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[Tweeted after the announcement that Obama had been reelected:]

Jackson tweeted on Tuesday night: "I can’t stop crying. America died."

It was just the beginning of the vocal Tea Party supporter’s commentary. She also told her followers: "The Democrat Party voted God out and replaced Him with Romans 1. In the Good vs Evil battle…today…Evil won."

Victoria Jackson, Radar Online 53 Comments [11/13/2012 4:10:06 AM]
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Bryan65

I guess Obama lost the has-been demographic.

11/13/2012 4:24:21 AM

LeProon

It's been almost a goddamn week, I'm having a lot of difficulty finding bottles for all these tears.

Man up, grow a beard, and move on.

11/13/2012 4:35:53 AM

Filin De Blanc

"The Democrat Party voted God out"

Again, according to your religion Romney is a Satanic heretic. But I guess it's okay to vote for Satanists as long as they have an R after their name.

11/13/2012 4:40:30 AM

Titania

Do all fundies read from the same bullet points? They're barfing Romans 1 all over the place and I doubt most of them have ever read it.

I still contend that Victoria Jackson is a life support system for a vagania that has out lived its usefulness.

11/13/2012 5:04:09 AM



Why did it not die four years ago? The same thing happened now, than then; the majority of the American public decided that it wanted the Christian man rather than the cultist satanist.

Or rather, that they wanted the man who had already started the job of bringing America back from the deep recession he found the country in, rather than the man who wouldn't say what he intended to do with the economy, except than most people are parasites.

11/13/2012 5:11:05 AM

Raised by Horses

"I can’t stop crying."

[size=25]The GOP[/size]

What they think they are:



What they really are:


11/13/2012 5:14:16 AM

Frostythesnowman

Is God losing his edge a little? Back in the day, he'd destroy your city and turn your wife into a pillar of salt. Now he can just be voted out. Assuming he's real of course...

11/13/2012 5:32:35 AM

Reynardine

They elected the black guy President again.

11/13/2012 5:59:06 AM



God created the universe and Jesus defeated death itself but I'm being told they were just buttfucked out of existence by voters? We should try this on overly emotional wankers next.

11/13/2012 5:59:44 AM

Reynardine

They elected the black guy President again.

11/13/2012 6:00:44 AM

Mister Spak

Fundies must be getting used to a nigger president. Four years ago they were in incoherent hysteria. Now their hysteria is grammatically correct words.

11/13/2012 6:00:54 AM

Sheridan

Romans 1. eh.

Read Romans 13:1-7 and weep.

@Frostythesnowman

Obama apparently has the same affect on God as iron chariots do.

11/13/2012 6:02:53 AM

Rob aka Mediancat

I didn't see God anywhere on the ballot.

11/13/2012 6:31:03 AM



Funny how we all used to think that bimbo routine she did on SNL was just an act.

But she did manage to make herself look like a harmless bimbo back then, rather than a mean, dishonest, bitchy one, so I guess that WAS some good acting.

11/13/2012 6:32:00 AM

Leliel

"In the Good vs Evil battle…today…Evil won."

Okay, now I'm imagining Obama as Emperor Zerg.

It's a pretty hilarious sight.

"No matter where you do, you will hear my voice, mocking you by making a speech not authorized..."

11/13/2012 6:37:48 AM



We voted God out?

Since we kept the status quo and didn't vote Obama out, you'd better rethink your stupid hyperbole.


11/13/2012 6:39:24 AM

Dr.Shrinker

Yeah, imagine an election reflecting the will of the people! That's just not the American way!

11/13/2012 6:42:09 AM

Doubting Thomas

Here's a clue, Victoria: Your version of America never existed. Your 1950's-style conservative utopia where all women stayed home to cook & clean for their man/family, there were no gays, there were no abortions, everybody believed in God and went to church on Sunday, nobody ever had premarital sex, nobody ever got pregnant out of wedlock, there were no blacks (visible at least), and everyone voted Republican never existed in the first place, so stop pining for something which is never going to happen. Your version of ultra-conservative theocratical America is just a right-wing pipe dream that is already DOA. I know conservatives love to surround themselves with people who talk about "let's take back America" but you have to contend with the throngs of liberal and moderate voters who like the direction the country is headed.

11/13/2012 6:42:44 AM

mellenORL

I sighed when I found out Victoria went all fundiebagger. She Was a talented comedic actress on SNL. But she still has some funny left in her, even though it's broken: she fell for that Duffle Blog army ballot BS, and riled all her followers up about it(laff-sigh-laff-sigh).

11/13/2012 6:47:03 AM

Ebon

Oh, shut up, you whiny cry-baby.

11/13/2012 7:18:52 AM

dionysus

Doesn't agree with me = evil. That's how fundies see the world. It's sad that your beliefs are so frail that you have to make every opposing point of view evil in order to maintain its grip.

11/13/2012 7:44:55 AM

Horsefeathers

"She also told her followers: [...]"

The real ones, or the ones in her head?

"The Democrat Party voted God out and replaced Him with Romans 1."

Read a few more chapters into Romans and you'll notice that your god is the one who put Obama in office and that you, as a good (but very, very delusional) Christian are supposed to shut the fuck up and live with it.

"In the Good vs Evil battle…today…Evil won."

But ... Romney lost.

11/13/2012 8:07:01 AM

farpadokly

You can't vote God out, since God was not on the ballot. If you want to go and live in a Christian theocracy, do it.

11/13/2012 9:34:33 AM

Rabbit of Caerbannog


11/13/2012 10:17:39 AM

SpukiKitty

I just wanna know, and I've asked this before....what did Weird Al Yankovic, who's anything but a tea-brain, ever see in her as a best pal or girlfriend?

Also, I think good won, Vicky, with a few exceptions, Jesus was pretty darn Liberal. Maybe your ilk should read those red-letters, sometime...and act on them!

11/13/2012 10:55:13 AM
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