SBENARD #fundie theblaze.com

[From The Blaze thread on Obama's re-election speech]

America, prepare for the wrath of God!

Fiscal cliff. Dead ahead!
Nuclear Iran. 100% certain.
War in Middle East. Before next summer.
Debt brick wall. Within 2 years.
Debt ceiling breach. Before end of this year.
Obama’s Tyrannycare. Now locked in stone.
Recession. By end of Q1 2013.
Gas prices over $7/gallon. By mid-2014.
Dollar Devastation. Bernanke remains Fed chair after 2013.
The Greatest Depression. By end of 2014.
Arms race in the Middle East. Egypt has now declared its intentions to develop nukes and has requested Iran’s help.
Financial market collapse. Begins with bond markets as debt collapses the house of cards by end of 2014.

Doomsday scenario — greater than 50/50 probability:
EMP attack on United States. Within 2 years, probably less.
Hit debt brick wall. By end of 2014.
Economic Depression. By end of 2014.
3 Supreme Court appointments by Obama. Within 3 years.
World War. By mid-2015.
Civil war in America. 50/50 probability in next 4 years.
Persecution of Christians. Begins immediately!

America, your Republic is DEAD!
Plan and prepare accordingly!

[PS] You better pray like your very existence depended on it, because IT DOES!

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