1) Minimize your spending. Take your savings out of the economy and hide it as best as you can.
Why? It's like you heard about this "fiscal cliff" John Boehner just made up and thought "That sounds awesome, let's do it!"
2) In the same vein, take as much of your economic activity to the black market / cash only market as you can.
Why go to a supermarket when you get everything you need from criminals? Maybe on the way back you can get mugged and then arrested by police for going to a black market.
3) If you are thinking about closing your business down, go ahead
See point #1. Damn it, if you don't recount the vote in a way that let's Romney win I'm driving this country over the first financial cliff I see.
4) If you are keeping your business running, take a strong look at who you are hiring and firing (ie consider firing minorities and single women)
Here we get to see the brilliant double-think of neo-cons at work. We shouldn't hire minorities and single mothers. Hur dur look at all those minorities and single mothers collecting wealth-fare; GET A JOB!
5) If you are a doctor begin limiting your patients or only take cash payments.
Because the Hippocratic Oath is more like a suggestion and it's not like violating it could loose your job or anything.
6) If you produce food (farmers) consider reducing your output to drive up prices and help Michelle O. with her fight on fat.
Stupid Democrats, trying to cure America of its crippling obesity epidemic. Next thing you'll know we'll be just like Europe where people are healthy and hospitals don't need to borrow MRI's from zoos.
7)Do not associate, coach, elevate, or help in any way those who trend Democrat. This includes charities.
You know I'd really like to donate to the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, but they committed the unthinkable crime of not agreeing with ME! On everything!
8)If you are working hard to try and get ahead. Stop - enjoy your life and family while you still can.
This is what every movie made in the 80's told us. Then when we grew up everyone called us lazy good for nothings.
9) Do not associate with liberal bastions such as schools, colleges, and the entertainment industry. Consider homeschooling your kids.
If your beliefs are threatened, even undermined completely, by getting an education, then your beliefs are WRONG!
10) Move to a red state and start pushing for secession.
Right because that worked out great for the Deep South last time. And last time you guys were mostly on the same technological level as the Union. Now you'll be fighting a civil war armed with rifles against the most technological advanced military on the planet. Did somebody say drone strikes?