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The ballot box is broken. It’s time for bullets.
[11/15/2012 3:56:04 AM]
Fundie Index: 96
Submitted By: finnugold
@ TB Tabby:
That particular problem can also be solved with a bullet.
11/15/2012 7:50:52 AM
"The ballot box is broken. It’s time for bullets."
'Bullets not the ballot box'.
The raison d'etre of the IRA.
Funny how the Ballot Box prevailed in Northern Ireland. Should tell you something, MiffedDoggy.
11/15/2012 8:06:35 AM
And once he is done with his failed coup, he can go back to accusing liberals of being violent and dangerous.
11/15/2012 8:33:31 AM
Give it a go.
Your death in a hail of police gunfire will be a YouTube hit.
11/15/2012 8:46:14 AM
So, if the election doesn't go your way, the ballot box is broken? Good thinking, sh*twad.
11/15/2012 8:48:18 AM
The ballot box is fine, you're just pissed the black guy won.
11/15/2012 8:51:00 AM
" I know Obama has more security than any president ever but it's not perfect and all it takes is one slip up to end in catastrophe. What I don't understand is the kind of hatred it takes to want to kill someone. Why has it gotten this bad? "
11/15/2012 9:04:12 AM
Guns or butter....we chose butter, you can eat your bullets.
11/15/2012 10:04:38 AM
How do you break a ballot box?
11/15/2012 10:16:23 AM
Rabbit of Caerbannog
The only thing broken is your brain, AngryK9.
11/15/2012 10:18:15 AM
Democracy newb. Dictactorships and monarchies blow.
11/15/2012 10:19:48 AM
So, what are the chances of RabidK9 putting down his copy of Internet Tough Guy Magazine and taking real action? Near zero, I'd think.
11/15/2012 10:59:48 AM
And all it takes is a few temper tantrums from the Religious Right over the election not going their way despite their cheating, to remove any right they had to complain about what happens to them from here on out. If the proper actions are taken against rabid dogs like this one, they have brought it upon themselves, and none would mourn them.
11/15/2012 11:13:03 AM
why is bullet pluralized. you only need the one.
11/15/2012 11:30:29 AM
The ballot box worked fine in 2004, and I voted for John Kerry. I sucked it in then, you can do it now.
11/15/2012 11:40:00 AM
Well, shooting a gun would be quite the trick for a dog, but I'm afraid that 1) the lack of prehensile hands/opposable thumbs makes you unlikely to pull it off and 2) even if you somehow managed to do it, it still wouldn't affect the result of the elections one bit, Fido.
11/15/2012 12:01:20 PM
Statements like this are what prompted Black Panther members to hang around polling places - to protect the citizenry from people like you.
11/15/2012 12:02:11 PM
Talk about a sore loser!
11/15/2012 12:09:57 PM
Democracy. It's the American way!
11/15/2012 12:28:08 PM
Why has it gotten this bad?
Because the country is changing, and some folks (like Moonbats) are terrified of change. Change is bad, evil, and dangerous. Everything should stay the same as it always was, forever and ever, damn it! And when change happens, these unfortunates just snap like dry twigs, lashing out at authority figures who symbolize change like Lincoln and Kennedy.
be teaching people that change is inevitable and it's nothing to be afraid of--weighed carefully, yes, but not causing fits of hysterical terror.
"Fear thou not; for I am with thee: be not dismayed; for I am thy God: I will strengthen thee; yea, I will help thee; yea, I will uphold thee with the right hand of my righteousness."
Isaiah 41:10. But I've given up expecting fundies to read their bibles.
A Christian friend once asked me why some preachers worked so hard to scare their parishioners. I replied that creating fear gave those preachers power over their flock. That's what we're seeing here: the fundies are enslaved by their own fear to leaders who stoke those fears in order to maintain power.
I don't see an easy way out of this mess. Reality will win and the world will change, and the best we can do is adapt to it if we want to prosper. I don't envy the Secret Service the next 4 years (and I have a cousin currently serving; he was on Michelle Obama's detail for a time, says she's a really nice lady).
11/15/2012 12:36:31 PM
No, bullets will just put even more holes in the ballot box...
...and when used on someone, give you the death penalty or a life sentence. Maybe not the best route...
11/15/2012 12:51:40 PM
It’s time for bullets.
Right. Go ahead. All you need is one.
11/15/2012 1:11:03 PM
Can't wait to see your picture on the news.
Who am I kidding, you're an Internet tough guy who probably doesn't even own a gun.
11/15/2012 1:18:32 PM
Hope someone's pointed this out to the FBI.
11/15/2012 1:39:39 PM
that almost sounds facist
11/15/2012 1:51:20 PM