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[Free Republic actually pens an open letter to the Queen of England following Obama's victory.]

Your Majesty,

We, the people of the former American colonies, would like to offer our most sincere apology over that little misunderstanding we had 236 years ago. Had we known that we were going to be subjects anyway, we could have saved a lot of trouble and hard feelings.

We were under the mistaken belief that we would be free, sovereign citizens; we believed that our hard work would yield its own rewards without someone coming along and taking what we built in the name of “Fairness”. We thought our laws and Constitution would protect us from a foreign born dictator, and our freedom to worship would prevent us from becoming a corrupt, morally bankrupt society (silly us).

Little did we know that our own free press would intentionally sabotage, deceive and withhold the truth from us in order to reelect a Socialist that still holds distain for our nation and contempt for its founding principles. Nor did we believe that there would be so many citizens dependent on government handouts that they would blindly elect an unqualified charlatan, let alone reelect him.

Anyway, Your Grace, we are truly sorry and humbly sincerely beg your forgiveness. If you can find it in your heart to forgive us and take us back, we promise never to trade British oppression for Socialist tyranny again.

Your most humble servants,

The American People

Blue Collar Republican, Free Republic 110 Comments [11/14/2012 4:18:12 AM]
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Seeker Lancer

Let me get this straight, you bitch about the UK being a socialist nation, and you claim the NHS is a failure... but you want to join them... to escape the less socialized US... Okay...

11/15/2012 8:48:18 PM

Tolpuddle Martyr

You do know England has free public health care don't you?

You do know...things in general, anything at all-don't you?

Never mind!

11/16/2012 3:14:23 AM

Hoplite

Your Lowliness, you could voluntarily self-deport, like Romney said would be his policy. Nothing prevents you from doing this. And don't let the door slam your ass on your way out.

11/16/2012 3:40:38 AM

ThorGoLucky

Obama is like a moderate Republican of the 1990's. To call him a socialist is utter ignorance and/or delusion. May you free yourself from the echo chamber of rumor and hearsay of your peers.

11/16/2012 7:59:59 AM

Zagen30

"Holy crap, 100 comments and no spam?"

When you fail that hard, it deserves a commensurate number of comments.

11/16/2012 4:26:21 PM



How amusing. The peasant begs. Mayhap we ought make him dance and caper for our entertainment. Or he could merely continue to speak; watching the creature try to address us is quite comical.

11/16/2012 4:53:49 PM

tmarcl

I really can't come up with anything to say. This easily has to be the stupidest thing I've ever read in since the inception of the internet.

11/18/2012 10:13:50 AM

Anon-e-moose

@Sasha

"Go on, tell them that kilts are stupid"

To the Scots Guards, and Scotland football fans. And in that order.

"and beer should be served cold. I wanna see that."

In all my born days, I've never had warm beer; even CAMRA-approved pubs serve their Real Ales refridgerated.



I've never worn a flat cap, nor have I kept coal in the bath; but I's careful wi' us cash, I know the words to "On Ilkla' Moor Baht' 'At", and am wont to complain about nuthin' in particular. Is there such thing as 'No True Yorkshireman'?!

(*Reaches down trousers*)

...an' will yer stop faffin' abaht in us trousers, y' bloody daft ferret, see thi' by 'eck, tha' knows?! X3

[/Stereotypes 'R' Us]

11/18/2012 12:49:30 PM

Zap

I'd like to know if the Queen actually responded to this.

11/18/2012 10:35:39 PM



Response from the Queen:
Guys, Obama was elected by the majority of the people in America. Get over it and learn to lose.

11/22/2012 11:14:57 AM
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