We're sorry. The Lord isn't in right now. He's partying with Obama. Please leave a message after the tone. BEEEEEEEEEP.
11/13/2012 4:31:13 AM
So when exactly has Obama used turns of phrase like "misunderestimated", "binders full of women" or "Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"?
11/13/2012 4:32:12 AM
Filin De Blanc
I love how Obama's victory clearly has nothing to do with Romney being an absolutely godawful candidate.
11/13/2012 4:36:44 AM
Where Liberty Dwells, Where Sanity Vanished.
11/13/2012 4:38:11 AM
No, he won because Republicans didn't have the wherewithal to find a *real* candidate to run against him.
11/13/2012 4:38:59 AM
Funny, I am none of those, being a white mid-40s, straight, middle-class, 20 year veteran, US born citizen who voted for Obama.
11/13/2012 5:00:16 AM
Or, as the rest of the world calls them, 'people who didn't want to see a bunch of bible-obsessed, homophobic, misogynist, self serving, dim-witted lunatics, dragging America into the 14th century'.
11/13/2012 5:27:04 AM
Obama won with American votes. Which leaves you lot out.
11/13/2012 6:01:47 AM
Rob aka Mediancat
Sorry, try again. 40+ white male, employed full-time by a non-government agency.
11/13/2012 6:32:44 AM
Oh goody, another racist, or should I say typical Republican?
Black vote 96%
Youth vote 60%
Please cry some more.
P.S. Illegals can't vote, so fail.
11/13/2012 6:32:56 AM
These people are simply not able to understand that there could be white, mature Americans that did vote for Obama, are they?
Even Bill O’Reilly said as much.
11/13/2012 6:42:36 AM
White female over 30, no desire to have any non-sentient goo sucked out of me at the present time. Voted for Obama. So, nope.
11/13/2012 6:44:23 AM
Hmmm is there a reason you have three 'K's rather than the correct spelling in your username?
11/13/2012 6:44:23 AM
"Lord help us!!!!"
- So your Lord would have been happier with a Mormon and a devotee of a radical atheistic materialist? How's that work?
11/13/2012 6:45:06 AM
These butthurt idiots just can't get over the fact that a majority of people in the country (including white, hardworking American citizens) didn't like their guy Romney, can they? During the election coverage it was mentioned that the exit polls in Nevada showed that a majority of voters there thought that Romney's economic plan would favor the rich. Maybe that has a lot to do with why he lost.
idiots under 30
Yeah, this really scares you, doesn't it? The youth of America are turning more and more liberal, so your ultra-conservative teabagger beliefs are fading, especially once those old teabaggers start dying off. Soon there won't be enough of you to vote against gay marriage and it will become a reality across the nation.
I'm 41 and I'm glad to see the younger generations with more liberal beliefs. Gives me hope for the future.
11/13/2012 6:57:16 AM
Jezebel's Evil Sister
White and over 50. So, there!
11/13/2012 7:01:26 AM
So, four more years of complete derangement?
11/13/2012 7:19:56 AM
My 2 cents as a non-American:
OK, so you had two candidates.
The first one is member of a mainstream Christian denomination, comes from a moderately middle class background, has had quite a good college and career record, has a happy marriage and the statistically normal two children and one dog. He is the current president and even though he did not achieve everything he promised in his first term, things could have been much worse. He did a decent campaign without any major flunks. He promised to spread the tax burden more fairly to the richer parts of your society. He is also quite charismatic and a good orator and he handled the aftermath of hurricane Sandy that well that even Republicans were praising him for it.
The other one is member of a religion that many regard as a cult, comes from a rich family, has worked in the private sector, where he outsourced American jobs and terminated American companies. Owns high-bred horses and a car elevator in one of his houses. Strapped a dog onto the roof of his car once. At the end of his time as governor of Massachusetts his approval rate was at the bottom. His campaign was a mess of flip-flopping around and promising stuff without saying how he wants to finance these promises. He was caught on video insulting almost half of the voters. Immediately before Sandy hit he was going on record saying he would close FEMA, only to flip-flop again after the people saw why FEMA is needed.
The really question is why Obama did not receive more votes…
11/13/2012 7:44:49 AM
I don't fit any of those descriptions. I'm an idiot above the age of 30. :D
11/13/2012 7:52:29 AM
Obama won with government plantation slaves
Not even going to try to disguise your racism?
Illegal aliens can't vote and there's no evidence that they vote in high enough numbers to influence elections. Mainly because committing a crime is the stupidest thing you could possibly do as an illegal alien. You'll get deported so fast your head will spin.
females wanting to kill their unborn
Very, VERY few women WANT to kill their unborn. Most have to do it for financial reasons (can't raise a child). Given that conservatives want to deny the woman and child any help whatsoever AND they want to deny comprehensive sex education and contraceptives to prevent unwanted pregnancies in the first place you don't leave her many options.
and idiots under 30.
Those "idiots" are the future of the country. Like it or not the future belongs to them, not you. And why 30? What, is there some secret brain upgrade you get on your 30th birthday? Some people are stupid all of their lives. Some are smart all of their lives. You don't magically become smarter just because the Sun rose a certain number of times in your life.
11/13/2012 7:55:44 AM
There are no issues other than cultural marxism. None.
11/13/2012 7:59:33 AM
Rabbit of Caerbannog
At least she has the requisite number of K's in her name...
11/13/2012 8:30:17 AM
I sorta doubt that illegals voted.
11/13/2012 8:49:43 AM
Let's see here...
Slavery is outlawed, illegal aliens by law can't vote, abortion is legal, and not everyone under 30 is idiots.
11/13/2012 8:50:36 AM
Ought to remove the word "Fire" from your name.
11/13/2012 9:22:48 AM