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My last question just went to show that people like atheists who are people who just believe what they believe and calling it fictitious just goes to show that the dudes are just hoping God does not exist. That story did happen there are over 200 witness and non-believers who laughed at him when he explained what had happened.

Needless to say the fellows grades suddenly doubles from average to to scores of 90s yet before he was unable to pass or his highest was around 60%.

But that aside. The thing is that demons which resemble some of the dolls and characters in horror movies exist in a dimension that is superimposed on our dimension. What ever controls cells and your body though superimposed in your body is in another dimension interfaced into this one by a silver thread. Your physical head is connected to your soul head by a silver thread. People who do astral projection will testify to that and yet they practice yoga which most Christians do not.

The second dimension does not have time but your soul is in this dimension and your soul sees into this dimension and interacts with matter through the body and through the body interacts with the other through the soul. That is why you may wish to eat but you command your body.

Why are we unable to create living artificial cells? Its because the soul cannot enter this dimension there is a barrier. You cannot connect the material to the immaterial, humans have no way of doing this. That is the big barrier that you have to summount so we are able to create artificial cells but not artificial living cells from scratch because only code can connect the interface,

As for the dude who had the experience, his own mum thought he was nuts till the ugly blisters and the horrible fungal like infection left suddenly after the deliverance. She was not a believer but she affirmed indeed that the boy had those things even though the dad a doctor tried to trreat it he failed but soon after the incident he was healed. Now the healing is proof. All who said that its fictitious now I really know ye are false, you believe whatever lie you like God is real but ye are as fake as those photocopies of dollars

Luke, Yahoo! Answers 36 Comments [11/14/2012 4:10:54 AM]
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Sheridan

What I got out of this is:

Atheists hope God doesn't exist, but really know he does, and divine healing really occurs. Pretty standard fundie fare.

He took the Chucky/Child's Play movies waaaaaayyyy too seriously.







And as far as the rest of this word salad is concerned... it is just that, a word salad.

11/14/2012 4:02:39 PM

Steven Mading

<b>"The second dimension does not have time but your soul is in this dimension and your soul sees into this dimension and interacts with matter through the body and through the body interacts with the other through the soul."</b>
Uhh. Remind me again which dimension is the second one. Was it width or height?

11/14/2012 6:35:24 PM

VioletBeauregarde

Waiter...may I have some croutons and Ranch dressing with that word salad? Thank you

11/14/2012 7:37:21 PM

Rick James' Ghost

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

11/14/2012 8:20:57 PM

Ebon

Word salad with bullshit dressing, coming up.

11/15/2012 9:04:05 AM

Sasha

I'll side with Mum. The kid's nuts. So's Luke.

Needless to say the fellows grades suddenly doubles from average to to scores of 90s yet before he was unable to pass or his highest was around 60%. An average grade is a C, which is the 70-79 range. This guy was getting 45, which is a big fat F. Either Luke can't do arithmetic or he can't tell the truth.

And using "ye" instead of "you" isn't impressive, it just looks silly.

11/15/2012 1:07:28 PM



So much wrong in this. How the hell do you do it?

11/15/2012 4:28:50 PM

Mattiedef

@Steven

first dimension is a point. second is length/height. third adds width. fourth adds time. 5+ are in the realm of string theory, thus purely speculative.

11/15/2012 5:46:15 PM

Dr.Shrinker

You've made such a convincing and well thought out argument, how could I possibly do anything but agree with you?

(I'll keep him distracted, you call the boys with the nets)

11/15/2012 6:39:18 PM

AbsurdONE

Wait, so was it that unnamed guy’s demonic possession that cause his test scores to improve, or was it faith-healing his fungal infection away that did the trick? I don’t get it.

This whole load of BS was rather ranty and incoherent, frankly. I can’t even tell if this Luke fellow is some New Age moonbat or a Bible-thumping wingnut.

11/16/2012 10:58:47 PM

Nezumi

"Why can't atheists create living artificial cells from scratch like God?" Erm... because God didn't do that, either? Self-replicating molecules predate the cell by a wide margin as the earliest beginnings of life, and we have made one of those from scratch -- scientists have fabricated a virus. They've also had great results with simulating the conditions under which life would have first emerged and creating proteins and amino acids in the process.

@AbsurdOne: From what I've seen of these questions, he's actually a mix of both.

11/19/2012 1:48:59 PM
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