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[From The Blaze thread on Obama's re-election speech]

America, prepare for the wrath of God!

Fiscal cliff. Dead ahead!
Nuclear Iran. 100% certain.
War in Middle East. Before next summer.
Debt brick wall. Within 2 years.
Debt ceiling breach. Before end of this year.
Obama’s Tyrannycare. Now locked in stone.
Recession. By end of Q1 2013.
Gas prices over $7/gallon. By mid-2014.
Dollar Devastation. Bernanke remains Fed chair after 2013.
The Greatest Depression. By end of 2014.
Arms race in the Middle East. Egypt has now declared its intentions to develop nukes and has requested Iran’s help.
Financial market collapse. Begins with bond markets as debt collapses the house of cards by end of 2014.

Doomsday scenario — greater than 50/50 probability:
EMP attack on United States. Within 2 years, probably less.
Hit debt brick wall. By end of 2014.
Economic Depression. By end of 2014.
3 Supreme Court appointments by Obama. Within 3 years.
World War. By mid-2015.
Civil war in America. 50/50 probability in next 4 years.
Persecution of Christians. Begins immediately!

America, your Republic is DEAD!
Plan and prepare accordingly!

[PS] You better pray like your very existence depended on it, because IT DOES!

SBENARD, The Blaze 46 Comments [11/12/2012 4:28:52 AM]
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checkmate

There's one thingh I don't understand: don't these conspiracy theory folks think the world is going to end on Dec. 22, 2012?

If so, then who gives a shit about 2013?

11/12/2012 2:51:27 PM

Old Viking

Sounds bad. Wanna pass that catsup down here?

11/12/2012 3:30:52 PM

Often Partisan

What you're saying that capitalism will go through an economic crisis? That's revolutionary analysis right there.

11/12/2012 4:36:46 PM

Ebon

We survived Bush, you will survive Obama.

11/13/2012 7:47:55 AM

JohnTheAtheist

Man, I have really been looking forward to being able to persecute some christians. However, my guess is that we will just continue to mock you and your ridiculous beliefs.

11/13/2012 9:28:34 AM

Frank

It's always good to have something to look forward to.

11/13/2012 12:47:03 PM



You were fapping as you wrote this dribble, right?

11/13/2012 9:48:41 PM

Justanotheratheist

If this were even remotely true, even Obama would not have voted for Obama.

11/14/2012 12:26:07 AM

Pioneer

All of those problems, and your only solution is to pray. Yeah, that always worked out great before.

11/14/2012 8:40:06 AM

SouthernKing

“America, prepare for the wrath of God!”

Let’s-a-go!

“Fiscal cliff. Dead ahead!”

First off, it’s a slope, not a cliff. And second, it’s because of America’s inability to do this wonderful thing called ‘compromise.’

“Nuclear Iran. 100% certain.”

Intelligence community doesn’t believe Iran’s pursuing nukes. And anyway, how the hell does the POTUS affect whether Iran pursues nukes or not?

“War in Middle East. Before next summer. “

There already is a war in the Middle East you dumbass. It’s called “Afghanistan,” Perhaps you’ve heard of it.

“Debt brick wall. Within 2 years.
Debt ceiling breach. Before end of this year.”

Ah, so debt moves in three dimensions now! No.

“Obama’s Tyrannycare. Now locked in stone.”

I’m of the opinion that Obamacare doesn’t go far enough. But anyway, how is it tyranny? Just means that corporations can’t deny people coverage in the name of profit.

“Recession. By end of Q1 2013.”

Not happening.

“Gas prices over $7/gallon. By mid-2014.”

I stopped taking you seriously at this point.

“Dollar Devastation. Bernanke remains Fed chair after 2013.”

This means squat how?


11/15/2012 6:08:49 PM

SouthernKing

(sorry double post)

“The Greatest Depression. By end of 2014.”

33% unemployment and half the banks in the US failing in two years? Nope.

“Arms race in the Middle East. Egypt has now declared its intentions to develop nukes and has requested Iran’s help.”

Since when?

“Financial market collapse. Begins with bond markets as debt collapses the house of cards by end of 2014.”

I watched Skyfall the other day, and I didn’t see James Bond go to a market. Try again.

“Doomsday scenario — greater than 50/50 probability:
EMP attack on United States. Within 2 years, probably less.”

Someone’s been watching Dark Angel a little too much.

“Hit debt brick wall. By end of 2014.
Economic Depression. By end of 2014.”

Didn’t you say this already?

“3 Supreme Court appointments by Obama. Within 3 years.”

Yes, if 3 justices retire or die.

“World War. By mid-2015.”

