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[From The Blaze thread on Obama's re-election speech]

America, prepare for the wrath of God!

Fiscal cliff. Dead ahead!
Nuclear Iran. 100% certain.
War in Middle East. Before next summer.
Debt brick wall. Within 2 years.
Debt ceiling breach. Before end of this year.
Obama’s Tyrannycare. Now locked in stone.
Recession. By end of Q1 2013.
Gas prices over $7/gallon. By mid-2014.
Dollar Devastation. Bernanke remains Fed chair after 2013.
The Greatest Depression. By end of 2014.
Arms race in the Middle East. Egypt has now declared its intentions to develop nukes and has requested Iran’s help.
Financial market collapse. Begins with bond markets as debt collapses the house of cards by end of 2014.

Doomsday scenario — greater than 50/50 probability:
EMP attack on United States. Within 2 years, probably less.
Hit debt brick wall. By end of 2014.
Economic Depression. By end of 2014.
3 Supreme Court appointments by Obama. Within 3 years.
World War. By mid-2015.
Civil war in America. 50/50 probability in next 4 years.
Persecution of Christians. Begins immediately!

America, your Republic is DEAD!
Plan and prepare accordingly!

[PS] You better pray like your very existence depended on it, because IT DOES!

SBENARD, The Blaze 44 Comments [11/12/2012 4:28:52 AM]
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Arctic Knight

"Persecution of Christians. Begins immediately!"

What is it with these people and wanting to feel persecuted?

11/12/2012 5:04:34 AM

Filin De Blanc

I like how they act like Obama's election is completely unprecedented and that he has in no way already been president for four years.

11/12/2012 5:10:15 AM

Indicible

"War in Middle East. Before next summer. "

When has there not been a war in the Middle East. Because in the three decades of my life, I have never heard the expression peace in the Middle East as something other than a remote hope.

"Persecution of Christians. Begins immediately! "

With positive acts like what?

11/12/2012 5:10:25 AM

Mike Litoris

Pray? Pray for what? Isn't everything about America divine? Is your god not actually in charge?

11/12/2012 5:15:36 AM

Leighton Buzzard

Egypt has now declared its intentions to develop nukes and has requested Iran’s help.

It has? Cite well and truly needed.

11/12/2012 5:36:18 AM

Swede

Oh, poor you! 7 dollars per gallon!?! We pay around 8 dollars per gallon. On the other hand, most of us are not driving around in monster trucks that drinks half a gallon per 10 kilometer.

You are already in a recession, stupid. Dubbya is responsible for that one, and Obama is working hard to get you OUT of it.

There are already several wars going on in the Middle East. Syria is fighting within itself, and accidentally attacks Turkey now and again. Israel is fighting everyone within reach, as usual. Afghanistan and Iraq are still unstable after your wars with them.

11/12/2012 6:03:01 AM

Andy in Manchester

@Arctic Knight

They WANT to be persecuted, because it means they are going to get extra Heavenly rewards.

Matthew 5:11-12 (New International Version)

Blessed are you when people insult you, persecute you and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of me.

Rejoice and be glad, because great is your reward in heaven, for in the same way they persecuted the prophets who were before you.

11/12/2012 6:15:44 AM

Andy in Manchester

Sorry. Double Post.

11/12/2012 6:17:37 AM

farpadokly

Of course, if only Romney had been elected, none of this would come to pass. He would instantly right every economic and political problem in the world.

11/12/2012 6:26:09 AM

Mister Spak

Also the entire House will be turned into werewolves.

11/12/2012 6:27:53 AM

SpukiKitty

DOGS AND CATS LIVING TOGETHER, MASS HYSTERIA!

11/12/2012 6:33:46 AM

Andy in Manchester

Sorry. Triple post.

11/12/2012 7:05:01 AM

UHM

I wanted to refute this, but it's just too stupid to do the work for.

11/12/2012 7:19:18 AM

Bryan65

The Nostradumbass Award goes to...

11/12/2012 7:35:21 AM

Dr.Shrinker

"Obama’s Tyrannycare. Now locked in stone."

- Those poor insurance companies. However will they survive?


"3 Supreme Court appointments by Obama. Within 3 years."

- You mean he might actually do part of his Job? Say it ain't so!


"Civil war in America. 50/50 probability in next 4 years"

- Admit it, you came when you wrote that, didn't you?


"Persecution of Christians. Begins immediately!"

- You just had to slip that in somewhere, didn't you?


"America, your Republic is DEAD!"

- Because your side lost an election? Tone down the drama a tad, would you?


11/12/2012 7:46:07 AM

Doubting Thomas

America, prepare for the wrath of God!

This is probably getting old, but I need to say it again:

God didn't punish the country for wiping out indigenous peoples while stealing their land.

God didn't punish the country for kidnapping & enslaving Africans, bringing them to this country to be owned as property and forced to work, then treating them as second class citizens once they were finally freed.

God didn't punish the country for treating women as second class citizens for most of its history.

God didn't punish the country for refusing to help the poor or refusing to provide free access to medical care for everyone, even though his son was very clear about telling people to do this.

But God will punish the country because it reelected a black man as its leader, a leader who is doing more to try to help the poor and the sick than the party which claims to be doing God's will.

But the simple idea that God refused to change his apparent will that Obama be reelected despite the prayers of Republicans and now is going to punish the country for it just shows what kind of sadistic, cruel god his followers worship. Of course, they probably think that God's divine retribution is going to happen to other Americans, not them.

11/12/2012 7:49:31 AM

Alleyprowler

Fundie porn. It's truly fascinating.

11/12/2012 8:34:15 AM

Da Rat Bastid

It's strange, really. The OP admonishes us all to "prepare for the wrath of God", but in all the whining that follows, I don't seem to see anything...well, God-like listed. No rivers turning to blood, no plagues of frogs or locusts, only a bunch of things that, even if they were to happen, would be the work of mere mortals.

It's almost like God either doesn't exist or doesn't care, but we all know that can't possibly be the case, don't we?
(/sarcasm)

11/12/2012 8:44:25 AM



Mwahahahahaha! Prayer will not help you! Obama's reelection signals the start of 80 trillion years of liberal, atheist, Muslim, atheist, gay, communist, socialist darkness!


11/12/2012 10:28:13 AM

J. James

Fun times over at Glenn Beck's website. I seem to remember this being predicted the first time 'round, albeit with less intensity.

Things actually got better.

Does that mean that this time it will get a LOT better?

11/12/2012 10:47:10 AM

Skyknight

@Arctic Knight, Andy in Manchester: I think it's more they think they're already under some sort of semi-persecution just BY being Christians. Either the light persecutes the darkness, or the darkness persecutes the light; no non-persecution is possible.

11/12/2012 10:48:11 AM



"Gas prices over $7/gallon. By mid-2014."

Oh poor you... we pay ~$15/gallon here. when you get even close to that, you can start crying... until then stop being such a pathetic baby.

11/12/2012 11:22:42 AM

Pie Man

It should be fun to revisit this list in 2016 and see how many of these become (not) true.

I have a feeling it'll turn out like this list:

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/lovejoyfeminism/2012/10/this-is-the-most-important-election-of-all-time-again.html

11/12/2012 11:29:57 AM

Ludd

There isn't war in the Middle East already?

11/12/2012 11:30:40 AM

Sasha

Your "Ode to American's Demise" doesn't scan at all.

11/12/2012 1:53:58 PM
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