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Please God :

I cannot stand another four years of the scowling, prognathic visage of Michelle Obama, she of the dumb-as-fuck Princeton dissertation, “Whitey Be Bad An Sheet”.

Please please I cannot bear to watch any more. I’m going to bed now.

PLEASE do not let me eake up tomorrow 7 Nov to another 4 years of Michelle.

PLEASE GOD (Zombie Apocalypse emphasis, screams).

- Arturo

Degeaube, Occidental Dissent 18 Comments [11/10/2012 5:49:16 PM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog
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RaysDude98

"Waaah, them darkie niggers are STILL in the WHITE House!!!"

11/10/2012 6:17:14 PM

SpukiKitty

Michelle Obama is subject to a lot of the bigoted hallucinatory distortions of others, isn't she?


11/10/2012 7:52:04 PM

rallymodeller

So, what was the title of your dissertation, then?

Don't have one? Well, I guess you had better not be calling others' "dumb as fuck" then.

11/10/2012 7:57:29 PM

Rabbit of Caerbannog


11/10/2012 8:44:17 PM

Sheridan

Yeah, well...






11/10/2012 11:01:52 PM

werewolf

Wake up! Your god doesn't exist. And the FLOTUS is one of the smartest women you'll ever encounter.

11/10/2012 11:09:34 PM

J. James

I highly doubt that was the title of the First Lady's dissertation.

11/10/2012 11:38:15 PM

Anon

From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michelle_Obama, Michelle LaVaughn Robinson Obama's academic history goes like this:

-Elementary school: high grades, skipped second grade, put into gifted-students classes.

-High school: honor roll all years, AP classes, salutatorian.

-Undergrad: Princeton, major in sociology with a minor in African American studies with honors, senior thesis entitled Princeton-Educated Blacks and the Black Community (obviously relevant to her own life experience).

-Grad School: Harvard Law, JD; worked with the Harvard Legal Aid Bureau providing legal assistance to low-income clients.

So Michelle Obama's academic credentials are just about as impressive as her husband's, although they trained for and practiced different sorts of law. Barack Obama's education focused on political science and constitutional law, appropriate for his choice of career, while Michelle Obama's focus was more on court law and real estate cases.

She is a quite intelligent and well-educated woman, and to all appearances the equal of her husband.

Arturo / Degeaube Fail Social Studies Forever.

Also: "dumb-as-fuck Princeton" is an oxymoron. It's a very good school, although perhaps with a bit too much conspicuous consumption.

11/11/2012 12:01:16 AM

fishtank

History, blame, etc.

Fuck you.

11/11/2012 3:41:29 AM

Doubting Thomas

My mother-in-law was praying that Romney would win. Funny how it must be God's plan that Obama lead our country for four more years.

I really want to ask these people why God didn't answer their prayers.

11/11/2012 10:26:02 AM

Ebon

What is it with you lot and Michelle Obama?

11/11/2012 11:22:21 AM

Vox

God: STFU Request Denied!


BTW, if he hates white people so much why is his Vice President and most of his Cabinet white?

11/11/2012 12:55:20 PM

Balthazar The Wise

Funny how he's focused on Michelle instead of Barack.

I guess it's because he finds her 'ugly' because her body and features are not like white women?

Jackass.

11/11/2012 9:15:27 PM

Kuno

@Vox:

Not to mention his mother and her complete side of his family.

11/12/2012 3:18:29 AM

Green

PLEASE do not let me eake up tomorrow 7 Nov to another 4 years of Michelle.

TOO BAD, ASSHOLE.

11/16/2012 9:14:13 AM

Seeker Lancer

If Michelle Obama is your biggest fucking problem in life I'd say you're doing pretty well.

11/16/2012 8:51:42 PM

LadyJafaria

@Anon: What I think our little shitlord here was trying to say is that Michelle Obama's dissertation was dumb-as-fuck, not that Princeton itself is. Both are entirely wrong and this guy probably only went to the University of What Some Bloke in the Pub Told Me, but that does seem to make a little more sense in context.

12/1/2012 10:50:08 AM

Omi

He does know O is still president, right?

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