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#1467907
dylanstrategie
Riiiight... let me note this somewhere... when will the revolution take place ?
I don't want to miss it
11/11/2012 6:21:25 AM
#1467909
OhJohnNo
'Ello my duckies! Sorry to interrupt, but your revolution will not be televised! Matter of fact, it's been outright cancelled - as in, it
never 'appened!
11/11/2012 6:25:22 AM
#1467911
Leighton Buzzard
And the principal weapons of this fight will be a) praying and b) whining on the internet.
Carry on.
11/11/2012 6:29:54 AM
#1467914
Filin De Blanc
Weren't you done as a nation the first time Obama was elected?
11/11/2012 6:40:24 AM
#1467921
Nerikull
"This Nation is DOOMED", part 23,572.
It's getting to be as tired a phrase as "Jesus is coming back soon."
11/11/2012 6:54:37 AM
#1467935
pete
Let God and Satan fight. It's really not a problem until some damned fool thinks that they have to start killing people in God's name. Let Him do His own smiting and we won't have a problem.
11/11/2012 7:06:35 AM
#1467939
Mike Litoris
11/11/2012 7:09:31 AM
#1467940
It was a fight between good and evil, all right.
Thankfully, we can now tell the "evil" one not to let the door hit his magic underwear-covered ass on his way out.
11/11/2012 7:09:54 AM
#1467944
Mudak
Good. Then stop voting.
11/11/2012 7:13:08 AM
#1467948
Dr.Shrinker
So democracy only "works" when your side wins, right?
11/11/2012 7:15:23 AM
#1467958
rubber chicken
So ?
Unless you are claiming some form of equality between God and Satan, surely the result is a foregone conclusion.
11/11/2012 7:39:31 AM
#1467960
Sheridan
We are done as a nation, time to change the battle people.
What Leighton Buzzard said.
Elections do not work.
America wanted Obama, so obviously elections
do work.
http://www.politico.com/2012-election/map/#/President/2012/
The fight is between good and evil now, between God and Satan.
You really see the whole world like this don't you? You can't just see things for what they really are; everything must have a role in some grand cosmic battle. Must be frightening to live this way.
11/11/2012 7:48:04 AM
#1467964
Doubting Thomas
I'd have thought that rapturites would have been glad to see Obama win because that would mean that Armageddon would be near and of course the rapture would be imminent. At any rate Obama winning the election would be God's will. I guess maybe they're not as strong in their faith as they think they are. At any rate they have another four more years of bitching about how terrible the country (and world) is.
11/11/2012 8:06:10 AM
#1467977
Alencon
In that case rejoice for the forces of good won a resounding victory on Nov 6.
11/11/2012 8:41:57 AM
#1467978
Hoplite
America can progress only so far as the GOP can be dragged along, and they're too heavy to lift. Maybe in a century they'll evolve sufficiently to lose their religious credulity.
11/11/2012 8:45:06 AM
#1467984
Mayhem
Let me translate that into English:
"Waaaaaahh! Waaaa! WAAAAAAHHHHH!!!"
11/11/2012 8:56:52 AM
#1467998
Swede
Elections do not work? So, you want a dictatorship? Who's gonna be in charge?
I thought YOUR side was scared that Obama would remove democracy, or was that just a projection of your wet dreams?
Some people's freedom fighters are other people's terrorists.
11/11/2012 9:26:43 AM
#1468001
Deep Search
Or just, yanno, fundie tears. So, so many... All these comments are delicious.
11/11/2012 9:33:45 AM
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11/11/2012 9:42:46 AM
#1468008
Sharon Young
No. It's between responsibility and the evil getting away.
11/11/2012 9:47:05 AM
#1468012
Anon-e-moose
"We are done as a nation, time to change the battle people. Elections do not work."
Don't vote then.
Thus the Democrats will rule for ever and ever RAmen.
"The fight is between good and evil now, between God and Satan."
And guess who's won?:
Cry more, little Raptard. And welcome to our world, bitch. Stay a while. Stay forever! [/Pinkie Pie] >:D
11/11/2012 10:03:35 AM
#1468033
JSS
Your side wins
Power to the people!
Other side wins
Elections do not work.
11/11/2012 10:49:00 AM
#1468036
Ebon
Someone call a wahmbulance.
11/11/2012 11:05:12 AM
#1468045
Giardano Bruno
@dylanstrategie:
The revolution will not be televised.
11/11/2012 11:17:20 AM
#1468056
Papabear
So, if, as you say, elections don't work, you are advocating violence instead? Better lock yourself in your closet and wage prayer war against Satan. That way you can feel as though you are waging war, but you won't actually have to risk your health or freedom.
11/11/2012 11:34:26 AM
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