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Express your hatred, shame, and outright disgust with anyone you know who voted Democrat. However, for me, I'm choosing another rather unique path; a personal boycott, if you will. Starting early this morning, I am going to un-friend every single individual on Facebook who voted for Obama, or I even suspect may have Democrat leanings. I will do the same in person. All family and friends, even close family and friends, who I know to be Democrats are hereby dead to me. I vow never to speak to them again for the rest of my life, or have any communications with them. They are in short, the enemies of liberty. They deserve nothing less than hatred and utter contempt

I strongly urge all other libertarians to do the same. Are you married
to someone who voted for Obama, have a girlfriend who voted 'O'.
Divorce them. Break up with them without haste. Vow not to attend
family functions, Thanksgiving dinner or Christmas for example, if there
will be any family members in attendance who are Democrats.

Do you work for someone who voted for Obama? Quit your job. Co-workers
who voted for Obama. Simply don't talk to them in the workplace, unless
your boss instructs you too for work-related only purposes. Have
clients who voted Democrat? Call them up this morning and tell them to
take their business elsewhere's.

Have a neighbor who votes for Obama? You could take a crap on their lawn. Then again, probably not a good idea since it would be technically illegal to do this. But you could have your dog take care of business. Not your fault if he just happens to choose that particular spot.

And start your boycott of your Democrat friends and family today. Like this morning. First thing you can do, very easy, is to un-friend all Democrats from your Facebook account.

Eric Dondero, Libertarian Republican 89 Comments [11/29/2012 4:37:39 AM]
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smartz

"Do you work for someone who voted for Obama? Quit your job."

Please, if you are that petty to care about the POLITICAL views of your boss, do quit your job. Someone who is more desperate and deserving and doesn't give two shits about who voted whom could use it.

Nothing of value was lost, indeed.

11/29/2012 8:05:27 AM

Seeker Lancer

So you're going to take your ball, go home and cry in the corner?

That's less of a unique approach and more of what a five year old would do.

Don't let me stop you though. Do it. It's hilarious. I wish all of you would shut yourself off from society.

11/29/2012 8:09:07 AM

Mattiedef

I can say that I have a Libertarian Boyfriend and he hasn't broken up with me, despite myself being pretty much a god damn Socialist some days. Because we're not stark raving loonies who hinge everything of our lives on one aspect.

I voted dem because Green is less to my liking than Dem.

@Deep Search

Ron Paul isn't really a true blue libertarian either. He has an opposition to personal rights as well, such as gay rights, which isn't within the libertarian scope. Gary Johnson ran the Libertarian ticket this year anyways, and he tends to tout the party line a bit more cleanly.


11/29/2012 8:09:37 AM

dionysus

Forget cutting off your nose to spite your face, you're willing to destroy people's lives just to get back at Obama. If you want to ruin your career and relationships that's your right but expecting others to be as petty and reactionary as you is pure insanity. And then you want to be a complete douchebag and ruin your clients' business and even crap on people's lawns. I thought of all things that libertarians hold sacred, property rights ranks at the very top. So you're not only a shallow, egotistical extremist, you're a hypocrite on top of that.

11/29/2012 8:14:08 AM

Anon-e-moose

@Mattiedef

"@Deep Search

Ron Paul isn't really a true blue libertarian either. He has an opposition to personal rights as well, such as gay rights, which isn't within the libertarian scope."

A 'Libertarian' who's rabidly pro-Life. Hmmmmmmm... nope, not seeing any contradiction there, nosiree! [/hyper-sarcasm]

11/29/2012 8:17:32 AM

Nagol

So because Obama was reelected throw a democratic process you're going to throw a temper tantrum and destroy your relationships with all who voted for him? I'm sure they'd be glad to have someone as immature, unintelligent, judgmental, petty, and spiteful out of their lives as soon as possible. You're doing them a favor.

11/29/2012 8:37:13 AM

Dr.Shrinker

I guess your dream of seceding from the nation didn't work out for you, so you're seceding from those around you who have the audacity to look at the world differently.

Pretty sissy of you Eric

11/29/2012 8:51:32 AM

UHM

And whenever Eric left a place that day, a Hallelujah was sung.

11/29/2012 9:16:49 AM

Akasuna

Your tears of impotent rage are indeed delicious, but I am growing weary of them. May I have some blood next?

But seriously though, letting politics into your personal life is a recipe for disaster. And if you insist on living in a one-sided democracy, then please, just get the fuck out. You won't find it here.

