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The following people are doing jigs:

Muslims; "one of us is still president, keep that uranium flowing!"
Putin; "now Obama has that flexibility he promised me"
Gays; "now we can enjoy life and live like others"
Liberal women; "it's my body and my choice! Yay!"
Christians; "tomorrow Lord?"

My state, Maryland, is not only overtly pro Obama, they also voted yes to gay marriage by about 80% and they also voted yes to legalized gambling and casinos here. I am shocked at the outcome of this and angry among other things. I think a lot of us here are sad and angry because we know we are seein the end of America the once great country. We will be the ones to watch her crumble and burn, but also the ones to be the Light to those in need and be busy for the Kingdom to come. Lord have mercy on this country and if judgment comes please send an Ark!

Mtown, Rapture Ready 65 Comments [11/12/2012 5:53:01 AM]
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Submitted By: finnugold
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nazani14

Uranium flowing? The Obama administration has been quite successful in rounding up at-risk radioactive materials.

Here in VA, were's fighting to keep the ban on uranium mining, 'cause a lot of us live 'downstream.'
http://keeptheban.org/

11/12/2012 11:40:50 AM

Noneofyourbusiness

What's this nonsense about uranium?

11/12/2012 11:41:08 AM

Wehpudicabok

"now we can enjoy life and live like others"

OH GOD SO TERRIBLE SPARE ME FROM THIS CATACLYSM

11/12/2012 12:28:09 PM

Sasha

We will be the ones...to be the Light to those in need and be busy for the Kingdom to come.

Think a lot of yourselves, don't you? Perhaps the message of this election hasn't sunk in yet: you're becoming irrelevant. Unless you can learn to relate to those gays and liberal women, you're going to become more and more irrelevant every election cycle because people don't like your attitudes anymore.

11/12/2012 1:03:11 PM

Uhura

I don't get it, if all these terrible things means their little "Rapture" is coming soon, shouldn't they be happy about it?

11/12/2012 1:27:56 PM

VioletBeauregarde

That's it, I'm voting Democratic...too many whiners on the Republican side!

11/12/2012 1:39:22 PM

breakerslion

You don't want to include the rest of the "47 percent?"

11/12/2012 2:24:06 PM

ScrappyB

The nerve of those people, wanting autonomy over their own bodies and the choice to marry the person they love! We should stone them to death in the streets like Jesus commanded!

Why is it you never hear Muslims calling Obama a Muslim? Do you think maybe it's because HE'S NOT A MUSLIM?

And seriously, I don't see why these idiots are making such a big deal about Obama telling Putin he'd have more flexibility after the election. Afterward Obama wouldn't be busy with the campaign, and even if he was voted out he'd still have until January to do anything.

11/12/2012 2:25:38 PM

Old Viking

If you people will be the light, I'll stick with darkness. Maryland kicks ass!

11/12/2012 2:37:41 PM

checkmate

I am shocked at the outcome of this

Why don't you just move to Mississippi?

All you'll have to give up is paved streets, functioning sewers, impartial judges, neighbors with anything above an eighth grade education, etc. But I'm sure you'll like the rest.

11/12/2012 3:36:39 PM

tracer

I WISH more uranium were flowing.

It's like pulling teeth to try and get anybody to build a nuclear power plant these days, instead of one that burns fossilized carbon.

11/12/2012 3:52:10 PM

Hive

So tired of dumbasses who complain that more people are getting rights than just white, straight, christian, males.

11/12/2012 4:13:11 PM

Raised by Horses

Christians; "tomorrow Lord?"

For the religioulous, it's always tomorrow.

11/12/2012 4:21:00 PM

mattiedef

Conservative christians: "another day bible?"
Liberal christians: "thank you for the help with the least of us, Jesus."

11/12/2012 4:30:36 PM

Tatsukun

This just in, a flight from the US to Iran is now called "the Ark".

11/12/2012 4:56:17 PM

Berny

About the only thing in your rant that is accurate are items 3 and 4. Gays have right to live as they choose and women have the right to choose what is right for them.
Neither one of those things as ever been your right to take away.
As for your kingdom come, keep waiting. Jesus said he'd be back within the lifetime of his first followers. You been stood up.

11/12/2012 5:07:56 PM

fmitchell

Why is it you never hear Muslims calling Obama a Muslim? Do you think maybe it's because HE'S NOT A MUSLIM?

It's because a quarter of the world's population have all agreed never to mention it. Obvs!

11/12/2012 6:06:39 PM

rubber chicken

Woes is me, the people we hate didn't vote for us. Ungrateful bastards!
We obviously need to hate them more, that'll work!

11/12/2012 8:40:31 PM

Renon

Except that:
1) He's not a Secret Muslim (t)
2) Putin needs no permission from Obama to do whatever the hell he wants, nor did Obama ever promise him any such thing
3) & 4) You say these as if freedom is bad
and 5) all this says about you is that you cannot deal with the fact that people are different than you and would rather die than coexist.

11/12/2012 8:45:27 PM

Seeker Lancer

I like how only a Raptard would find the gay and liberal women examples upsetting.

11/12/2012 8:50:04 PM

Frostythesnowman

So whose body and choice do you think it actually is, if not the woman herself?

Idiot.

11/12/2012 9:26:51 PM

Joey

Omg, freedom to live life how you want. The end is near!

11/13/2012 12:31:09 AM



why are casinos bad? i thought it's capitalism and therefore good?

11/13/2012 1:34:25 AM

Danarth

I think someone caught a dreadful case of the stupid virus...

11/13/2012 1:45:50 AM

Deep Search

Of course Christians can't do jigs while gay people are actually enjoying life and making steps toward equality. It's so sad and angering when certain groups of people aren't treated like shit, grr...

Christian Values~

11/13/2012 3:18:00 AM
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