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The liberals have learned well from the capitalists.

You see the optimum business owns the raw materials, transportation, factories, and distribution of products.

Its called a monopoly and to prevent it, anti-trust laws were enacted.

The libs use laws to protect their system. First your children become state property (UN Child rights). Then they control schools, universities, media. Further controll of medical care weeds out undesirables. Unions and government jobs soon become the only means of providing [all the time MSM teaches us this is a good thing], finally we are told where to live, what to produce, and when surplus - when to die.

Its a monopoly on human life.

But Jesus provides the Get Out of Jail Free Card in addition to the Go Directly to Heaven option. We're just waiting for the Game Master to call.

Wally, Rapture Ready 23 Comments [11/14/2012 4:15:53 AM]
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Filin De Blanc

"First your children become state property (UN Child rights)."

Rapture Ready, officially against children having rights. I guess that would get in the way of sending them down the coal mines.

11/14/2012 4:27:43 AM

vaiyt

Any day now...

11/14/2012 4:53:16 AM



"We're just waiting for the Game Master to call."

Roll a Wisdom check.

You fail. You lose 5 HP.

11/14/2012 5:12:22 AM

UHM

Wally, you are a moron.

11/14/2012 5:36:45 AM

fishtank

That's not how it works.

And what's this dumb fear of UN child rights (though to be fair, my birthplace, Germany, has signed it neither).

11/14/2012 6:40:24 AM

Doubting Thomas

It truly must be frightening to live in the world that these crazy, right-wing fundies think they live in. In the real world, there's brightness and sunshine in a country where democracy worked yet again, and life moves forward. In the fundie world, it's like The Hunger Games.

11/14/2012 8:24:09 AM

Pioneer

Yes, children having rights is a terrible thing. Truly.

11/14/2012 8:27:31 AM

Darwin

"We're just waiting for the Game Master to call."

Why don't you give him a call now? See if he'll pick you up early.

11/14/2012 9:12:20 AM



"Its a monopoly on human life."

It's funny how they complain about that (strawman... god forbid they join up in Reality) yet worship a being that has a monopoly on human life... up to and including "OBEY ME OR BURN FOR ETERNITY!"

I mean, they want children to be property of God... or at least the property of those who claim to be acting for God. (paedophile priests anyone?)
They want to control schools, universities, media... and make sure only church-approved "facts" are taught or even heard about.
They want people to access to medical care... that is so vastly overpriced that only the well off can afford it. That'll weed out the poor and sickly... the ones they don't want to know about.
They want us all to be slaves to a few mega-corps... which will dictate what we produce or not, what we can eat, what we can wear, where we can live... and when to die. (because we can't afford their overly-expensive medical treatments)

It's so identical to what they complain about being forced on them it's just insane!!

11/14/2012 10:09:24 AM

Anon

>>First your children become state property (UN Child rights).<<

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Children are nobody's property.

You monster.

11/14/2012 1:11:20 PM

Hasan Prishtina

"finally we are told where to live,"

Well, if you believe that "First your children become state property (UN Child rights)," and that the law protecting something is the same as the state owning it, then this changes things. Because you are "told where to live": you can't build a house in the middle of the street or set up home in someone else's house simply because you like the look of it.

"what to produce"

Same goes here: the state prevents you from producing poisonous baby milk or furniture so flammable that it can generate a roomful of poisonous fumes in a matter of seconds.

Besides the point that the UN cannot enforce anything without working through national governments, this person has no idea what capitalism is. Firstly, laws governing what you can do, where you can live and what you can produce have existed in every single capitalist country without exception. Secondly, while capitalism in seventeenth century was, by and large, run by monopolies of distribution and sale granted by the local king, modern capitalism usually runs much better when markets are competitive. If Wally feels protective laws are the same thing as ownership, he better move to Antarctica, because there isn't a society on earth, capitalist or otherwise, that agrees with him.

