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[Tweeted after the announcement that Obama had been reelected:]

Jackson tweeted on Tuesday night: "I can’t stop crying. America died."

It was just the beginning of the vocal Tea Party supporter’s commentary. She also told her followers: "The Democrat Party voted God out and replaced Him with Romans 1. In the Good vs Evil battle…today…Evil won."

Victoria Jackson, Radar Online 53 Comments [11/13/2012 4:10:06 AM]
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Gawd

Good lord! These people need to get over themselves in the worst way.

11/13/2012 11:51:46 AM

Justanotheratheist

Oh shut the fuck up. America did not die, you stupid bitch. It didn't die in 2008 (despite the worst efforts of Bush Jnr), and it did not die now.

11/13/2012 11:53:17 AM

Papabear

God ordained a Democratic surge yet the Democratic surge is equal to voting God out? So, you're saying God caused evil to be elected?

11/13/2012 12:01:47 PM

shykid

"I can’t stop crying."

Vicky needs some meds.

11/13/2012 1:30:12 PM

Old Viking

Evil! Evil!
Is our cry.
V-I-C-T-O-R-Y.
G-o-o-o-o- Evil!
Rah, Team, Rah!

11/13/2012 2:04:05 PM

breakerslion

"Okay...that was a little strange. When you were in that coma, did you feel your brain being damaged?" - Hank Azaria as Dr. Nick Riviera, The Simpsons

Apologies to Hank Azaria for even obliquely associating his name with Victoria Jackson's

11/13/2012 2:34:05 PM

Denizen

"Voted God out"

I know this may be hard to believe, but Romney is not God.

11/13/2012 2:39:35 PM

Miles

Typical tea-bagged... Nothin' but a whiny, pouty little bitch.

11/13/2012 3:01:09 PM

freako104

Victoria don't quit your day job. Also read Isaiah. God created evil. Oops. And Romans as well.

11/13/2012 3:24:06 PM

VioletBeauregarde

@ LeProon: Hey sexist...women can be tough too!
Mr. Macho, try carrying a child inside of you for nine months and then you'll change your mind about all women being wimps!
Grow some boobs and woman up!
@ OP: Grow up...not all Dems are evil, just like not all Reps are good!

11/13/2012 3:35:05 PM

Wife Beater

That's right, bitch...evil won. Now be a good christian cunt and get your ass back in the kitchen and fix me a turkey pot pie while I watch the game. Get me a beer while you're in there and maybe I'll let you press my shirts.

11/13/2012 4:42:02 PM

Raised by Horses

Looks like our resident troll is trying on a new character.

11/13/2012 4:50:53 PM

Berny

This woman has always grated on my nerves, even when she was back with SNL. What an utter moron.

11/13/2012 5:33:06 PM

Lady Evil

<slurp, slurp> Oh, your tears are so sweet!

11/13/2012 5:44:40 PM

Osiris

Pre-election fundies: Romney and the Republicans are going to win because it's the will of God.

Post-election fundies: No! Satan won and God will punish us!

Apparently Satan is so powerful not only can he alter God's plan for everyone, but God can't even touch him, so he has to turn his anger on innocent people. Clearly Satan is the more powerful and beneficent choice. Hail Satan!

11/13/2012 7:05:39 PM



YOUR TEARS ARE DELICIOUS!!!

11/13/2012 9:37:35 PM

J. James

I was honestly expecting more amusing venom and apoplectic aneurysms, and less angst and drama from this.

Oh well. There is still time....

11/13/2012 9:59:09 PM

Iczer-four


11/13/2012 11:53:34 PM

vaiyt

Shorter Victoria Jackson:

11/14/2012 6:49:20 AM

SpukiKitty

Mr. Yankovic, what did you see in her?!

And she was so cute & likeable in UHF, too....

That said, she was always a wingnut (she drove her 'SNL' cast members crazy!), it just seems that she cranked it up to 11, these days.

11/15/2012 7:04:36 AM

Anon-e-moose

[Tweeted after the announcement that Obama had been reelected:]

"Jackson tweeted on Tuesday night: "I can’t stop crying. America died."



20% better, to be exact. /)^3^(\

"It was just the beginning of the vocal Tea Party supporter’s commentary. She also told her followers: "The Democrat Party voted God out and replaced Him with Romans 1. In the Good vs Evil battle…today…Evil won."



@Iczer-four

Use of Derpy Hooves. Your argument is valid.

As all Bronies & Pegasisters know, Derpy is adorablest pony. And if anyone disagrees, don't force me to annihilate your argument - and your stony hearts - by making me get out my Derpy in Socks pics! <3 X3

11/15/2012 7:54:11 AM

Martha Jones

Please, continue crying. Your tears are sweet, sweet nourishment.

11/16/2012 12:16:58 AM

tmarcl

@Titania

Do all fundies read from the same bullet points?

Pretty much, yeah. Some fundie leader comes up with an idea, and the pastors regurgitate it. Their flocks eat it up because it confirms their views, and keeps them from having to think too much.

They're barfing Romans 1 all over the place and I doubt most of them have ever read it.

Actually, it's likely they have read it. It's more that they've been told how to interpret it, but not tried to interpret it (or any part of the bible) for themselves.

11/18/2012 1:51:20 PM

Sasha

In the Good vs Evil battle…today…Evil won.


So that means that Evil is stronger than Good, right? We better start worshipping Evil then, rather than your wimpy loser God! Hail Satan!

11/18/2012 9:42:41 PM

Quantum Mechanic

There is no god you stupid cunt.

4/22/2013 10:20:34 PM
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