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#1469015
Bryan65
I guess Obama lost the has-been demographic.
11/13/2012 4:24:21 AM
#1469027
LeProon
It's been almost a goddamn week, I'm having a lot of difficulty finding bottles for all these tears.
Man up, grow a beard, and move on.
11/13/2012 4:35:53 AM
#1469032
Filin De Blanc
"The Democrat Party voted God out"
Again, according to your religion Romney is a Satanic heretic. But I guess it's okay to vote for Satanists as long as they have an R after their name.
11/13/2012 4:40:30 AM
#1469044
Titania
Do all fundies read from the same bullet points? They're barfing Romans 1 all over the place and I doubt most of them have ever read it.
I still contend that Victoria Jackson is a life support system for a vagania that has out lived its usefulness.
11/13/2012 5:04:09 AM
#1469049
Why did it not die four years ago? The same thing happened now, than then; the majority of the American public decided that it wanted the Christian man rather than the cultist satanist.
Or rather, that they wanted the man who had already started the job of bringing America back from the deep recession he found the country in, rather than the man who wouldn't say what he intended to do with the economy, except than most people are parasites.
11/13/2012 5:11:05 AM
#1469052
Raised by Horses"I can’t stop crying."
The GOP
What they think they are:
What they really are:
11/13/2012 5:14:16 AM
#1469063
Frostythesnowman
Is God losing his edge a little? Back in the day, he'd destroy your city and turn your wife into a pillar of salt. Now he can just be voted out. Assuming he's real of course...
11/13/2012 5:32:35 AM
#1469073
Reynardine
They elected the black guy President again.
11/13/2012 5:59:06 AM
#1469074
God created the universe and Jesus defeated death itself but I'm being told they were just buttfucked out of existence by voters? We should try this on overly emotional wankers next.
11/13/2012 5:59:44 AM
#1469075
Reynardine
They elected the black guy President again.
11/13/2012 6:00:44 AM
#1469076
Mister Spak
Fundies must be getting used to a nigger president. Four years ago they were in incoherent hysteria. Now their hysteria is grammatically correct words.
11/13/2012 6:00:54 AM
#1469079
Sheridan
Romans 1. eh.
Read Romans 13:1-7 and weep.
@Frostythesnowman
Obama apparently has the same affect on God as iron chariots do.
11/13/2012 6:02:53 AM
#1469095
Rob aka Mediancat
I didn't see God anywhere on the ballot.
11/13/2012 6:31:03 AM
#1469096
Funny how we all used to think that bimbo routine she did on SNL was just an act.
But she did manage to make herself look like a harmless bimbo back then, rather than a mean, dishonest, bitchy one, so I guess that WAS some good acting.
11/13/2012 6:32:00 AM
#1469100
Leliel
"In the Good vs Evil battle…today…Evil won."
Okay, now I'm imagining Obama as Emperor Zerg.
It's a pretty hilarious sight.
"No matter where you do, you will hear my voice, mocking you by making a speech not authorized..."
11/13/2012 6:37:48 AM
#1469101
We voted God out?
Since we kept the status quo and didn't vote Obama out, you'd better rethink your stupid hyperbole.
11/13/2012 6:39:24 AM
#1469102
Dr.Shrinker
Yeah, imagine an election reflecting the will of the people! That's just not the American way!
11/13/2012 6:42:09 AM
#1469104
Doubting Thomas
Here's a clue, Victoria: Your version of America never existed. Your 1950's-style conservative utopia where all women stayed home to cook & clean for their man/family, there were no gays, there were no abortions, everybody believed in God and went to church on Sunday, nobody ever had premarital sex, nobody ever got pregnant out of wedlock, there were no blacks (visible at least), and everyone voted Republican never existed in the first place, so stop pining for something which is never going to happen. Your version of ultra-conservative theocratical America is just a right-wing pipe dream that is already DOA. I know conservatives love to surround themselves with people who talk about "let's take back America" but you have to contend with the throngs of liberal and moderate voters who like the direction the country is headed.
11/13/2012 6:42:44 AM
#1469108
mellenORL
I sighed when I found out Victoria went all fundiebagger. She Was a talented comedic actress on SNL. But she still has some funny left in her, even though it's broken: she fell for that Duffle Blog army ballot BS, and riled all her followers up about it(laff-sigh-laff-sigh).
11/13/2012 6:47:03 AM
#1469124
Ebon
Oh, shut up, you whiny cry-baby.
11/13/2012 7:18:52 AM
#1469151
dionysus
Doesn't agree with me = evil. That's how fundies see the world. It's sad that your beliefs are so frail that you have to make every opposing point of view evil in order to maintain its grip.
11/13/2012 7:44:55 AM
#1469169
Horsefeathers
"She also told her followers: [...]"
The real ones, or the ones in her head?
"The Democrat Party voted God out and replaced Him with Romans 1."
Read a few more chapters into Romans and you'll notice that your god is the one who put Obama in office and that you, as a good (but very, very delusional) Christian are supposed to shut the fuck up and live with it.
"In the Good vs Evil battle…today…Evil won."
But ... Romney lost.
11/13/2012 8:07:01 AM
#1469204
farpadokly
You can't vote God out, since God was not on the ballot. If you want to go and live in a Christian theocracy, do it.
11/13/2012 9:34:33 AM
#1469228
Rabbit of Caerbannog
11/13/2012 10:17:39 AM
#1469253
SpukiKitty
I just wanna know, and I've asked this before....what did Weird Al Yankovic, who's anything but a tea-brain, ever see in her as a best pal or girlfriend?
Also, I think good won, Vicky, with a few exceptions, Jesus was pretty darn Liberal. Maybe your ilk should read those red-letters, sometime...and act on them!
11/13/2012 10:55:13 AM
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