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We are done as a nation, time to change the battle people. Elections do not work. The fight is between good and evil now, between God and Satan.



KGJN, Rapture Ready 46 Comments [11/11/2012 6:08:52 AM]
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dylanstrategie

Riiiight... let me note this somewhere... when will the revolution take place ?

I don't want to miss it

11/11/2012 6:21:25 AM

OhJohnNo



'Ello my duckies! Sorry to interrupt, but your revolution will not be televised! Matter of fact, it's been outright cancelled - as in, it never 'appened!

11/11/2012 6:25:22 AM

Leighton Buzzard

And the principal weapons of this fight will be a) praying and b) whining on the internet.

Carry on.

11/11/2012 6:29:54 AM

Filin De Blanc

Weren't you done as a nation the first time Obama was elected?

11/11/2012 6:40:24 AM

Nerikull

"This Nation is DOOMED", part 23,572.

It's getting to be as tired a phrase as "Jesus is coming back soon."

11/11/2012 6:54:37 AM

pete

Let God and Satan fight. It's really not a problem until some damned fool thinks that they have to start killing people in God's name. Let Him do His own smiting and we won't have a problem.

11/11/2012 7:06:35 AM

Mike Litoris


11/11/2012 7:09:31 AM



It was a fight between good and evil, all right.

Thankfully, we can now tell the "evil" one not to let the door hit his magic underwear-covered ass on his way out.

11/11/2012 7:09:54 AM

Mudak

Good. Then stop voting.

11/11/2012 7:13:08 AM

Dr.Shrinker

So democracy only "works" when your side wins, right?

11/11/2012 7:15:23 AM

rubber chicken

So ?
Unless you are claiming some form of equality between God and Satan, surely the result is a foregone conclusion.

11/11/2012 7:39:31 AM

Sheridan

We are done as a nation, time to change the battle people.

What Leighton Buzzard said.

Elections do not work.

America wanted Obama, so obviously elections do work.

http://www.politico.com/2012-election/map/#/President/2012/

The fight is between good and evil now, between God and Satan.

You really see the whole world like this don't you? You can't just see things for what they really are; everything must have a role in some grand cosmic battle. Must be frightening to live this way.


11/11/2012 7:48:04 AM

Doubting Thomas

I'd have thought that rapturites would have been glad to see Obama win because that would mean that Armageddon would be near and of course the rapture would be imminent. At any rate Obama winning the election would be God's will. I guess maybe they're not as strong in their faith as they think they are. At any rate they have another four more years of bitching about how terrible the country (and world) is.

11/11/2012 8:06:10 AM

Alencon

In that case rejoice for the forces of good won a resounding victory on Nov 6.

11/11/2012 8:41:57 AM

Hoplite

America can progress only so far as the GOP can be dragged along, and they're too heavy to lift. Maybe in a century they'll evolve sufficiently to lose their religious credulity.

11/11/2012 8:45:06 AM

Mayhem

Let me translate that into English:

"Waaaaaahh! Waaaa! WAAAAAAHHHHH!!!"

11/11/2012 8:56:52 AM

Swede

Elections do not work? So, you want a dictatorship? Who's gonna be in charge?
I thought YOUR side was scared that Obama would remove democracy, or was that just a projection of your wet dreams?

Some people's freedom fighters are other people's terrorists.

11/11/2012 9:26:43 AM

Deep Search



Or just, yanno, fundie tears. So, so many... All these comments are delicious.

11/11/2012 9:33:45 AM

Thinking Allowed

I think a friend of mine summed it quite perfectly when he wrote this song...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mC8GeNXlxkQ

11/11/2012 9:42:46 AM

Sharon Young

No. It's between responsibility and the evil getting away.

11/11/2012 9:47:05 AM

Anon-e-moose

"We are done as a nation, time to change the battle people. Elections do not work."

Don't vote then. Thus the Democrats will rule for ever and ever RAmen.

"The fight is between good and evil now, between God and Satan."

And guess who's won?:



Cry more, little Raptard. And welcome to our world, bitch. Stay a while. Stay forever! [/Pinkie Pie] >:D

11/11/2012 10:03:35 AM

JSS

Your side wins
Power to the people!

Other side wins
Elections do not work.

11/11/2012 10:49:00 AM

Ebon

Someone call a wahmbulance.

11/11/2012 11:05:12 AM

Giardano Bruno

@dylanstrategie:

The revolution will not be televised.

11/11/2012 11:17:20 AM

Papabear

So, if, as you say, elections don't work, you are advocating violence instead? Better lock yourself in your closet and wage prayer war against Satan. That way you can feel as though you are waging war, but you won't actually have to risk your health or freedom.

11/11/2012 11:34:26 AM
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