11/14/2012 1:45:47 PM

pete

Let me guess... Wally lost custody after the scars were discovered on his child or children. Do I win a prize?

11/14/2012 2:09:25 PM

Mattiedef

http://www.un.org/cyberschoolbus/humanrights/resources/child.asp

A ten point easy to read article on UN human rights of the Child. IT seems it gurantees their freedom and the care of the child and their parents, especially the mother.

Hrm....

Hrm...

Sounds like the opposite of child slavery to me. Sounds like it's almost... forcing people to take care of children. Unlike those pro-death idiots.

11/14/2012 2:17:56 PM



"We're just waiting for the Game Master to call."

Stop that. Stop that this instant. Get your mitts off my tabletop rpgs. Fundies don't get to try to use the lingo unless they claim we're summoning demons.

11/14/2012 2:42:26 PM

cdcdrr

The liberals have learned well from the capitalists.

I think you're confused with libertarians.

First your children become state property (UN Child rights).

Seeing as how the United Nations do not control their own country, and motions signed by member states rarely if ever make anything state property, I believe this came from a dark, smelly place underneath your bowels.

Then they control schools, universities, media. Further controll of medical care weeds out undesirables. Unions and government jobs soon become the only means of providing

I don't quite follow. Half of this seems to refer to Nazi ideology, but then you make a turn into A-historical Avenue where somehow unions are permitted inside a totalitarian eugenicist dictatorship. Please enlighten me about how this is compatible with liberalism.

finally we are told where to live, what to produce, and when surplus - when to die.

Wait, is this about Stalinism? That's stalinism isn't it?

But Jesus provides the Get Out of Jail Free Card in addition to the Go Directly to Heaven option. We're just waiting for the Game Master to call.

Wait, so now we're playing Monopoly? But then why would there be a game master if it's Monopoly, not Dungeons and Dragons? Also, Get Out of Jail cards are found randomly under Chance and Fund stacks. Are you a Calvinist who thinks only few lucky people become saved? And where is heaven on the board? Is the Go to Start card suddenly the Rapture?

What in God's holy name are you blathering about!?

11/14/2012 5:22:00 PM

ScrappyB

What really got me aside from the fundie wharrggle was his definition of a monopoly.

THAT IS NOT A MONOPOLY. HOW CAN YOU CLAIM TO WANT A CAPITALIST SOCIETY AND NOT KNOW WHAT A MONOPOLY IS?

Most cable companies have regional monopolies. TicketMaster is a monopoly. Neither one of them owns or manufactures their products. But my mom still forks out $100+ for her cable bill.

Only in conservatardland are anti-trust laws bad. Truly, up is down and black is white for these people.

11/14/2012 6:09:04 PM

Scorpius

I've never known there to be a GM for Monopoly. So, not only a failed Wisdom check, failed Perception too. Perception is for not even knowing what game you're in.

11/14/2012 6:18:37 PM

Mortos der Soulstealer

Why would D&D have a Get Out Of Jail Free Card?

11/15/2012 4:49:03 AM

Ebon

What the fuck is this shit?

11/15/2012 9:06:41 AM

Zagen30

Its a monopoly on human life.

But Jesus provides the Get Out of Jail Free Card in addition to the Go Directly to Heaven option. We're just waiting for the Game Master to call.


And then he'll trade 3 wheat for a wood with us, which we'll use to buy a Duchy and then sink his aircraft carrier.

Mixing up board games is fun.

11/15/2012 10:20:47 AM

Papabear

Liberals are not a seperate group from capitalists, just seperate from robber-baron capitalists.

11/16/2012 8:23:22 AM

Frank

"But Jesus provides the Get Out of Jail Free Card in addition to the Go Directly to Heaven option"

I think you should exercise this option immediately and go directly to heaven. Although I'm sure a heaven full of you people would be everyone else's idea of hell.

11/16/2012 5:51:30 PM

Seeker Lancer

Aaaaand still waiting.

11/16/2012 9:00:42 PM
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