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The following people are doing jigs:

Muslims; "one of us is still president, keep that uranium flowing!"
Putin; "now Obama has that flexibility he promised me"
Gays; "now we can enjoy life and live like others"
Liberal women; "it's my body and my choice! Yay!"
Christians; "tomorrow Lord?"

My state, Maryland, is not only overtly pro Obama, they also voted yes to gay marriage by about 80% and they also voted yes to legalized gambling and casinos here. I am shocked at the outcome of this and angry among other things. I think a lot of us here are sad and angry because we know we are seein the end of America the once great country. We will be the ones to watch her crumble and burn, but also the ones to be the Light to those in need and be busy for the Kingdom to come. Lord have mercy on this country and if judgment comes please send an Ark!

Mtown, Rapture Ready 65 Comments [11/12/2012 5:53:01 AM]
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Leighton Buzzard

Yeah, cos enjoying life and living like others is sooooooo wicked.

11/12/2012 6:01:12 AM

Filin De Blanc

" I think a lot of us here are sad and angry because we know that a black man is President"

Fixed.

11/12/2012 6:08:04 AM

Mister Spak

" I think a lot of us here are sad and angry "


11/12/2012 6:10:00 AM

Swede

If 80 percent voted yes, then a lot of you there are happy and content because you are finally seeing an America with Freedom for All, and you have at last a chance to become the great country your Founding Fathers envisioned.

Putin has power of his own to do almost everything he wants. He doesn't need Obama.

11/12/2012 6:15:16 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Yay for Maryland!

I'm extremely proud of my little True Blue state!


BTW, the vote for same-sex marriage in Maryland was actually closer to 52 to 48 percent.

This was the same point spread for the passage of an act creating the 6th casino in the state — it had nothing to do with legalizing casinos for the first time.

Mtown is too dumb to breathe, let alone be allowed anywhere near a voting machine.

11/12/2012 6:18:23 AM

the_ignored

Yeah, I noticed the
Gays; "now we can enjoy life and live like others"

statement as well. I guess we all know what he wants, eh?

11/12/2012 6:35:48 AM

Reynardine

"If folks would do their own fucking, they wouldn't talk a lot of clatfart about other people's."- Oliver Mellors, "Lady Chatterly's Lover".

11/12/2012 6:38:00 AM

Doubting Thomas

Gays; "now we can enjoy life and live like others"
Liberal women; "it's my body and my choice! Yay!"


What's so bad about this? Far better than "You can't marry who you want" and "You can't have an abortion even if you need one to save your life."

My state, Maryland, is not only overtly pro Obama, they also voted yes to gay marriage by about 80%

It wasn't 80% at all, more like around 51% to 48% or so. If only states would vote it in at 80%, then maybe we'd be a lot better off.

I think a lot of us here are sad and angry because we know we are seein the end of America the once great country.

In other words, "Democracy only works when people vote the way I want them to."

11/12/2012 6:38:12 AM

Aspergus

Poor thing....must be hard knowing that your strangle hold on society is loosening.

11/12/2012 7:08:21 AM

ea

Gays; "now we can enjoy life and live like others"

Those bastards!

11/12/2012 7:23:13 AM

the_ignored

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11/12/2012 7:30:24 AM

SpukiKitty

My, those Tears Of Impotent Rage are so sweet, cooling & refreshing....tastes like Amrita from the Devatas! Yummy!

11/12/2012 7:30:56 AM

Sheridan

No
No
Yes
Yes
How about you loons fly off today?

Please keep crying those tears of impotent rage.

I never thought schadenfreude could be this much fun. >:D


11/12/2012 7:42:43 AM

KittyKaboom

I'm proud of my state! Expanding the slots was the right thing to do, not because I actually believe that millions will be funneled into education (this one will have to be proven because it sounds like complete bullshit to me), but because of the thousands of jobs it will create. People are going to be put to work and we all know how important that is.

Also, I'm thrilled that gay marriage was passed - more states should be passing it!

There are far worse things humans can do than love one another. For confirmation of this one essential truth, look to the GOP.

11/12/2012 7:46:02 AM

Dr.Shrinker

So once again everybody is happy except the Christians, who are once again doomed to disappointment.

It looks like the election didn't make a difference at all.

11/12/2012 7:49:02 AM

Mattiedef

Um... Putin wanted ROmney to be elected, dum dum. In fact, it was one of the few countries he enjoyed popular support in!

Iranians actually constitute such a threat that the Arabs have started viewing the Persians as such a large threat that they are more willing to negotiate with America more favorably. Both Persians and Arabs are muslims, but one side fears the other... so I'm pretty sure Muslim are mostly happy with Obama becuase he actually treats them like people instead of people who should go crusade against. It's amusing IN EU3, it's dumb here.

... DOn't you believe in the rapture? Why would you need an Ark if there's a rapture coming? ARe you so dumb as to not understand that?

11/12/2012 7:58:41 AM

Vesus

The same people who salivate for the end of the world are concerned with what is happening to America? Yeah, sorry, I don't give a fuck.

And since when is smoking weed against their religion?

11/12/2012 8:16:55 AM

JSS

Yep. Gay marriage won by popular vote in four states, just like how Prop h8 passed by popular vote in California four years ago. The Question in Maryland even passed by the same margin (52%).

What was that thing people like you said to gays when Prop h8 won? Oh, I just can't seem to remember... Oh yes...

[size=14]You lost! Get over it![/size]

We are a country based on liberty. This includes the individual liberty for others to do things you may not personally approve of so long as they don't violate yours or any others' individual rights. Now please, if gays living like everybody else angers you: move. Iran is lovely this time of year. I'm sure they'd love to listen to your incessant and childish Christian fundamentalist style whining. As for America, well, freedom lovers are sick of hearing it.

11/12/2012 8:26:41 AM

dionysus

Gays; "now we can enjoy life and live like others"

Oh the horror! I know gays being able to exist is horror story for your ilk but it actually makes sense to normal people. And since the only way to get your bullshit passed into law is to convince normal people it shows just how hopeless your cause is when your argument against gay marriage is "OMG, they get to be like everyone else!".

11/12/2012 8:58:41 AM

pete

Whatever happened to "it's God's will"? Riiiight. When GOoPers win it's "God's reward" and when Dems win it's "God's wrath".

BTW. Which is worse: Dems winning elections or the 15 states that have sent pathetic petitions to secede because Dems won?

11/12/2012 9:19:15 AM



Someone needs to re-read Romans 13:1-2.

" Everyone must submit himself to the governing authorities, for there is no authority except that which God has established. The authorities that exist have been established by God. Consequently, he who rebels against the authority is rebelling against what God has instituted, and those who do so will bring judgment on themselves."

11/12/2012 9:41:04 AM

Pat Patterson

Gays; "now we can enjoy life and live like others"

How dreadful!

-.-

11/12/2012 9:55:39 AM



You know, I'm extraordinarily doubtful that many Muslims actually think Obama is one of them.

11/12/2012 10:00:52 AM

Papabear

If you're unhappy with Maryland, I understand Iran is much more conservative. Perhaps you could move there.

Lord have mercy on this country and give Mtown more intelligence and tolerance. If good judgment comes please send a round of applause.



11/12/2012 11:19:56 AM

Ludd

If you don't like the direction the country is going in why don't you whining nitwits who want to live in the Bronze Age move to somewhere that shares your mentality? Afghanistan, for example.

11/12/2012 11:23:31 AM
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