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Quote# 90675

[on the election results]

The event we have just witnessed was far more than a general election – it was a referendum on the soul of America. We grieve today like we have lost a friend or a close relative. Millions of Americans looked evil in the eye and adopted it. Some Christian observers called the Democratic Party platform for 2012 a 'Romans 1 Platform,' and they were right. Abortion, same-sex marriage, and immorality carried the day. The great values on which America was founded were set aside because of selfishness unbalanced by biblical truth and commitment to Jesus Christ. Race and ethnicity overrode values. The America we love is sick and needs renewal and healing. The world hated Jesus, and it is no surprise the world hates the followers of Christ.

Mat Staver, Joe. My. God. 61 Comments [11/13/2012 4:10:18 AM]
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farpadokly

Christ, this stuff gets repetitive. It's like there's some fundie generator somewhere that just automatically churns it out.

11/13/2012 9:32:26 AM

Anon-e-moose

"Some Christian observers called the Democratic Party platform for 2012 a 'Romans 1 Platform,' and they were right."

And now read futher. To Romans 13:1-5. Your 'God' has chosen who is to rule over you, therefore you must now worship Obama as if he 'twere Lord God Almighty; his every word Holy Writ, just as you lot didn't have any problem doing the same with your previous God Emperors Dumbya & Raygun.

You'd have considered anyone not exactly like you - Democrats, Liberals - unAmerican traitors for so much as thinking otherwise in the '80s & 00s, would you not? Glove's on the other foot now, bitches. You are the Godless, traitorous unAmerican subhumans if you don't start worshipping Obama (and all other Democrat presidents for the foreseeable future). Because as far as you lot are concerned, he is Lord God Almighty.

11/13/2012 9:55:45 AM

navelgazer

Don't let History's door hit you in the ass on your way out!

11/13/2012 10:18:45 AM

historian

Oh for fuck's sake. Politics in this republic is not a battle of good and evil. Get over it.

11/13/2012 10:33:28 AM

John

Abortion, same-sex marriage, and immorality carried the day.

No. Abortion, same-sex marriage, and "immorality" are personal choices made by individuals. The government doesn't encourage or mandate people to do these things ... they choose to do these things themselves of their own free will.

What carried the day was keeping the government's nose out of it. God Himself - who could certainly stop these things if He chose to (and actually existed) - has apparently kept His nose out of it. Why, then, should the government interfere?

11/13/2012 10:46:38 AM

SpukiKitty

No, the world doesn't hate Jesus, they hate his deranged followers. Ghandi was right about you.

11/13/2012 10:59:52 AM

JSS

"Some Christian observers called the Democratic Party platform for 2012 a 'Romans 1 Platform,' ... same-sex marriage ... selfishness unbalanced by biblical truth and commitment to Jesus Christ."

Oh Matty! Please cry. You and the rest of the social conservatives irked by these victories for gays and for liberty in general. Your tears are merely water, and we all are pretty darn thirsty...

11/13/2012 11:12:25 AM

JGC

Biblical truth? Congratulations! You've just discovered a brand new oxymoron.

11/13/2012 11:40:32 AM

Justanotheratheist

No, I think values are exactly what won on the day. Real values, not your hopelessly outdated biblical shit.

11/13/2012 11:49:09 AM

Papabear

"The event we have just witnessed was far more than a general election – it was a referendum on the soul of America. We grieve today like we have lost a friend or a close relative."

Damn, don't you just hate a God who would ordain so many Democrats, and a black president too. What's up with that?

"Millions of Americans looked evil in the eye and adopted it."

But, Mat, the hand of God MADE us look.

"Abortion, same-sex marriage, and immorality carried the day."

Damn those immoral, gay abortionists, but... I mean if that's what God wants.

"The world hated Jesus, and it is no surprise the world hates the followers of Christ."

Oh, come on, Mat, I don't hate Jesus. I might not believe he existed, I certainly don't believe he was a messiah, but I don't hate him. And, of his followers, I only hate the wing-nut, a**hat ones... like you.

11/13/2012 11:56:32 AM

Indicible

"The world hated Jesus, and it is no surprise the world hates the followers of Christ."

And yet, you guys can still continue to whine and cry and be obnoxious.
Looks like that hate is well contained.
HTFU.

11/13/2012 12:26:18 PM

freako104

The great values you and your ilk bitch about when non Christians practice their religions or lack thereof. Not to mention you fail Romans as god put Obama there according to that chapter.

11/13/2012 12:36:44 PM

John

The world hated Jesus, and it is no surprise the world hates the followers of Christ.

Don't flatter yourself. As Ghandi is said to have once said, "I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ".

11/13/2012 1:22:01 PM

shykid

"Race and ethnicity overrode values."

...so that's why all those people voted for mittens even though he said they could go fuck themselves for not being born into wealth and privilege like him.

11/13/2012 1:25:39 PM

Old Viking

Geez, Mat, we don't hate you guys. We just find you extraordinarily dumb and annoying.

11/13/2012 1:57:15 PM

head shaker

Actually we looked evil in the eye and voted for the other guys.

11/13/2012 2:54:06 PM

VioletBeauregarde

A spine...grow one! Freaking crybaby *shakes head*!

11/13/2012 3:49:55 PM

UHM

You ran spineless money-grabbing rich mormon morobot (moron+robot) for President during a recession, what did you think would happen?

Oh right, he was the least disgusting candidate you had.

11/13/2012 4:12:29 PM

The Debbil

You're damned right we won! After the failure of corrupting the youth via Twisted Sister in the 1980s, we had to switch tactics completely!

Now that we have you in our clutches, we will force you into a life of Atheist-Sodomy(TM) and force your males to have abortions. After that, we'll make you a Muslim and force you to speak Spanish. And then I'm going to personally take your *@!?#n' job.

11/13/2012 4:36:51 PM

Berny

What are you whining about? It's not like Romney was a True Christian(TM).

11/13/2012 5:30:40 PM

Mad_Jester

@JSS

If they're merely water, then why are they just... so... SWEET?

11/13/2012 5:52:39 PM

fireweaver

#1469202 from @farpadokly:

Ever heard of "a million monkeys on a million typewriters"? That's what we have in fundy-land. Don't need any kind of generator.

11/13/2012 6:07:04 PM

OffalCompany

jeez, easy on the histrionics.

11/13/2012 6:11:59 PM

Hoplite

So when do we feed the Christians to the Lions?

11/13/2012 7:01:08 PM



No, the world doesn't hate Jesus, they hate his moronic fanboys.

11/13/2012 8:52:43 PM
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