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Thinking about it, another change in a merged universe is gravity. There, -why would the distance between, or size of PO objects matter? There are no PO objects! Matter is spiritual and physical. As evidence of this, we simply need to look to New Jerusalem. 1500 miles high and wide and long, and it comes down to earth! It doesn't smash into it!!!!! Floats like a butterfly, and lands in a world where bees sting no more!
Earth, as the center of the universe, with no gravity as we know it! Yet, people still walk those streets of gold! We can go flying off in space if we want, but it is ordered better than gravity. Now, let's apply that to the earth in the past, before the split! We, in our physical fallen state walked like normal, no problem. But not with gravity as we now have in a physical only world!!!!!!! Wow. This gets better all the time'
Now, let's knock off the old problem of how did they build the pyramids right away! If they were built in the still merged world in the century after the flood, (or some before as well) hey, no gravity as we now have!!! How about the canopy or rings?? Piece of cake!
And, for the piece de resistance, the continental sliding--No wonder it was easy!!!!!

dad, Christian Forums 21 Comments [1/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Gadren

Well, this is a new one...so basically, let me get this straight:

1: New Jerusalem is a giant floating cube. \"It's the Borg!\"
2: Earth is the center of the universe.
3: Earth will have no gravity, but we can still walk on it.
3: Pyramids were built because the blocks just floated up to the top of the construction (how did they stay there afterward? There aren't any metal fasteners or anything...how did they not float away?)
4: The continents floated (or rather drifted frictionlessly, since drift has nothing to do with gravity) effortlessly to where they are now.

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EDIT: Take a look at this...
http://www.timecube.com/

1/16/2006 12:16:49 AM

PenetratingShaftOfTruthAndSemen

I think \"dad\" is a fake. I would consider not accepting his quotes here since I believe he is parodying fundies and actually isn't a fundie himself. Seems to me he's just a blog attention whore.

1/16/2006 12:22:46 AM

Crosis

I'd say he can't be for real, but unfortunately I've seen enough to know that there is no level of stupidity to which a fundie cannot sink.

1/16/2006 12:38:30 AM

Joe

He sounds high to me.

\"Wow. This gets better all the time'\"

1/16/2006 12:38:30 AM

Dragon

What's PO?

And, yeah, based on the replies- I think he's totally making this up just to be funny.

1/16/2006 1:02:41 AM

Darth Wang

Or he's on drugs

1/16/2006 1:07:54 AM

DrunkMonkey

If he is a troll, he is damn dedicated- over 4,000 posts.

1/16/2006 1:34:09 AM

CousinTed

Well at least he can never be accused of using PRATTs

1/16/2006 2:21:41 AM

Yahweh

>>I think \"dad\" is a fake. I would consider not accepting his quotes here since I believe he is parodying fundies and actually isn't a fundie himself.<<

It has never occurred to me that Dad is fake. I'd always thought of him as a real fundie's fundie, his posts appear to have a great deal of consistency across all the boards he posts on.

1/16/2006 3:16:37 AM

David

I am not completely sure, but I think PO means \"physical only\".

1/16/2006 5:06:09 AM

Kimball Khan

Reminds me of the Onion's article on intelligent falling.

1/16/2006 9:59:45 AM

Rosie

\"3: Pyramids were built because the blocks just floated up to the top of the construction (how did they stay there afterward? There aren't any metal fasteners or anything...how did they not float away?)\"

He seems to suggest that people can have some kind of control on whether things float or not (where he talks about people still walking the streets of gold etc). However, it still makes no sense at all.

1/16/2006 3:51:27 PM

David D.G.

So, everything works as long as you just ignore the laws of physics.

But, as Scotty reminded us, \"Ye canna change the laws of physics.\"


~David D.G.

1/16/2006 3:58:24 PM

BigDaddyJ

This level of ignorance is scary. I bet Dad's kids get homeschooled in this version of reality daily.

1/16/2006 6:48:35 PM

TDR

someone, please take away this man's exclamation mark button.

1/16/2006 9:00:29 PM

Storme

From what I've seen, he does appear to be reasonably articulate. He seems to be either a parody or somebody suffering from severe insanity.

1/16/2006 9:01:25 PM

g-21-lto

Huh-wha?

1) What is a PO object?
2) Why are the bees not stinging?
3) Is \"continental sliding\" the new name for plate tectonics? Why would a lack of gravity help there? One would think it would disrupt the mantle convection that leads to plate motions.
4) Why wasn't there gravity, again?

1/16/2006 11:05:58 PM

glyptodon

I love his crack-brained enthusiasm. I think this is the same guy that was like \"bring on the dinos!!!!!!!!1\"

1/17/2006 11:58:58 AM

Julian

my theory is as follows.

'Granddad' believed gravity was faith based, and in order to prove it, he got his new born son, who was too young to believe in gravity and took the experiment 1 step further than Wacko Jacko did.

would you all concur?

1/18/2006 2:06:39 AM

Napoleon the Clown

What the FUCK?!

5/10/2006 5:33:27 AM

cyborgtroy

WWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAATTTT?

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