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Obama won with government plantation slaves, illegal aliens, females wanting to kill their unborn, and idiots under 30. Lord help us!!!!

Firekrakka, Where Liberty Dwells 47 Comments [11/13/2012 4:09:50 AM]
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Hotspur

Here--let me check---56 years old, white, Southern(originally), 29+ years in the USAF, combined income of over $200,000, 4 productive kids in the workforce. Voted for Obama twice (no not in the same election).

Nope---wrong again.

11/13/2012 10:02:52 AM

Anon-e-moose

"Obama won"

...because after the very last, certainly best, of what the right-wing was represented by - Dumbya - was kicked out in 2008, the GOP were reduced to dredging the fetid sewage pool for the last few dead bottom-feeders, and the only one that looked the least gangrenous & pustulent, that could be at least zombiefied was Mitt the Shit.

So no wonder then, that one of your own - Pat Buchanan - stated post-election that the GOP is effectively dead.

Romans 13:1-5, bitches. So indeed, Where is your God now?! >:D

11/13/2012 10:05:10 AM

Pilotess

I actually have good news for fundies no matter how you look at it:

Fundies prayed to god for the right candidate to win and god made it happen!
Or, Obama is the anti christ and his victory just confirms that the rapture comes soon!

I cannot find anything bad for fundies in either scenario!

11/13/2012 10:29:07 AM

Meeeh

Another whiny crybaby.

Too bad it's almost winter and their tears have no impact on the drought!

11/13/2012 10:42:01 AM

SpukiKitty

More, my dud! More tears! They're sweet and refreshing! Like a fruity sparkling wine!

11/13/2012 10:53:30 AM

Gawd

This shit doesn't even make sense.

11/13/2012 11:55:30 AM

Justanotheratheist

How do illegal aliens get to vote, exactly? Ditto for slaves (if they still existed).

You are a fine one to be calling others idiots.

P.S. Sour grapes never tasted to sweet to me as when Republican supporters get thumped (again) on election day.

11/13/2012 11:58:12 AM

Papabear

Uh, back when there were plantation slaves, they weren't allowed to vote. Come join us in the 21st century.

P.S. GWB was elected by plantation owners, robber-barons, Stepford wives and idiots over 30.

11/13/2012 12:04:36 PM

mellenORL

My late, 83 year old, white, college graduate, Southern mother voted for Obama in 2008, and told me she was so glad she lived long enough to see him win. She fell in love with Obama when he gave a speech at the 2004 DNC. She was a republican for the first half of her adult life, too. She was also a life-long Christian, of the old fashioned non-fanatic sort.
I'm a white, middle aged, Southern, college educated woman, too, though not religious. Obama won because he is calm, intelligent, humane and strong. So simple to understand. The whole flippin' world gets it....but not you, Firekrakka

11/13/2012 12:13:13 PM

Indicible

"Lord help us!!!!"

Cry me a river. Your imaginary is just as powerful as any imaginary friend.
Suck it up and HTFU.

11/13/2012 12:27:42 PM

The Crimson Ghost

Whine some more!! It's hilarious!

Whitest of the white, legal citizen, no abortions here & over 30 (barely) & voted blue. And I'd do it again too.

Better luck next time.

11/13/2012 1:29:04 PM

Old Viking

Let's see, four years ago you folks offered as candidates a corpse and a moron. This year you give us a snake oil salesman who is incapable of telling -- or even recognizing -- the truth, and an SS lieutenant. And on both occasions you have adopted hatred and suppression as parts of your party platform. And you honestly don't know how you lost?

11/13/2012 2:15:51 PM

UHM

He didn't get the idiots over 30 - they're all Republicans.

11/13/2012 4:04:59 PM

Deep Search

Possibly he won because he doesn't disparage the groups of people you're talking about. And possibly because enough Americans aren't so stupid and prejudice.

I mean, really...? Government plantation slaves?

11/13/2012 4:43:21 PM

Osiris

The results of this election will be the will of the Almighty God, unless I don't like them.

11/13/2012 7:08:44 PM



Since when did illegal aliens have the right to vote?

11/13/2012 8:55:00 PM

vaiyt

Everyone who is not like me is bad!

11/14/2012 6:46:24 AM

Akasuna

Your tears are indeed sweet, though I fear I do not have a glass large enough to contain them all.
Another good reason why conservatives should come with a tap.

11/14/2012 9:56:25 AM



Your God isn't listening. That, or he likes Obama.

11/15/2012 4:33:52 AM

SpukiKitty

God likes Obama, definitely.


11/15/2012 7:06:44 AM

Seeker Lancer

Sorry, there's no lord listening.

11/15/2012 9:21:19 PM

tmarcl

Even with the election being as close as it was, the fact that your party's platform lost two elections in a row ought to tell you something about your party's platform.

11/18/2012 2:00:18 PM
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