Someone’s been playing CoD too much.

“Civil war in America. 50/50 probability in next 4 years.”

If you weren’t such a dumbass, I’d say that you’re playing Kaiserreich too much.

“Persecution of Christians. Begins immediately!”

Please tell me, how the hell can you persecute a majority?

“America, your Republic is DEAD!
Plan and prepare accordingly!”

Well, seeing as that seems to be the goal of you fundies, why do you care?

11/15/2012 6:09:49 PM

GigaGuess

Am I the only one with a MASSIVE case of Deja Vu...?

11/15/2012 8:12:26 PM

God

@ OP: Stop claiming to speak for me, it's getting old! If I'm pissed off about ANYTHING, it's that! For ages, people have been using my name to justify all sorts of screwed-up crap! That is what I'm angry about! Leave me out of this!!!

11/15/2012 8:52:42 PM

VioletBeauregarde

@ GigaGuess: You mean Deja Moo...as in "I've heard this bull before!"

11/15/2012 8:56:05 PM

GigaGuess

@ Violet

Ah, Touche.

11/23/2012 11:21:38 PM

Souz

Horses eating each other!

/Stan

12/1/2012 4:43:17 PM

Dr.Shrinker

Weren't you saying pretty much the same thing the first time he got elected?

Let me guess, you really, REALLY mean it this time.

12/1/2012 6:39:25 PM

Violet_Beauregarde

Cats and dogs living together...as for $7/gallon gas? *laughs* I don't know where YOU live...but the highest price I saw in MD is $4.29 a gallon. Granted that IS ridiculous but nowhere near $7.00

3/27/2014 1:15:09 PM

Canadiest

Just imagine, being someone devoted to FoxNews, the Blaze, Televangalism, Beietbart or Limbaugh.

This was done in 2012 but the same clowns made these same type of predictions for the last decade, some over 20 years. The figureheads of Right-wing media and Televangalists have the same record of being totally wrong about everything except, and yet sometimes, even the obvious.

3/29/2014 5:58:25 AM

creativerealms

It`s the end of 2014 and gas prices in america are dropping. they are no where near that seven dolar perdiction stated here.

11/20/2014 2:18:12 PM

Dr. Weird

I know SouthernKing did this already, but let's see how we fare two years out from the predictions, shall we?

>Fiscal cliff. Dead ahead!

Nope.

>Nuclear Iran. 100% certain.

Nope

>War in Middle East. Before next summer.

Despite the best efforts of many Neocons, and all the scary stories about ISHOLE, no.

>Debt brick wall. Within 2 years.

Deficits are down 50% from 2009.

>Debt ceiling breach. Before end of this year.

Didn't happen, despite the best efforts of the Teabagger wing of the GOP.

>Obama’s Tyrannycare. Now locked in stone.

I fail to see how giving health care to people previously uncovered, and limiting the ability of moneygrubbing corporate assholes to deny care and keeping more of the premiums than they do, is "tyranny"

>Recession. By end of Q1 2013.

Nope

>Gas prices over $7/gallon. By mid-2014.

Lol...gas prices have been falling for months, and are below $3 a gallon in many places.

>Dollar Devastation. Bernanke remains Fed chair after 2013.

The first part? Nope. Stock market is at record highs. The second part? Technically accurate--Bernanke was in office until February 3, 2014.

>The Greatest Depression. By end of 2014.

It'd better hurry, then.

>Arms race in the Middle East. Egypt has now declared its intentions to develop nukes and has requested Iran’s help.

The first part, no more than usual. The second part? Complete bullshit as far as I know.

>Financial market collapse. Begins with bond markets as debt collapses the house of cards by end of 2014.

I did mention the "record highs in the stock market" part, right? If it's another bubble, it only has a month and change to pop or you're wrong again.

>Doomsday scenario — greater than 50/50 probability:
>EMP attack on United States. Within 2 years, probably less.

Nope

>Hit debt brick wall. By end of 2014.

As already seen, nope.

>Economic Depression. By end of 2014.

As already noted, highly unlikely

>3 Supreme Court appointments by Obama. Within 3 years.

I fucking wish. The sooner fucking terrible justices like Scalia and Thomas retire or die and get replaced by justices of Sotomayor, Kagan, or Ginsburg's caliber the better.

>World War. By mid-2015.

Only if Putin and Neocons get their wet dreams.

>Civil war in America. 50/50 probability in next 4 years.

Only if the NeoNazis and other right wing wackos get their wet dreams.

>Persecution of Christians. Begins immediately!

Another no.

I'd say, shockingly enough, you're basically wrong about all of it.

11/20/2014 2:42:59 PM
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