I'm going to make a prediction ... 4 years from now ... this idiot will still be spouting the same paranoid crap
I can also tell that when nothing happens to him, he'll say that it was because he "prayed hard enough"
11/10/2012 6:03:15 PM
Filin De Blanc
I'm sorry, which candidate was it who refused to release his tax returns?
11/10/2012 6:07:36 PM
God was probably too busy killing babies via spontaneous miscarriages etc to notice all the babies killed in America.
On another note, it must be so sad that the guy you spent so much time pretending to like lost.
11/10/2012 6:32:24 PM
What's scary is that you're not the only idiot walking about believing this crap.
11/10/2012 7:17:16 PM
"It burst into flames!
It's fire—and it's crashing! It's crashing terrible! Oh, my, get out of the way, please! It's burning and bursting into flames, and the—and it's falling on the mooring-mast... and all the folks agree that this is terrible, this is the worst of the worst catastrophes in the world! It's–it's–it's the flames, oh, four- or five-hundred feet into the sky and it ... it's a terrific crash, ladies and gentlemen!
It's smoke, and it's flames now ... Oh, the humanity
-and all the passengers screaming around here....! Ah! It's–it's–it's–it's
... o–ohhh! I–I can't talk, ladies and gentlemen. Honest, it's just laying there, a mass of smoking wreckage. Ah! And everybody can hardly breathe and talk, and the screaming. Lady, I–I'm sorry. Honest: I–I can hardly breathe. I–I'm going to step inside where I cannot see it. Ah, ah—I can't. I, listen, folks, I–I'm gonna have to stop for a minute because I've lost my voice. This is the worst thing I've ever witnessed."
. -Herbert Morrison
It's okay, though. For real this time, no crewpeople or blimps were hurt, just a bit embarrassed:
Funny coincidence or portent of doom? You decide.
11/10/2012 7:26:36 PM
11/10/2012 7:26:49 PM
I like to tease these sorts of people by telling them that their god wanted Obama to win, 'cause better a Christian that follows his faith than a cultist.
11/10/2012 7:41:15 PM
So where do we go? To our knees
Fine, you do that. Stay out of our way as the rest of us work to support and improve the USA. Maybe you can do some vaccuuming while you're down there, tidy the place up a bit.
11/10/2012 7:52:22 PM
it appears that the answer to many of our prayers was "no."
Except for the fact that praying to a non-existent fantasy is pointless, I suppose it's beyond your grasp that - according to your game - perhaps your God's answer to the other side was "yes".
Where would that put you? Pretty much in the toilet I guess. But I suppose you'd never accept that. Even if Jesus had appeared to you himself and had said "vote for Obama", you would have told him he was wrong.
Scripture - to which God is ultimately always faithful.
Wouldn't that be the other way around? I.e. that scripture would always be faithful to God? No, for you God has to obey the Bible, even when it's just "inspired" prose, as your very own theologians teach.
11/10/2012 8:16:37 PM
Where can we go but to the Lord?
Yes, please do. Since Obama got re-elected aren't you supposed to be raptured off into Heaven or something?
Fly away, drama queen, fly away.
11/10/2012 8:30:50 PM
What a fucking drama queen.
11/10/2012 8:42:32 PM
@ Checkmate. "Scripture - to which God is ultimately always faithful."
This is a realisation I came to about 30 years ago. These people are not Christians, they are Bibliolaters. At the core, they worship a book.
Also, another realisation from those days, this is not about religion or Christianity, it is about Politics. Has anyone ever seen a Fundamentalist (Christian, Muslim, whatever) who is politically on the Left. Or even middle of the road.
After a long time trying to make sense of their 'beliefs', I gave up and did a Hitchens. I told them to their eyes, that they were nothing more than 'fascist Fundamentalist Ratbags'. A ratbag in Australian is someone who is too stupid to know that they are stupid.
11/10/2012 9:24:32 PM
11/10/2012 9:34:17 PM
Is it 60 million babies already? My, how time flies. Why it seems it was only 30 million just yesterday. Of course, you halfwits never take into account the roughly 25% (or 15 million babies for the math impaired) you god would have aborted before the first trimester.
11/10/2012 9:57:55 PM
Then why did your god allow Obama to win? Don't these people ever stop to think about that?
11/10/2012 10:30:05 PM
What free stuff?
11/10/2012 10:54:52 PM
"Mittens lost, and it's all because of abortion, and now god has deserted us because the prez doesn't support Israel."
Religious thinking. *facepalm*
11/11/2012 12:56:37 AM
Some of these people are so thick they are probably on their knees praying that Obama doesn't win again in 2016.
Well, there's a prayer that will be answered - but not in the way these idiots think(?).
11/11/2012 1:02:53 AM
Looks like their god is not quite as almighty as they like to claim.
Some votes and, poof, the divine design is down the drain.
11/11/2012 2:32:41 AM
The Knight of Piñata
What REALLY scares me is that these douchebags think the USA is "God's chosen nation" and Americans are "God's people". The number of times this kind of argument has been used to justify genocide...
11/11/2012 2:37:57 AM
Suffer ýou stupid cunts.
11/11/2012 2:58:58 AM
Wow. Voting proved more effective than praying. Who'da thunk it?
"These people are not Christians, they are Bibliolaters."
Which makes them even more bizarre: it would mean that when they try to get God to talk to them or even listen to them they do it knowing they'll fail to get a response - because the response would not be in the Bible.
Maybe they should adopt that as a motto: "God - Telling us nothing we haven't already known for two thousand years."
11/11/2012 3:18:58 AM
God was apparently pleased with the way Obama ran things, as he gave him a second turn in office. God's blessing IS continuing, stupid.
The rest of the world breathed a collective sigh of relief when we heard that Obama had been elected.
Fraud won in the 2000 election, stupid.
The people in God's chosen country (Israel) ought to know, better than anyone else, what it feels like to be segregated, starved, maimed and killed for the crime of being born of a specific culture.
11/11/2012 3:33:07 AM
Thumbs up for you Swede.
"God was apparently pleased with the way Obama ran things, as He gave him a second turn in office."
11/11/2012 4:15:55 AM
If your heart breaks over a presidential election you're a goddamned pussy.
11/11/2012 8:11:01 AM