Fundie of the Year Nominations up for review
We are done as a nation, time to change the battle people. Elections do not work. The fight is between good and evil now, between God and Satan.
[11/11/2012 6:08:52 AM]
Fundie Index: 41
Riiiight... let me note this somewhere... when will the revolution take place ?
I don't want to miss it
11/11/2012 6:21:25 AM
'Ello my duckies! Sorry to interrupt, but your revolution will not be televised! Matter of fact, it's been outright cancelled - as in, it
11/11/2012 6:25:22 AM
And the principal weapons of this fight will be a) praying and b) whining on the internet.
11/11/2012 6:29:54 AM
Filin De Blanc
Weren't you done as a nation the first time Obama was elected?
11/11/2012 6:40:24 AM
"This Nation is DOOMED", part 23,572.
It's getting to be as tired a phrase as "Jesus is coming back soon."
11/11/2012 6:54:37 AM
Let God and Satan fight. It's really not a problem until some damned fool thinks that they have to start killing people in God's name. Let Him do His own smiting and we won't have a problem.
11/11/2012 7:06:35 AM
11/11/2012 7:09:31 AM
It was a fight between good and evil, all right.
Thankfully, we can now tell the "evil" one not to let the door hit his magic underwear-covered ass on his way out.
11/11/2012 7:09:54 AM
Good. Then stop voting.
11/11/2012 7:13:08 AM
So democracy only "works" when your side wins, right?
11/11/2012 7:15:23 AM
Unless you are claiming some form of equality between God and Satan, surely the result is a foregone conclusion.
11/11/2012 7:39:31 AM
We are done as a nation, time to change the battle people.
What Leighton Buzzard said.
Elections do not work.
America wanted Obama, so obviously elections
The fight is between good and evil now, between God and Satan.
You really see the whole world like this don't you? You can't just see things for what they really are; everything must have a role in some grand cosmic battle. Must be frightening to live this way.
11/11/2012 7:48:04 AM
I'd have thought that rapturites would have been glad to see Obama win because that would mean that Armageddon would be near and of course the rapture would be imminent. At any rate Obama winning the election would be God's will. I guess maybe they're not as strong in their faith as they think they are. At any rate they have another four more years of bitching about how terrible the country (and world) is.
11/11/2012 8:06:10 AM
In that case rejoice for the forces of good won a resounding victory on Nov 6.
11/11/2012 8:41:57 AM
America can progress only so far as the GOP can be dragged along, and they're too heavy to lift. Maybe in a century they'll evolve sufficiently to lose their religious credulity.
11/11/2012 8:45:06 AM
Let me translate that into English:
"Waaaaaahh! Waaaa! WAAAAAAHHHHH!!!"
11/11/2012 8:56:52 AM
Elections do not work? So, you want a dictatorship? Who's gonna be in charge?
I thought YOUR side was scared that Obama would remove democracy, or was that just a projection of your wet dreams?
Some people's freedom fighters are other people's terrorists.
11/11/2012 9:26:43 AM
Or just, yanno, fundie tears. So, so many... All these comments are delicious.
11/11/2012 9:33:45 AM
I think a friend of mine summed it quite perfectly when he wrote this song...
11/11/2012 9:42:46 AM
No. It's between responsibility and the evil getting away.
11/11/2012 9:47:05 AM
"We are done as a nation, time to change the battle people. Elections do not work."
Don't vote then.
Thus the Democrats will rule for ever and ever RAmen.
"The fight is between good and evil now, between God and Satan."
And guess who's won?:
Cry more, little Raptard. And welcome to
world, bitch. Stay a while. Stay
[/Pinkie Pie] >:D
11/11/2012 10:03:35 AM
Your side wins
Power to the people!
Other side wins
Elections do not work.
11/11/2012 10:49:00 AM
Someone call a wahmbulance.
11/11/2012 11:05:12 AM
The revolution will not be televised.
11/11/2012 11:17:20 AM
So, if, as you say, elections don't work, you are advocating violence instead? Better lock yourself in your closet and wage prayer war against Satan. That way you can feel as though you are waging war, but you won't actually have to risk your health or freedom.
11/11/2012 11:34:26 AM