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The Porn Belts have spoken. We are slaves of smut and socialism. The immoral producers of nothing will continue rule over the moral producers of goods and services. Non-earners will continue domination of the earners; demanding we work harder so they can take more.

What does this mean for me? I quit. I will no longer support filthy lazy liberal bastards. I’ll be taking an early retirement within a year or so. The liberal scum will no longer get any $ from me. Let the scum starve. And when all the producers finally quit (as always happens with socialism), and the grocery shelves are empty, and the scum shows up on my doorstep begging for a handout, or try to steal from my garden or take my game, I’ll blow their stupid communist heads plumb off.

America committed suicide yesterday. Arm yourselves.

Jimbo, Moonbattery 67 Comments [11/12/2012 5:49:32 AM]
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I want a porn belt. I'll take a 40", please.

11/12/2012 11:23:22 AM

Jeff Weskamp

I appreciate the irony of Jimbo following Rand's philosophy while condemning the porn industry. Rand believed that government had no role whatsoever in sexual and other personal moral issues; therefore she supported the legalization of drugs, prostitution and, yes, even pornography.

11/12/2012 11:43:18 AM

>liberal college student takes your job

Works for me. I only wish more baby boomers had your initiative.

11/12/2012 11:53:38 AM


Moonbattery has to have the most dense population of internet tough guys on the entire planet.

What would 16 year old objectivists do all day if they couldn't cast themselves as the Randian heroes of their daydreams?

11/12/2012 12:17:25 PM


Poor does NOT equal fucking lazy!!!! Excuse me for swearing but I'm just so sick of this BS!!! You're just trying to get out of doing what Jesus Himself said to do...help the poor and needy!

11/12/2012 12:25:00 PM


"The Porn Belts have spoken. We are slaves of smut"

Well, you might be; you want to be the 'Whipping Boy', you go right ahead, as your new Liberal Doms take their belts off, and...! [/kinky] >:D

"I quit."

Yeah. Well, that's you right-wingers all over. Just ask a certain Sarah 'Quitter' FAILin.

"Arm yourselves"


Good luck with that.


"I want a porn belt. I'll take a 40", please."

Now why am I reminded of the classic toilet graffiti?:

'I am nine inches long, and three inches around'

(written below):

'Really? And how big is your penis?' [/hyper-snark]


(And I notice that the above pic I made up a few years ago, is now used in a blog. b^_^d [/surprised])

11/12/2012 12:26:24 PM


Take your game? Like steal your Wii remote?

11/12/2012 12:57:23 PM


Have fun with that! Call us when you figure out how the world really works.

11/12/2012 1:20:22 PM


I agree. It's about time workers shrug off their masters.

11/12/2012 2:09:44 PM


yo fishtank! mind if i play guitar? been a while since i played punk rock!

"bible-thumpin' hillbilly whinin'
i can hear 'em, all a flutter
they won't stop their cryin'
get lost motherfucker

this country needs moar porn
this state needs moar socialism
this place where i was born
covered in marxist jizm"

XD and here you go! one punk rock song, to be played with the traditionnal A D G grid (cos all true american punk is californian melo-punk :p)[/sniping nofx]

11/12/2012 2:12:16 PM

Old Viking

Jimbo's going to retire just ahead of the Rapture, which will be here any day now.

11/12/2012 2:46:00 PM


"The immoral producers of nothing will continue rule over the moral producers of goods and services."

Goods? Like what? Moonshine and NASCAR?

When you take your early retirement, be sure to "just say no" to Social Security.

11/12/2012 2:58:14 PM

>Says others are lazy

>Early retirement.

11/12/2012 3:05:21 PM


Well Jimbo, provided you're not just another Internet tough guy, then you'll be going to jail for a very long time or maybe executed for murder. Because civilized society tends to frown on killing people when you're not in immediate physical danger and in fear for your life. Somehow I don't think someone knocking on your door or trying to steal food counts.

As for the game comment, he's probably referring to game animals like deer and wild turkey. Which is even more stupid, because game by definition doesn't belong to anyone until they kill it.

11/12/2012 3:10:40 PM


Now that I think about it, by "take my game", he probably DOES mean his X-Box.

Because if he actually kept animals, he'd know that they should be called "livestock" and not "game". And, let's face it, this guy probably lives in a basement (or a trailer) and has never done any real farming or ranching in his life.

11/12/2012 3:57:38 PM

Often Partisan

"The immoral producers of nothing will continue rule over the moral producers of goods and services. Non-earners will continue domination of the earners; demanding we work harder so they can take more."

So you're saying you object to the increasing extraction of surplus-value? Careful someone might think that wou're one of them filthy commies youself!

11/12/2012 3:59:42 PM


"producers of goods and services". Goods are usually, these days, produced in Taiwan or Bangladesh for slave wages. As for services, is there no-one working in the service industry in the blue states?
"earners and non-earners". Don't understand this, because it's impossible, given a profit system, that there will not be non-earners. If everybody works, and everybody earns, then that would be something like socialism.
There will never be full employment. No-one has full employment, not even North Korea or Cuba. So, therefore, there will be unemployed people. How can these people possibly be blamed when their existence is intrinsic to the system? When there are more of them than viable job vacancies?
Why is it that this type of person is so concerned about a poor person getting foodstamps, or just enough money to keep them alive, but is quite happy that the rich, whose irresponsible gambling caused the last economic crisis, should be bailed out to the tune of billions of dollars? How can he tolerate the idle rich, but not the idle poor? Only by means of an ideology which has been drummed into his head by ruthless propaganda.
The propaganda has told him: There is no such thing as class, or class interests. Lazy freeloaders are plotting to take the miserable commodities you've managed to collect. If you work hard, you can be like the 1%.
That's the kind of ideology that makes people capable of writing things like this. And it's deeply saddening.
What happened to the old American common sense socialism? Which had nothing to do with soviet Russia, and more to do with Woody Guthrie and Sacco and Vanzetti? That combined the best of individualism with the best of communitarianism? Why is there nobody representing that tradition?

11/12/2012 4:14:35 PM


How is retiring quitting now?

11/12/2012 4:22:55 PM


Faddah, can you help an old altar boy? I'm a Catholic!

11/12/2012 4:57:15 PM


Sadly, Jimbo here is probably right, the takers (almost exclusively the red states) will probably continue to drain federal tax dollars from the rest of us - all the while refusing to go to school or build a stable society.

11/12/2012 4:59:25 PM

Step awaaay from the Ayn Rand.

11/12/2012 5:03:37 PM


Jimbo is going to quit being a "maker?" Oh, no! The world's largest producer of stupid bullshit is going out of business! However will we do without it?

11/12/2012 5:32:11 PM


Do you suppose someone should tell him that about $800 billion in federal revenue comes from Red States while more than double, $1,800 billion, comes from Blue states?

So who's mooching off of who?

11/12/2012 6:06:18 PM

Seeker Lancer

The porn belts? Whatever I'm okay with that label.

11/12/2012 8:50:37 PM


The Porn Belts have spoken. We are slaves of smut and socialism

As slavery goes, that could be worse...

I do feel sorry for poor old Dumbo, or whatever his name is though. With the liberals AND the communists coming to steal his groceries, life must be terrifying.

11/12/2012 9:40:42 PM

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