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You have bleached the entire meaning of whatever you're saying – even if it sounds good.
11/16/2012 8:41:03 AM
11/16/2012 8:48:39 AM
Hold on Matt. The Waaambulances are on their way.
11/16/2012 9:52:43 AM
Jezebel's Evil Sister
Demonstrates that Vogon poetry is NOT the worse poetry in the universe.
11/16/2012 10:35:01 AM
Keep going. Your tears are like candy.
11/16/2012 12:05:09 PM
Funny how God doesn't seem to mind the Baltic countries when they do it.
11/16/2012 1:13:34 PM
She has shaken her fist at Him and arrogantly cried, 'We don’t need you. We don’t want you. We know better than you. Now go away.' And so He’s going away.
Going away? Where the hell has He been in the first place? Show me where this "God" has ever done anything different as a result of human behavior. Does He answer prayers? Do people who go to church, profess to be "born again" or live like monks get less diseases, win the lottery more often or are less likely to have their homes destroyed by floods or tornadoes? And how come there are thousands of different and often incompatible opinions about what He does, what He wants and even whether He's one or many?
Admit it. You're just making stuff up so you can pretend your big, magic brother is gonna beat up the people you don't like.
11/16/2012 2:07:17 PM
She has finally, and fully, given herself over to a licentious Lothario with whom she has increasingly flirted since her youth.
Stop it, you're getting me hot.
11/16/2012 2:45:03 PM
Man, the righties are doing their best to redefine 'histrionics'.
11/16/2012 4:05:55 PM
If everytime these weirdos said that it was the end of the world because we voted Obama in were right. We'd have ripped a hole in the space time continumim by now.
11/16/2012 4:24:26 PM
He's going away? Here's an idea, why don't all you fundies go with him (if you can find anywhere that will take you).
In a related topic, I hate fucking Australia. They were lucky and got the criminals. We got the religious nuts. I WANT TO TRADE!
11/16/2012 4:29:12 PM
Waste of a small bit of writing talent. Oh, well.
11/16/2012 6:55:32 PM
Yeah, yeah, yeah... Rebelled against God and all that jazz.
And our rivers will teem with frogs, they will fill our land and invade our homes.
11/16/2012 8:26:07 PM
Sheridan, this is Florida. They do it every rainy season.
11/17/2012 3:54:06 AM
Actually, we get some damned big grasshoppers, too. And lovebugs. Lots of lovebugs.
11/17/2012 3:55:24 AM
Actually, we'll figure we've got a God problem when lots more gators break down our kitchen doors (say, a couple a week instead of one every few years).
11/17/2012 3:58:35 AM
At least this guy can write fairly well, rather than just whine and threaten to shoot people.
11/17/2012 5:35:17 AM
And so, the glass-jawed paper tiger, friend of the genocidal, sadistic, and overall malevolent ego projection, still does not understand why America would ever leave such an abusive wretch in the first place.
11/17/2012 6:52:52 AM
11/17/2012 7:29:27 AM
Oh, is the world ending again? Okay. I'm going to take a nap now, wake me when it's over.
11/18/2012 9:27:15 AM
Fuck off mate, we have enough of our own.
Seriously the leader of a major politcal party of called the "Mad Monk". And not just because his last name is Abbot.
11/18/2012 2:54:17 PM
Aw, does somebody think he's an old testament prophet? Well, considering his Concerned WOMEN for America ties, maybe his identity confusion isn't so surprising after all.
11/18/2012 4:02:19 PM
Yo, didn't Stephen Colbert already make this joke the day after the election? Even your most poetic whining is stale, douchebag.
11/18/2012 6:04:47 PM
America has forsaken her first love
11/18/2012 6:51:45 PM
"America has forsaken her first love."
George Washington hasn't written or even called recently.
11/19/2012 10:28:32 AM
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