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America has forsaken her first love. She has finally, and fully, given herself over to a licentious Lothario with whom she has increasingly flirted since her youth. He is sin – and, notwithstanding full knowledge of who he is and what he intends, with him she has lain. America has tasted the poisonous fruits of lust, pride, passion, and envy – sloth, frivolity, iniquity and entitlement. She has tasted of their sweet deception and found it irresistible. She has danced in the streets, intoxicated by the very poison that will be her undoing. America has rebelled against God. She has shaken her fist at Him and arrogantly cried, 'We don’t need you. We don’t want you. We know better than you. Now go away.' And so He’s going away. We have exalted a party that seeks to – and in many was ways has already done so – enshrine into law the celebration of sexual deviancy and mock marriage. The rain is descending. The floods have come and the winds beat down on our great nation.

Matt Barber, Joe. My. God. 55 Comments [11/16/2012 4:07:53 AM]
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Sharon Young

You have bleached the entire meaning of whatever you're saying – even if it sounds good.

11/16/2012 8:41:03 AM

JSS

Someone already beat you to the psuedo-dramatic speech.

Oh, but please, continue...

11/16/2012 8:48:39 AM

DaMentalFunism

Hold on Matt. The Waaambulances are on their way.

11/16/2012 9:52:43 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Demonstrates that Vogon poetry is NOT the worse poetry in the universe.


11/16/2012 10:35:01 AM

Seeker Lancer

Keep going. Your tears are like candy.

11/16/2012 12:05:09 PM

Osiris

Funny how God doesn't seem to mind the Baltic countries when they do it.

11/16/2012 1:13:34 PM

John

She has shaken her fist at Him and arrogantly cried, 'We don’t need you. We don’t want you. We know better than you. Now go away.' And so He’s going away.

Going away? Where the hell has He been in the first place? Show me where this "God" has ever done anything different as a result of human behavior. Does He answer prayers? Do people who go to church, profess to be "born again" or live like monks get less diseases, win the lottery more often or are less likely to have their homes destroyed by floods or tornadoes? And how come there are thousands of different and often incompatible opinions about what He does, what He wants and even whether He's one or many?

Admit it. You're just making stuff up so you can pretend your big, magic brother is gonna beat up the people you don't like.

11/16/2012 2:07:17 PM

Sasha

She has finally, and fully, given herself over to a licentious Lothario with whom she has increasingly flirted since her youth.

Stop it, you're getting me hot.

11/16/2012 2:45:03 PM

Darwin

Man, the righties are doing their best to redefine 'histrionics'.

11/16/2012 4:05:55 PM

Snarker

If everytime these weirdos said that it was the end of the world because we voted Obama in were right. We'd have ripped a hole in the space time continumim by now.

11/16/2012 4:24:26 PM

Alencon

He's going away? Here's an idea, why don't all you fundies go with him (if you can find anywhere that will take you).

In a related topic, I hate fucking Australia. They were lucky and got the criminals. We got the religious nuts. I WANT TO TRADE!

11/16/2012 4:29:12 PM

mellenORL

Waste of a small bit of writing talent. Oh, well.

11/16/2012 6:55:32 PM

Sheridan

Yeah, yeah, yeah... Rebelled against God and all that jazz.

@Grimsoncrow, Prager

And our rivers will teem with frogs, they will fill our land and invade our homes.

11/16/2012 8:26:07 PM

Reynardine

Sheridan, this is Florida. They do it every rainy season.

11/17/2012 3:54:06 AM

Reynardine

Actually, we get some damned big grasshoppers, too. And lovebugs. Lots of lovebugs.

11/17/2012 3:55:24 AM

Reynardine

Actually, we'll figure we've got a God problem when lots more gators break down our kitchen doors (say, a couple a week instead of one every few years).

11/17/2012 3:58:35 AM

Pioneer

At least this guy can write fairly well, rather than just whine and threaten to shoot people.

11/17/2012 5:35:17 AM

Firewing

And so, the glass-jawed paper tiger, friend of the genocidal, sadistic, and overall malevolent ego projection, still does not understand why America would ever leave such an abusive wretch in the first place.

11/17/2012 6:52:52 AM

Ebon

The fuck?

11/17/2012 7:29:27 AM

tmarcl

Oh, is the world ending again? Okay. I'm going to take a nap now, wake me when it's over.

11/18/2012 9:27:15 AM

ThatOneGuy

@Alencon
Fuck off mate, we have enough of our own.

Seriously the leader of a major politcal party of called the "Mad Monk". And not just because his last name is Abbot.

11/18/2012 2:54:17 PM

Zel

Aw, does somebody think he's an old testament prophet? Well, considering his Concerned WOMEN for America ties, maybe his identity confusion isn't so surprising after all.

11/18/2012 4:02:19 PM

Vet Emergency

Yo, didn't Stephen Colbert already make this joke the day after the election? Even your most poetic whining is stale, douchebag.

11/18/2012 6:04:47 PM

rubber chicken

America has forsaken her first love

Money ?

11/18/2012 6:51:45 PM

Hasan Prishtina

"America has forsaken her first love."

George Washington hasn't written or even called recently.

11/19/2012 10:28:32 AM
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