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[Free Republic actually pens an open letter to the Queen of England following Obama's victory.]

Your Majesty,

We, the people of the former American colonies, would like to offer our most sincere apology over that little misunderstanding we had 236 years ago. Had we known that we were going to be subjects anyway, we could have saved a lot of trouble and hard feelings.

We were under the mistaken belief that we would be free, sovereign citizens; we believed that our hard work would yield its own rewards without someone coming along and taking what we built in the name of “Fairness”. We thought our laws and Constitution would protect us from a foreign born dictator, and our freedom to worship would prevent us from becoming a corrupt, morally bankrupt society (silly us).

Little did we know that our own free press would intentionally sabotage, deceive and withhold the truth from us in order to reelect a Socialist that still holds distain for our nation and contempt for its founding principles. Nor did we believe that there would be so many citizens dependent on government handouts that they would blindly elect an unqualified charlatan, let alone reelect him.

Anyway, Your Grace, we are truly sorry and humbly sincerely beg your forgiveness. If you can find it in your heart to forgive us and take us back, we promise never to trade British oppression for Socialist tyranny again.

Your most humble servants,

The American People

Blue Collar Republican, Free Republic 110 Comments [11/14/2012 4:18:12 AM]
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kiwimac

QEII is never referred to as "Your Grace" the correct title is "Your Majesty" or "Your Highness."

11/10/2012 12:38:05 AM



'Bout time the yanks realized their mistake.

11/14/2012 4:19:26 AM

Filin De Blanc

Obama holds disdain for the nation? Is Obama the candidate who said that half of the country are irresponsible whiners with a victim complex?

11/14/2012 4:25:38 AM

Prager

I wonder how the freepers feel about the British national health service.

11/14/2012 4:35:04 AM

Pod

They do realise we're even more socialist that Obama, right?

11/14/2012 4:37:51 AM

Binky

Surprisingly clever and funny for a Freeper. Meh from me.

11/14/2012 4:41:44 AM



North Korea would be a much better fit for you freepers.

11/14/2012 4:42:42 AM

Felix Wilde

If the thought of socialised healthcare scares you.. Oh, fuck it. Go ahead, run back to England. I'm sure they'll understand. Three letters: NHS.

Maybe you can ask the Scandinavian countries* to get involved in foreign wars and imperialist military intrusion. And the Netherlands can aid you in the bullshit wars on drugs, queers and women.

Also major etiquette fail. You don't talk to the Queen like that, subject!

*obviously Switzerland has been (in)famously neutral in the past; I suck at geography but understand the Swedes, Finns, Danes and others around there are generally pretty pacifistic, which was the point.

11/14/2012 4:45:30 AM

Titania

Your untruths aside, had we remained British citizens, you'd already be living in exactly the kind of state you just complained about in your letter to the Queen.

11/14/2012 4:48:55 AM

Felix Wilde

If the thought of socialised healthcare scares you.. Oh, fuck it. Go ahead, run back to England. I'm sure they'll understand. Three letters: NHS.

Maybe you can ask the Scandinavian countries* to get involved in wars that are none of their or your business, too. And the Netherlands can aid you in the bullshit wars on drugs, queers and women.

Also major etiquette fail. You don't talk to the Queen like that, subject!

*obviously Switzerland has been (in)famously neutral in the past; I suck at geography but understand the Swedes, Finns, Danes and others around there are generally pretty peaceful, which was the point.

11/14/2012 4:51:49 AM

Skios

Republic

re·pub·lic
[ri-puhb-lik] Show IPA
noun
1. A state in which the supreme power rests in the body of citizens entitled to vote and is exercised by representatives chosen directly or indirectly by them.
2. Any body of persons viewed as a commonwealth.
3. A state in which the head of government is not a monarch or other hereditary head of state.

11/14/2012 4:52:58 AM



I'd like to give these people a taste of my British footwear just about now. Bleating idiots.

11/14/2012 4:53:04 AM

br

Spoken like someone who has never actually BEEN to England...

11/14/2012 4:54:37 AM

Raised by Horses

"Dear Free Republic,

Stay the FUCK off my island."


Respectfully,
The Queen

11/14/2012 5:15:31 AM

gravematter

The arrogance of someone claiming to speak for "The American People", when the majority of such demonstrably do not actually agree with him, is mind-boggling.

11/14/2012 5:22:03 AM

Indicible

Traitors, the lot of them.

11/14/2012 5:25:43 AM

Snarker

Those brain dead morons don't realize that Britan is even more socialist then we are.

11/14/2012 5:26:26 AM

UHM

As this is clearly an antempt at humor I was actually able to laugh with it and about it.

But yes, go back to become a part of the United Kingdom, this way your health care system will be fixed in no time, your TV will be much better soon and finally the former United States would get a social security system that actually does it's job. Oh by the way, represantation would be gone too.

11/14/2012 5:27:10 AM

vaiyt

You sure you wanna go back to the UK? They have *LE GASP* socialized medicine!

11/14/2012 5:44:28 AM

ausador

So the Freepers are OK with nationalized medicine, total banning of handguns and semi-automatic rifles, press censorship by the government, higher taxes, and larger social programs now?

I never would have guessed that one was coming. ;)

11/14/2012 5:49:10 AM



Good heavens man, consider Her Majesty's age. She might not survuve such a laughing fit.

11/14/2012 5:56:34 AM



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

:::wipes tears:::

I guess we shouldn't be too surprised at your total ignorance, both about Obama and the UK. Your screen name says it all.


11/14/2012 6:11:45 AM

Doperwtje

So how exactly would such a thing actually work? Are you all going to emigrate to Britain(Don't think they're really that anxious to have you) or are you handing them the colonies back(Which would only entail the East-coast which as I recall are mostly blue states)?

11/14/2012 6:13:27 AM

Emma

Our Conservative Government wants to legalise Gay Marriage, which The Queen will sign into law...I don't think Blue Collar will like us.

11/14/2012 6:16:23 AM

Emma

Oh and we have very, very strict gun laws...

11/14/2012 6:17:09 AM
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