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There is a reason that America cannot be found in Revelation. Now that the moochers, looters and inner city tribal parasites outnumber the producers, economic collapse and the resulting chaos and violent civil unrest is assured. The Rapture is close, very close. Maranatha.

OKC03Cobra, Rapture Ready 55 Comments [11/10/2012 5:49:36 PM]
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New Face of Rev

"There is a reason that America cannot be found in Revelation."

Yeah, and the reason for that was because the author wasn't psychic.

11/10/2012 6:12:08 PM

Filin De Blanc

I'm curious as to what these people would say if you asked them why Australia, New Zealand et al aren't mentioned in Revelation.

11/10/2012 6:13:52 PM

J. James

America does not exist in revelation for the exact same reason Jesus predicted he would return in his apostle's lifetimes.

11/10/2012 7:02:57 PM

LAchlan

I do believe you're being racist.

11/10/2012 7:14:36 PM

Citizen Justin

Oh shite, another raptard who's read Atlas Shrugged.

11/10/2012 7:20:03 PM

Old Viking

I heard someone say recently that it would be any day now ... any day.

11/10/2012 7:20:44 PM

Joey

I'm convinced RR is more concerned about US politics than about anything related to the bible, period

11/10/2012 7:27:33 PM

ggggg

Get out of my fucking state you fucking cunt. And take your Maranatha and shove it up your ass.

11/10/2012 7:27:43 PM

SpukiKitty

"There is a reason that America cannot be found in Revelation."

Yeah, the Bible was written thousands of years ago in the Mid-East. The U.S. is a 236 year old country in North America, therefore did not exist yet. Revelation was basically about the Roman empire & meant to be "pep-talk" for the early Christians. You, of course, are a tapioca-head. Thank you.

11/10/2012 7:31:31 PM

Sasha

Helicopters, microwave ovens, and penicillin cannot be found in Revelation either. What does that tell me? That the author of Revelation was a Bronze Age hermit stoned off his ass on wild mushrooms.

Mara your natha on that, fundie.

11/10/2012 7:40:27 PM

Mattiedef

@spukikitty

Stole my comment!

If I remember correctly, Jesus got angry at rich people and regularly helped the poor.

So Jesus or Ayn Rand, pick one. Otherwise your doing it wrong.

11/10/2012 8:29:22 PM

checkmate

There is a reason that America cannot be found in Revelation.

Discussion in the beyond:

Indigenous American: "We're not mentioned in Revelation."

Qin Shi Huang, first Emperor of China, 221 BC: "Tell me about it."

11/10/2012 8:31:00 PM

Rabbit of Caerbannog

"There is a reason that America cannot be found in Revelation."

Because the people who came up with the stories in Revelation had as much prophetic power as anyone else in the world and, therefore, could never have known about the United States? Nah, that would make too much goddamn sense.

11/10/2012 8:48:52 PM

Alencon

"The Rapture is close, very close."

Would you like to place a small wager on that?

11/10/2012 9:36:33 PM

Berny

Yeah, funny thing that. america can't be found anywhere in the Bible.
Might it have to do with the fact the writers had no clue it even existed?

11/10/2012 9:50:08 PM

Sheridan

There is a reason that America cannot be found in Revelation.

The reason being a separation of 5000 miles and approximately 1700 years, perhaps?

Now that the moochers, looters and inner city tribal parasites outnumber the producers, economic collapse and the resulting chaos and violent civil unrest is assured.

Oh look, a racist fundie, why am I not surprised?

The Rapture is close, very close. Maranatha.

If only that were true. I can still dream though.

11/10/2012 9:50:58 PM

rubber chicken

In what possible way is the second sentence related to the first ? I don't get it.

11/10/2012 9:51:38 PM

Firewing

Why bring your home planet into this, Rapturite? And it's spelled MaGRATHEa.

11/10/2012 9:54:20 PM

Thinking Allowed

...or the fact that the North American contenient was never known to a bunch of sheep herders in the Middle East let alone a nation that's only 236 years old.

11/10/2012 10:26:21 PM

Godlesspanther

There are many reasons why the US is not mentioned in Revelation. Many sane, rational, obvious, logical reasons.

And this guy is too deluded to come to terms with any one of them.

11/10/2012 10:44:57 PM

Sammettik

"The Rapture is close, very close."

The rapture may not have come last time, but will surely come this time! What's that? It didn't? Oh well, then it will surely come THIS time!

11/10/2012 11:11:03 PM

NonProphet

...Did this benighted backwater bridge-dweller just imply that white people are the only people who work & produce in the US?

I guess he's ignorant of the fact that the majority of people on welfare - including those oft-mentioned "welfare queens" the right likes to bring up - are white conservatives. Mostly in the Bible Belt.

But then, it's someone on RR. Facts are anathema to these people.

11/10/2012 11:20:58 PM

Justanotheratheist

Yes, there is a reason America isn't mentioned in Revelation. The same reason why Mauritius, Brazil and Boeing 747s are not mentioned, and it has absolutely nothing to do with your idiotic Rupture.

11/10/2012 11:27:40 PM

Sharon Young

We all live in America, huh?

11/11/2012 1:29:44 AM

Indicible

Revelation does not even mention Germany and France, which are quite closer to Jerusalem and Rome than the american continent.
Also, your rapture keeps getting pushed back. Looks like you know jack about its actual moment.

11/11/2012 2:30:56 AM
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