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I believe those who voted for this abomination and all those who didn't vote, but could have, deserve what they get. The rest of us are collateral damage. May God have mercy on this fading country. Good night, dear hearts.

CarlaL48, Rapture Ready 39 Comments [11/10/2012 5:49:47 PM]
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Submitted By: finnugold
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Reynardine

Yeah, I think I deserve four more years of peace and my meager Social Security coming on time.

11/11/2012 5:19:30 AM

SpukiKitty

Ahhhhhh...I love the taste of fundie tears in the morning! Tastes like...Victory!

11/11/2012 6:15:25 AM

Doubting Thomas

God didn't destroy this country after we nearly totally wiped out indigenous people we took the land from, he didn't destroy the country after we kidnapped and captured Africans as property and forced them to work against their will, he didn't destroy the country because we refuse to help poor and sick people like his son said to do, but he's going to destroy the country because we reelected a black man as president. Gotcha.

11/11/2012 9:06:35 AM

UHM

So you're saying the other people are good, while you're not?

11/11/2012 9:11:15 AM

UHM

@J. James: "schafenfreunde" was probably just a typo, but just so everybody can jiggle at that the way I did "Schaf" means "sheep".

11/11/2012 9:15:43 AM

Doubting Thomas

@Arctic Knight

I used to listen to crazy fundies on shortwave during Clinton's presidency and they indeed were saying all those things, and worse. There were all sorts of FEMA concentration camps all over the country, new crematoriums being built, and UN troops in secret bases in our national parks. Then as Clinton's second term was drawing to a close, he was going to use Y2K as an excuse to declare martial law and make himself dictator for life.

To be fair, they said that about Bush, too, but for some reason they get crazier when it's a Democrat in the White House. Make it a black Democrat, and, well, you see what's going on.

11/11/2012 9:19:14 AM

BlackMageJ

The world needs nuts like Rapture Ready
Who think they're screwed by fate
'Cos when people see 'em
We don't wanna be 'em
And that makes us feel great
They provide a vital service to society
They give me
SCHADENFREUDE
Making the world a better place to be

(With apologies to the cast of Avenue Q, and anyone who actually tries to make this scan)

11/11/2012 10:23:01 AM

Ebon

Y'know, even from another continent, I can still hear the Republicans whine.

11/11/2012 11:10:52 AM

Dr.Shrinker

Beer & pretzels. Rhythm & Blues. Rapturites and corny drama.


Some things just go together.

11/11/2012 11:32:07 AM

farpadokly

What a bunch of drama queens and sore losers.

11/11/2012 12:54:48 PM

Anon-e-moose

@Doubting Thomas

On a Saturday & Sunday afternoon, on 9.64/5 MHz shortwave, there's the broadcasts of one R.G 'Brother' Stair:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brother_Stair

'In 2002, Stair, then aged 69, was arrested in Walterboro on two counts of criminal sexual conduct in the second degree. Two women associated with the compound, ages 18 and 20, alleged that he coerced them by "enforcing his religious/personal beliefs" on them. In 2004, Stair pleaded guilty to the lesser charge of assault and battery by fondling the two former residents, and was sentenced to time served, a total of 77 days in custody'

Yep, he's another David J. Stewart. And spouts similar bullshit via his broadcasts, especially of the tinfoil (ass)hat type.

Yet, on this Saturday & Sunday, post-Obama's win, nothing. Zip. Zilch. Nada. Nichts. Bupkas. Bugger all. Big. Fat. Zero.

I shall check out next weekend, on that same shortwave frequency. If the same nothing & sod all, then - bottom line - he's done a Harold Camping doing an Aum San Suu Kyi impression, post-May 21st (C)Rapture no-show. On the other hand, and seeing as his 'ministry' is effectively a cult, then just one word: Jonestown.[/URL]

11/11/2012 1:00:17 PM

smartz

Didn't Obama do better in THIS election than when he first ran? If there is anyone to blame, blame the GOP for choosing a crappy candidate.

11/11/2012 10:17:58 PM

Osiris

How come God only cares what America does? Canada has universal healthcare and a socialist government and it never sees natural disasters the way America does. In Holland they defined marriage as between two-consenting adults in 2001 and have had legalized cannabis for years without supernatural retribution. The Baltic nations boast the highest irreligiosity on the entire planet and they're doing better than the rest of the EU.

11/12/2012 1:06:42 PM

EdgyB

Bye-bye, evil livers.

11/12/2012 1:52:36 PM
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