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America has forsaken her first love. She has finally, and fully, given herself over to a licentious Lothario with whom she has increasingly flirted since her youth. He is sin – and, notwithstanding full knowledge of who he is and what he intends, with him she has lain. America has tasted the poisonous fruits of lust, pride, passion, and envy – sloth, frivolity, iniquity and entitlement. She has tasted of their sweet deception and found it irresistible. She has danced in the streets, intoxicated by the very poison that will be her undoing. America has rebelled against God. She has shaken her fist at Him and arrogantly cried, 'We don’t need you. We don’t want you. We know better than you. Now go away.' And so He’s going away. We have exalted a party that seeks to – and in many was ways has already done so – enshrine into law the celebration of sexual deviancy and mock marriage. The rain is descending. The floods have come and the winds beat down on our great nation.

Matt Barber, Joe. My. God. 55 Comments [11/16/2012 4:07:53 AM]
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Submitted By: Aspergus
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Grimsoncrow

The locusts cannot be far behind...

11/16/2012 4:11:56 AM

Filin De Blanc

Well, at least he's poetic about it.

11/16/2012 4:13:30 AM

Pikachukid

That tends to be how first relationships go.

11/16/2012 4:13:36 AM

Prager

Call me when the rivers turn to blood.

11/16/2012 4:24:17 AM

michael3ov

You see yourself as a present day founding father, don't you?

I hate to break it to you but, you're not!

11/16/2012 4:24:57 AM



If you believe that God created everything, then that means he created gays, too.

Looks like that makes you the arrogant one.


11/16/2012 4:36:19 AM

Diatryma

Wow, Drama Queen. I'd like to hear that in a live performance :)

11/16/2012 4:37:29 AM

Reynardine

Very poetic garbage.

11/16/2012 4:42:23 AM

Paler_Face

What is it with all these overdramatic 'the USA is DOOOOOMED' fantasies.
They're acting like some stupid little teen girl stereotype who cries 'MY LIFE IS OVER' after discovering a tiny little zit on her nose.
Grow the fuck up already.

11/16/2012 4:45:59 AM

UHM

And they had hot steamy sex for four years.

11/16/2012 5:04:29 AM

Grimsoncrow

@Paler_Face:

They discovered Obama is still in the white house.That's why.

11/16/2012 5:24:28 AM

Frostythesnowman

All sounds pretty accurate. Now fuck off and let everyone enjoy it.

11/16/2012 5:25:01 AM



"America has rebelled against God. She has shaken her fist at Him and arrogantly cried, 'We don’t need you. We don’t want you. We know better than you. Now go away.'"

That was over 200 years ago... who the fuck is this news?

"America has tasted the poisonous fruits of lust, pride, passion, and envy – sloth, frivolity, iniquity and entitlement."

Holy shit... this guy is complaining about the American Dream!!

11/16/2012 5:25:17 AM

fishtank

What is he talking about?!

11/16/2012 5:40:24 AM

SpukiKitty

Lady Liberty would rather have eons of pure passion with the dark, sexy, free-spirited hottie, Lucifer than with that ugly, bigoted, uptight old brute, The Demiurge, any day. The Demiurge treats her like scat but Lucifer is a true gentleman!

11/16/2012 5:42:43 AM

ausador

You typed that with one hand didn't you?

11/16/2012 5:55:46 AM

Kuno

Oh pipe down, you drama queen!

You Americans re-elected the exact same guy as president as for the last four years! That is all! No sudden Armageddon, no masses of Americans that are now quitting their jobs to mooch of welfare checks, no sudden transformation of the US into a “Marxist”, “communist”, “Bolshevik”, “socialist”, “fascist”* dictatorship. Just business as usual like the years before, only difference is BO has no longer to worry about reelection.

*or whatever buzzword, that you couldn’t define if your life would depend on it, you heard last from a GOP or Tea Party pundit.

11/16/2012 5:57:08 AM

Pule Thamex

"America has rebelled against God."

America can't rebel against something that doesn't exist. America can rebel against the lies and delusions maintained by a corrupt so-called spiritual authority entirely invented by con men, misogynists and racists.

America doesn't need theocracy. America doesn't want theocracy. Thankfully America knows better than theocrats. Theocrats should go away or at least mind their own business.

For the time being Freedom is winning but beware the insanity of Bible God.

11/16/2012 6:24:45 AM

Dr.Shrinker

Once more with feeling Matt

11/16/2012 6:37:14 AM

Justanotheratheist

And then you wonder why we mock you.

11/16/2012 6:44:00 AM

Mister Spak

" She has shaken her fist at Him ....The floods have come and the winds beat down "

Fundie yells at clouds.

11/16/2012 6:47:00 AM

Doubting Thomas

The country is not rebelling against God, it's just that the Christian nationalists are losing more and more power & influence day by day. America is not ever going to become the Christian theocracy you wish it to be. The country's population is becoming ever more atheist every day, and there's not anything you can do about it. Except whine on the internet that is.

11/16/2012 6:50:54 AM

dionysus

I could take a calendar of the entire history of the US, pick a random year, and find nonsense exactly like this. Hell, I could take a calendar of all of human history, pick a random year, and find nonsense just like this. Every generation thinks that the next generation is depraved, lazy, and causing the end of [the country/civilization/the world]. Change is a fact of life and so is other people's resentment to it and what the newest generations see as freedom (gay marriage) the older ones see as the new generation having no morals. It was the same with interracial marriage. Almost a spitting image. And it will continue to be that way every time the morality of old gets rejected for new freedom. By the way, rejecting certain morals isn't intrinsically a bad thing. After all, it used to be a moral imperative for slaves to obey their masters. Now not only is slavery immoral but we cheer when slaves cast off their masters.

11/16/2012 6:59:18 AM

Pilotess

Shakespeare couldn't have said it better

11/16/2012 7:50:36 AM

The Crimson Ghost

So verbose! There's something about 7th grade poetry...

11/16/2012 8:35:42 AM
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