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The following people are doing jigs:

Muslims; "one of us is still president, keep that uranium flowing!"
Putin; "now Obama has that flexibility he promised me"
Gays; "now we can enjoy life and live like others"
Liberal women; "it's my body and my choice! Yay!"
Christians; "tomorrow Lord?"

My state, Maryland, is not only overtly pro Obama, they also voted yes to gay marriage by about 80% and they also voted yes to legalized gambling and casinos here. I am shocked at the outcome of this and angry among other things. I think a lot of us here are sad and angry because we know we are seein the end of America the once great country. We will be the ones to watch her crumble and burn, but also the ones to be the Light to those in need and be busy for the Kingdom to come. Lord have mercy on this country and if judgment comes please send an Ark!

Mtown, Rapture Ready 65 Comments [11/12/2012 5:53:01 AM]
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Submitted By: finnugold
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shykid

Gays; "now we can enjoy life and live like others"


11/13/2012 4:01:00 AM

Ebon

We survived Bush, you will survive Obama.

11/13/2012 7:23:24 AM



what was it that conservatives always say whenever they do something that people don't like? oh yeahh...

you dont like it? why dont you leave?

11/13/2012 1:29:06 PM

John

Christians; "tomorrow Lord?"

Since 80% of the country considers itself Christian, it's hard to see how Obama could have won if "Christians" were upset by his win. You sure you don't mean "hate-filled, judgmental holier-than-thou lunatic-fringe Rapture-Ready Christians?"

11/13/2012 1:38:10 PM

Osiris

How screwed up do you have to be to see a group of people celebrating their newly won rights to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness and you feel like something horrible has happened?

11/13/2012 7:02:53 PM

Frynge

Gays; "now we can enjoy life and live like others"

I fail to see the issue with this...I mean... aside from your entire argument in general...

11/13/2012 8:20:59 PM



A more accurate version:

Muslims: "Meh"
Putin: "Meh"
Gays: "Ah, cool"
Liberal women: "Nice"
Christians: "OMG! 'MURRICA HAETS JEBUS! IT IS TEH END OF THE WORDL!"

11/13/2012 9:10:28 PM

LDM

Muslims; "one of us is still president, keep that uranium flowing!"

More like "well that's another four years we don't have to worry about our countries getting bombed"

Putin; "now Obama has that flexibility he promised me"

Ummm, Cold War ended, like, 20 years ago? Remember? People were dancing on that big wall and stuff?

Gays; "now we can enjoy life and live like others"

As they should have been all along

Liberal women; "it's my body and my choice! Yay!"

Just because you think women are nothing more than walking incubators, doesn't mean the rest of us do.

Christians; "tomorrow Lord?"

Yes, "Lord" please get these idiots out of here so the rest of us can get on with it and get this country, and the rest of the world, back on track.

11/14/2012 3:12:23 AM



Fucking liberals don't allow me queer-chasing and beating!

11/14/2012 4:58:40 AM

vaiyt

Gays; "now we can enjoy life and live like others"
Liberal women; "it's my body and my choice! Yay!"


And we can't have that.

11/14/2012 7:14:11 AM

Pioneer

Aw, should I call the waaahmbulance? :D

11/15/2012 12:01:18 AM

Adrian

Gays; "now we can enjoy life and live like others"
Liberal women; "it's my body and my choice! Yay!"


I don't get it. Is that supposed to be Lex-Luthor-stealing-40-cakes terrible in your warped worldview? How comes you threw these two sane lines in the middle of all that strawmaning, demonizing and overdramatic posturing? I'm honestly confused...

11/16/2012 12:24:54 PM

tmarcl

The problem with your outlook is that it's simply wrong. It's not good for society, and it's not even biblical. Jesus spoke of love and tolerance. Paul spoke of equality. James spoke of good works. Jesus spoke of how the rich should give away all their money, and James (I think) criticized people for honoring the rich. You people say you're Christian and follow the bible, but it's quite obvious to an intelligent reading of it that you really aren't and don't.

As for your views being bad for society - bigotry has never been good for society. So long as an individual is not actively seeking to cause or causing harm to others, there is nothing wrong with them being a different religion, ethnicity, gender, or sexual orientation than you. Most Americans have accepted this, and more and more are accepting it each day. It's you folks who cling to your made up religion (made up because it's nothing like what the bible actually says) that are truly the threat to society right now.

11/18/2012 2:38:41 PM



our state was created as a HAVEN AGAINST people like you

11/19/2012 7:48:38 PM

Often Partisan

What's the point in antagonising Putin? I don't agree with his authoritarianism, but in the international arena you have to work with other leaders and countries.

12/23/2013 6:19:37 AM
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