[From The Blaze thread on Obama's re-election speech]
America, prepare for the wrath of God!
Fiscal cliff. Dead ahead!
Nuclear Iran. 100% certain.
War in Middle East. Before next summer.
Debt brick wall. Within 2 years.
Debt ceiling breach. Before end of this year.
Obama’s Tyrannycare. Now locked in stone.
Recession. By end of Q1 2013.
Gas prices over $7/gallon. By mid-2014.
Dollar Devastation. Bernanke remains Fed chair after 2013.
The Greatest Depression. By end of 2014.
Arms race in the Middle East. Egypt has now declared its intentions to develop nukes and has requested Iran’s help.
Financial market collapse. Begins with bond markets as debt collapses the house of cards by end of 2014.
Doomsday scenario — greater than 50/50 probability:
EMP attack on United States. Within 2 years, probably less.
Hit debt brick wall. By end of 2014.
Economic Depression. By end of 2014.
3 Supreme Court appointments by Obama. Within 3 years.
World War. By mid-2015.
Civil war in America. 50/50 probability in next 4 years.
Persecution of Christians. Begins immediately!
America, your Republic is DEAD!
Plan and prepare accordingly!
[PS] You better pray like your very existence depended on it, because IT DOES!
SBENARD, The Blaze 42 Comments
[11/12/2012 4:28:52 AM]
Fundie Index: 54
Submitted By: Amadan
There's one thingh I don't understand: don't these conspiracy theory folks think the world is going to end on Dec. 22, 2012?
If so, then who gives a shit about 2013?
11/12/2012 2:51:27 PM
Sounds bad. Wanna pass that catsup down here?
11/12/2012 3:30:52 PM
What you're saying that capitalism will go through an economic crisis? That's revolutionary analysis right there.
11/12/2012 4:36:46 PM
We survived Bush, you will survive Obama.
11/13/2012 7:47:55 AM
Man, I have really been looking forward to being able to persecute some christians. However, my guess is that we will just continue to mock you and your ridiculous beliefs.
11/13/2012 9:28:34 AM
It's always good to have something to look forward to.
11/13/2012 12:47:03 PM
You were fapping as you wrote this dribble, right?
11/13/2012 9:48:41 PM
If this were even remotely true, even Obama would not have voted for Obama.
11/14/2012 12:26:07 AM
All of those problems, and your only solution is to pray. Yeah, that always worked out great before.
11/14/2012 8:40:06 AM
“America, prepare for the wrath of God!”
“Fiscal cliff. Dead ahead!”
First off, it’s a slope, not a cliff. And second, it’s because of America’s inability to do this wonderful thing called ‘compromise.’
“Nuclear Iran. 100% certain.”
Intelligence community doesn’t believe Iran’s pursuing nukes. And anyway, how the hell does the POTUS affect whether Iran pursues nukes or not?
“War in Middle East. Before next summer. “
There already is a war in the Middle East you dumbass. It’s called “Afghanistan,” Perhaps you’ve heard of it.
“Debt brick wall. Within 2 years.
Debt ceiling breach. Before end of this year.”
Ah, so debt moves in three dimensions now! No.
“Obama’s Tyrannycare. Now locked in stone.”
I’m of the opinion that Obamacare doesn’t go far enough. But anyway, how is it tyranny? Just means that corporations can’t deny people coverage in the name of profit.
“Recession. By end of Q1 2013.”
“Gas prices over $7/gallon. By mid-2014.”
I stopped taking you seriously at this point.
“Dollar Devastation. Bernanke remains Fed chair after 2013.”
This means squat how?
11/15/2012 6:08:49 PM
(sorry double post)
“The Greatest Depression. By end of 2014.”
33% unemployment and half the banks in the US failing in two years? Nope.
“Arms race in the Middle East. Egypt has now declared its intentions to develop nukes and has requested Iran’s help.”
“Financial market collapse. Begins with bond markets as debt collapses the house of cards by end of 2014.”
I watched Skyfall the other day, and I didn’t see James Bond go to a market. Try again.
“Doomsday scenario — greater than 50/50 probability:
EMP attack on United States. Within 2 years, probably less.”
Someone’s been watching Dark Angel a little too much.
“Hit debt brick wall. By end of 2014.
Economic Depression. By end of 2014.”
Didn’t you say this already?
“3 Supreme Court appointments by Obama. Within 3 years.”
Yes, if 3 justices retire or die.
“World War. By mid-2015.”
Someone’s been playing CoD too much.
“Civil war in America. 50/50 probability in next 4 years.”
If you weren’t such a dumbass, I’d say that you’re playing Kaiserreich too much.
“Persecution of Christians. Begins immediately!”
Please tell me, how the hell can you persecute a majority?
“America, your Republic is DEAD!
Plan and prepare accordingly!”
Well, seeing as that seems to be the goal of you fundies, why do you care?
11/15/2012 6:09:49 PM
Am I the only one with a MASSIVE case of Deja Vu...?
11/15/2012 8:12:26 PM
@ OP: Stop claiming to speak for me, it's getting old! If I'm pissed off about ANYTHING, it's that! For ages, people have been using my name to justify all sorts of screwed-up crap! That is what I'm angry about! Leave me out of this!!!
11/15/2012 8:52:42 PM
@ GigaGuess: You mean Deja Moo...as in "I've heard this bull before!"
11/15/2012 8:56:05 PM
11/23/2012 11:21:38 PM
Horses eating each other!
12/1/2012 4:43:17 PM
Weren't you saying pretty much the same thing the first time he got elected?
Let me guess, you really, REALLY mean it this time.
12/1/2012 6:39:25 PM