaftOfTruthAndSemen

Either put him out of his misery or put me out of my misery. I seriously can't take this shit much longer.

1/16/2006 12:24:37 AM

#10715
Crosis

No. He didn't say that. That's not possible. He can't be that dumb.

Time to retake Geometry 101.

1/16/2006 12:36:58 AM

#10720
Dragon

I think he meant a circle being cut into four quarters- and each quarter has a corner.
But, um, yeah... I second the \"Denying Geometry for the Heck of It\" award.

1/16/2006 1:00:41 AM

#10724
Darth Wang

WHAT!?

1/16/2006 1:08:24 AM

#10730
Phil

Four QUADRANTS, moron.

1/16/2006 1:23:20 AM

#10732
DrunkMonkey

The award needs a better name, like

\"Who needs geometry\"

or better yet

\"Square the circle\"

I like the second one better.

\"Square the Circle\" award.

1/16/2006 1:30:59 AM

#10752
Suzanne K.

Gee, someone needs to watch more Sesame Street.

(BTW, the Earth isn't even spherical. It's slightly oblate.)

1/16/2006 3:49:00 AM

#10757
Darfasti

\"(BTW, the Earth isn't even spherical. It's slightly oblate.)\"

Well, if you want to get technical...

1/16/2006 4:30:38 AM

#10767
Wow

Give credit where credit's due. This guy didn't say something like \"Of course the Earth is not round! It says it's not round in the Bible, therefore I don't want to hear any of Satan's lies about round-the-world flights or any of that atheistic nonsense.\"

That being said, it's a stupid way to rationalize the idiom.

1/16/2006 7:18:41 AM

#10779
BigDaddyJ

Circles,globes,spheres and anything thing else round is the work of Satan.
Nuff said!

1/16/2006 1:39:03 PM

#10841
TDR

..... is this some kind of zen?

1/16/2006 9:01:52 PM

#10859
Gsham

wow... just... wow.

1/16/2006 11:05:41 PM

#10865
Julian


Nothing like literally reinventing the wheel!

This guy's a freakin' genius...

1/16/2006 11:46:11 PM

#10905
Tindalos

Why does this remind me of Timecube?

1/17/2006 7:33:48 AM

#10994
Aloranovas

This guy is entertaining... just about everything that comes out of his mouth would be worthy for this site... just bring your own punctuation. ;)

1/17/2006 10:17:29 PM

#11509
Gargoyle

I really would like him to point out the \"four corners\" to me and tell me how he found this out... and then be \"institutionalized\" for the rest of his days.
The End

1/22/2006 5:00:19 PM

#113578
Adrian

The Earth has no corners. Thus you're both idiots.

12/4/2006 12:12:07 AM

#294747
Alena

At least he's polite?

9/25/2007 12:14:23 PM

#294796
skyotter

weapons-grade stupid

9/25/2007 3:41:37 PM

#294807
Puck

Four Corners is a crossroads in the Mojave Desert.

9/25/2007 4:28:25 PM

#295055
agentCDE

Geometry: F-

See me after class.

9/25/2007 9:17:09 PM

#460805
kilrturkey

No guys, you're thinking of the INSIDE of a circle. The inside really does have corners!

-_-

4/10/2008 9:07:51 AM
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