11/29/2012 9:25:05 AM

xyz

> But you could have your dog take care of business. Not your fault if he just happens to choose that particular spot.
Please tell me that you do realize if your dog craps on somebody else's lawn you are legally obligated to clean it up.

11/29/2012 9:33:57 AM

Skyknight

@Beehummingbird et al.: I think the reason they don't see a contradiction is because they define, or at least emphasize, liberty in a different fashion than we tend to. For us, liberty is focused on philosophy, free to comprehend and enact things as we see right. To Dondero & Co., liberty is more about strength, free to be as strong and glorious (ESPECIALLY glorious) as one can be. Think of it as being unable to imagine how one can be happy without enjoying strength and impunity. More about answering to no one.

11/29/2012 9:54:19 AM

pete

They just can't stand the fact that there's a black guy in the White House. I have a simple, three step, process for them.

1. Climb to the top of the nearest tall building or water tower.
2. Scream, "the President's a nigger!" until you pass out and fall off.
3. Make the world a happier place.

11/29/2012 10:44:50 AM

OhJohnNo

This guy's blog and the comments on it are pure, solid gold.

My favourite comment is a simple rebuttal to all the scaremongering/whining going on between this guy and his members:

godotto said...
This is the biggest circle jerk I've ever seen, except for maybe the actual circle jerk I witnessed aboard a New York City subway.

11/29/2012 10:47:35 AM

Matante

Eric, you know when we've been telling you libertarians to just go live in a cave if you don't like civilisation?
We were being sarcastic, you didn't have to literally do it!

11/29/2012 10:51:42 AM

fishtank

Didn't we quote him already?

Anyway, he's one sick bastard.

11/29/2012 11:05:19 AM

nazani14

I love it when they ghettoize themselves. I hope Eric doesn't have a pet, 'cause when he dies, his body may not be discovered for weeks.

11/29/2012 11:05:49 AM

Ludd

By all means quit your jobs. We could use those positions for people who aren't childish, ignorant cunts. Hey look at that! A Libertarian actually found a way to fix the economy!

11/29/2012 11:24:40 AM

dp

and not a single fuck was given that day.

11/29/2012 12:03:58 PM

Mattiedef

I don't think a Libertarian, in good conscious, can be a Republican. They have a fundamental disagreement on personal rights and they are essentially completely at odds. They are also not in agreement on defense spending either. They just... don't lock up.

11/29/2012 12:32:53 PM

Meeeh

The only thing I have to say is that the OP sounds like:


11/29/2012 12:39:47 PM

Filin De Blanc

"I don't think a Libertarian, in good conscious, can be a Republican. They have a fundamental disagreement on personal rights and they are essentially completely at odds. They are also not in agreement on defense spending either. They just... don't lock up."

Someone actually brings up in the comments that there's no reason to consider Romney the more libertarian candidate, and Dondero basically can't explain it himself except by barking about the evils of welfare. Basically the reason Romney is the libertarian choice is that he hates the poor, essentially.

11/29/2012 12:41:46 PM

WWWWolf

I think this is a repost. But:

> Have a neighbor who votes for Obama? You could take a crap on their lawn. Then again, probably not a good idea since it would be technically illegal to do this. But you could have your dog take care of business. Not your fault if he just happens to choose that particular spot.

Bad plan. Dogs are very smart. They may jump to your neighbour's side and just fucking stay there. (Cats are even smarter, and will probably file the paperwork for a political asylum, too, when no one's watching. Those bastards are plotting for our demise, there's sometimes no telling what they're planning.)

11/29/2012 12:48:32 PM

Thinking Allowed

I'm thinking Eric has no friends.

11/29/2012 12:58:09 PM

Pie Man

You'd be doing them a favor to not be their friend. You seem like a nasty, petty person.

11/29/2012 1:48:36 PM

IndieGinge

Okay, this is actually one of the funniest things I've seen here. I'm an infrequent visitor, and I normally come away from here feeling disgust and rage, but I must say that the idea of Eric deciding that unfriending people on Facebook is the very best possible way to protest the side he wanted to win losing - The side that is pushing a few policies that are in direct opposition to his professed libertarianism - is just hilarious. I really hope he does it and isn't just doing some ideological posturing. So long Eric! I hope to see your crazy ass on the internet again, and I hope you never leave that basement you've corrupted with your presence!

11/29/2012 2:44:38 PM
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