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He died as a man accursed, crucified, abandoned by his friends. But he rose from the dead. That's all the proof I need that ToE is flawed.

ILoveYeshua, Christian Forums 27 Comments [1/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Tiny Bulcher

It's also all the proof you need that the moon is made of green cheese, come to that.

1/16/2006 8:50:03 AM

Jeremy

Don't we have an award for incredible leaps of logic or association like this?

EDIT: Holy shiat! In that same post, this guy says that reading Harry Potter is a sin! Another person who believes that witchcraft is real. Brilliant.

1/16/2006 9:03:02 AM

Kimball Khan

Jesus' divinity, or lack thereof, has absolutely nothing to do with evolution.

1/16/2006 10:02:09 AM

BigDaddyJ

Is he talking about Jeezus or Jason from Friday the 13th?

1/16/2006 1:45:36 PM

Gadren

This really is nonsensical. Jesus' resurrection and divinity and the validity of evolution are not mutually exclusive... O_o

1/16/2006 2:03:23 PM

Darth Wang

Yes! Of course! And the Illiad proves that the theory of gravity is bunk! It makes so much sense!

1/16/2006 4:04:24 PM

David D.G.

BigDaddyJ #11844

<< Is he talking about Jeezus or Jason from Friday the 13th? >>

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You never know. It could be Frankenstein's monster or Dracula, for that matter.

This so-called \"reasoning\" is hilarious. I can't imagine how people like this can function in reality, when they can't make even remotely sensible connections in it.


~David D.G.

1/16/2006 4:08:40 PM

Crosis

1) There's no proof that he rose from the dead.

2) Even if there were, it would have absolutely nothing to do with evolution.

1/16/2006 4:20:27 PM

Seomah

\"But he rose from the dead.\"

What if he didn't rise? Maybe he just evolved. I guess ToE is right again.

1/16/2006 6:57:20 PM

Nekhbet

He...Just..proved...the...Theory...of...Irrevelency!!!!!!!!!!

1/16/2006 9:06:36 PM

Phil

Argumentum ad Romero Award?

1/16/2006 9:17:36 PM

g-21-lto

Simply beautiful. \"Non-sequitur of the Month\"?

1/16/2006 11:09:47 PM

David D.G.

\"Non Sequitur of the Month\" Award seconded!


~David D.G.


1/16/2006 11:12:42 PM

Jeremy

\"Non-sequitur\" thirded.

1/16/2006 11:19:35 PM

PenetratingShaftOfTruthAndSemen

He must have just watched Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith. Sounds like the creation of Darth Vader to me.

1/17/2006 12:36:40 AM

Kimball Khan

\"Non-sequiter\" fourthed

1/17/2006 7:14:41 AM

Devlyn

Darth Vader disproving the ToE...yummy. :)

Non-sequiter/sequitur fifthed by the way :P.

1/17/2006 11:13:21 AM

Gargoyle

The ultimate proof that logic is overrated :)
I would love to have a conversation with Yeshua - It is like having a pile of rocks to smash up a greenhouse. CRASH!! funfunfun ;)

1/17/2006 9:26:45 PM

Crosis

Yahweh, it's spelled \"Non-sequitur\", with a u, not an o.

1/17/2006 11:19:47 PM

Aesmael

I will die in the future hopefully loved and missed by my family and friends. But nothing will come after that for me. That's all the proof I need to show that your conclusion does not follow.

1/18/2006 3:50:12 PM

Tom S. Fox

You don't have very high standards then.

2/23/2008 6:22:29 AM

Father Heathen

That's all the proof I need that you're an idiot.

2/23/2008 11:28:13 PM

canadiest

That's all the proof I need that you have no idea what "proof" is

Use a dictionary, Oxfords preferably but in this case any English dictionary

Then look up "Faith" "Belief" and "Religion"

2/24/2008 5:33:33 PM

Flatworm

Hwaet?

2/24/2008 5:42:00 PM

Caustic Gnostic

Russel's Teapot is proof that your resurrection theory has no proof.

2/24/2008 7:10:31 PM
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